funny poison ivy story

As a cultivator who once stood high above the clouds, gazing upon all beings, what path should Xiao Qiang tread upon in this unfamiliar world? Embark on a life of unrestrained cultivation, allowing his poison to ripple far and wide. Xiao Qiang envisions founding his own empire in this urban realm!

She was once the only wood type ability user in the world. She had space in her body, but she died in an accident at the hands of the Zombie King. She once more opened her eyes. She had become the Prime Minister's daughter of the Grand Xia Dynasty. However, the seemingly noble her was a piece of trash that one could bully. His mother was killed, his fiance was taken, and he even had to face the despair of being swept out of the house. How could she just sit on the wall and watch the 'revenge comes' she'd always followed? If her fiance was too trash, she would change him to a better one. If he tainted her innocence, she would destroy it. If he harmed her mother, she would wipe out her entire family! "Just as she was about to make it, a man stepped forward and pressed her down." My wife, now that the mundane business is over, can we proceed with our plan to build a man?

"There is a thin line between poison and medicine, and I shall make you dance on it!" Dead and reincarnated, Shen Bao finds himself in a world of cultivation, a world he only believed that existed in stories and books. With hopes of heights and abilities far than what the mortal man could ever dream of, he's given a new purpose in life, however, fate had other surprises in store for him. What should have commenced as a regular life in any reincarnation story, for Shen Bao everything turned upside down when he found out that he doesn't have the ability to cultivate...

In her past life, Xia Wenjin kidnapped a husband to help him seize the world and sit on the Dragon Court. She hoped to grow old together with him, living in harmony, but the scumbag raised a knife against her... Reborn, Xia Wenjin guards against fire, theft, and beautiful men, swearing to live a different kind of life. The patriarch of the Xia Family was worried sick, as his daughter was known for her drama, greed, sharp tongue, shamelessness, and lack of shame... No one in all of Nanxia could compare. How would she ever get married? Later, Xia Wenjin eloped with the most handsome Imperial Grandson of Nanxia, parading through the streets of the Capital City every day. The ministers of Nanxia, having witnessed her rudeness and shamelessness, doubted their sanity after being verbally attacked by her, unanimously felt she had tainted their high-born flower of a prince, and daily petitioned for her removal. Until an enemy nation attacked, the Crown Prince led the army personally, and the Crown Princess Consort followed, repelling millions of soldiers with her words…

Shocking! The seventh daughter of the Su family was supposed to marry the ninth prince after she found herself pregnant, but she ran away on the night of her wedding! Su Qian, a gifted doctor, transmigrated as the joke of the town? Let's watch how she'd take on the world with her daughter and reclaim everything that belonged to her! Did people say she was an ugly loser? How funny! She was skilled in both medicine and poison, and she could revive the dead. She could even manipulate five types of poisonous insects. Since then, people started claiming she was the source of all things evil. Anyone who went against her would eventually beg for forgiveness on their knees. She also had a son and a daughter to protect her. They pampered her in every way possible. "My mother is emotional. Please don't make her upset." After saying that, Su Qian's son beat a prince up for insulting her. "My mother isn't very brave. She's easily bullied." After saying that, Su Qian's daughter beat Su Qian's stepsister up and reclaimed the family inheritance on her behalf. One day, their father showed up and stopped them from entering the room. He stakes his claim, "I'll pamper my own wife. Step aside."

After the event humans had termed as the new beginning, people had received strange magical powers and beasts mutated, and the world changed in incomprehensible ways as the planet became bigger and monsters ran amok. Gideon is seen as a disappointment as he has a very weak poison affinity and is often mocked and bullied by his peers and was almost disowned by his parents on multiple occasions. But things change when he is about to die but then a strange green bead falls from a spatial crack and lands on his head granting his the poison system. The world will shake under his feet and the gods will tremble at his name. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cover art is not mine

Easily cowed and bullied, she was the useless, ugly woman with no talent in medical skills. Supported by millions, he was Tianning’s most respected duke with the power to move all under Heaven. On their wedding day the bridal sedan was carried to the front doors, but the Duke of Qin’s gates were shut tight. They told her, ‘Come back tomorrow.’ All alone, she walked step-by-step full of pride through the duke’s doors. Little could they imagine, this unattractive good-for-nothing was a beautiful, genius doctor of poisons! — After transmigrating to the past, poisons expert Han Yunxi finds herself on the verge of being married off to the country’s second most powerful man, the Duke of Qin. Her future life seems set–except her husband is an unfeeling ice block, her in-laws think she’s a eyesore, the empress dowager wants to use her for her own goals, and poison-related plots abound. Alone, the intelligent (and sensible) Yunxi must carve her own space from the intricate web of court intrigue and the jianghu, relying on her words, wits, and wisdom to survive. Adapt when necessary, use force when required; to survive and thrive is the name of the game to a prosperous life. No matter what, she’ll prove her right to live! Author: Jie Mo

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

The Immortal’s Poison is a modern wuxia novel, written by Cataclysmic Bean. This is the story of the young man Wen Leyang, born into the family with an expertise in the cultivation of the Art of Poisons. The enemy may not always be evil, and someone evil may not necessarily be the enemy. However, one thing is certain. Wen Leyang is a frank and honest young man, a delightful hero who possesses a kind disposition towards any living creature. Learn about his journey as he embarks on an adventure of cultivating into an immortal.

« Il n'y a qu'une fine ligne entre le poison et le remède, et je vous ferai danser dessus ! » Mort et réincarné, Shen Bao se retrouve dans un monde de cultivation, un monde dont il ne croyait l'existence que dans les histoires et les livres. Avec l'espoir d'atteindre des sommets et des capacités bien au-delà de ce dont un simple mortel pourrait rêver, il se voit offrir un nouveau but dans la vie, mais le destin lui réservait d'autres surprises. Ce qui aurait dû commencer comme une vie ordinaire dans n'importe quelle histoire de réincarnation, pour Shen Bao, tout a basculé lorsqu'il a découvert qu'il n'avait pas la capacité de cultiver...