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In the post-Hokage era, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage who perished in battle, suddenly wakes up to find himself in a different world. Are you still concerned about the final battle between Boruto and the Ōtsutsuki clan? The reappearance of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, reveals an unexpected truth. It turns out that the Great Toad Sage’s prophecy was accurate—Boruto Uzumaki is indeed the prophesied child. However, what changed was not the fate of the ninja world, but Naruto's own destiny. The Sage of Six Paths holds the Rinnegan in his left hand and the Time-Space Relic, Plough, in his right. Looking at Naruto before him, he asks once again: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you were to be reborn, tell me—what would you choose?" With unwavering determination, Naruto responds: "I will abandon all hesitation, protect everything in the ninja world at all costs, and make up for the regrets of my past life!" Dear Readers For 120 Advance Chapters Join My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/NF25

Lin Quan traveled to the year 2012 and became the adopted son of Pep Guardiola. He originally played as a midfielder, but unexpectedly gained Messi's Prime attributes from him due to the sudden awakening of the "King of Football" system. That year, the incomparable duo reached its peak. Messi scored 91 goals, while Cristiano Ronaldo scored 63, dominating the entire world of football, leaving no room for a third contender. However, from that year on, the rivalry between the incomparable duo transformed into a three-player confrontation. Guardiola: There are rumors suggesting that I relied on Lin Quan to win so many championships. Let me clarify, this is not true. Mourinho: If Guardiola didn't have Lin, his honors would never surpass mine! Messi: People say that Lin Quan plays like me, but I think that's not entirely accurate because Lin is even more versatile than me. Cristiano Ronaldo: I thought my only rival was Messi, but another Lin Quan unexpectedly emerged. If you want to read the chapters in advance and support me, here is my Patreon. patreon.com/johanssen10 Chapters on my Patreon Soccer: I have the attributes of Messi in his Prime (up to chapter 85) I cannot be a Martial Ancestor, then I will be Emperor Yan. (up to chapter 60) Dou Po: Tie Xiao Xun'er at the beginning and get ten times feedback (up to chapter 30)

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In his former life, he was a man haunted by regret—a sterile, solitary soul who yearned for a family he could never have. Then fate threw him a curveball: transmigration. Now, he wakes up as Frank Gallagher, the notorious drunk and deadbeat dad from Shameless—except this time, the dysfunction is just the beginning. Suddenly saddled with six wildly diverse kids, Frank is knee-deep in the chaos of fatherhood—equal parts disaster and accidental wisdom. But beneath the surface of slurred words and bad decisions, something else is brewing. This isn't just the gritty South Side of Chicago anymore. Something darker is creeping in. The lines between worlds begin to blur as superheroes, sorcerers, demons, and hunters stalk the shadows. From Stark Industries to the Sanctum Sanctorum, from Hell’s Kitchen to Hell itself, Frank finds himself entangled in a multiversal spiral of cosmic stakes and personal redemption. He's not just a drunken dad anymore. He's a wildcard in a universe where Iron Man suits clash with angels and shapeshifters, and where the dead don’t always stay buried. Welcome to the wildest crossover you never saw coming. --- Update Schedule: 1 Chapter/day from Monday to Friday. Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Transmigrating to Douluo Continent, he surprisingly became the brother of Qian Xunji. Thinking about the foolish actions of the Wuhun Hall's three idiots that would later harm the Wuhun Hall, Qian Xunfeng immediately felt a sense of frustration. At the age of six, Qian Xunfeng awakened his Eight-Winged Holy Angel, starting with a divine position, and decided to take a gamble. At thirty-eight, he broke through to Title Douluo, being hailed as the youngest Title Douluo on the continent, when a red-robed bishop came to report. "Reporting, Saintess Bibi Dong is in a state of desperation, insisting on eloping with that trash from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan." Qian Xunfeng smiled indifferently: "Good, let her go. There will be a time when she comes back crying." Many years later. What? This is Douluo Continent, where my Qian family can't do as they please? Laughable! This is clearly my Qian family's continent, and what my Qian family sets its sights on will eventually belong to my Qian family. I, Qian Xunfeng, came to Douluo Continent to become the emperor. In an unexpected turn of events, the first-round Tang San reincarnated as Qian Renchuan, Qian Xunfeng's son. Qian Xunfeng unexpectedly discovered that the second-round God-King Tang San had also been reborn, and under Qian Xunfeng's direction, Qian Renchuan and Xiao Wu were deeply in love. (The protagonist has multiple female leads, some male supporting characters are pure love, there will be female leads who fall into depravity, and there will be obsessed women, with childbirth plots.) (Torture Tang San, torture Grandmaster, and a little bit of torture for Bibi Dong in the early stages.)

Three years ago, Lin Chen accidentally had a relationship with the stunning campus belle Xu Mengyao. Three years later, one day, Xu Mengyao showed up looking for Lin Chen with a little girl just over two years old: “Xixi, call him Dad.” At this moment, a strange voice sounded in Lin Chen’s mind. By taking care of a child, Lin Chen can rapidly improve all kinds of his abilities. “Host cooks for one hour, chef experience increases by one year.” “Host accumulates ten hours of taking the child to play bumper cars, driving skills improve to grandmaster level.” “Host accumulates twenty hours of taking the child to practice martial arts, host’s martial arts improve to grandmaster level.” …… Xu Mengyao, whose net worth is hundreds of billions, nestles in Lin Chen’s arms: “Dear, when are you taking me to register our marriage?” Lin Chen: “Let’s go, right now!”

After traveling to the 30th millennium, Caelan thought he would just idle his days away. Little did he expect the Emperor to ask him for parenting advice. "Neoth, they are your sons! How can you, as their father, shirk your responsibilities and leave all the children for me to raise? What kind of father are you?" "Horus, you are the First-Found, the Emperor's favorite son. Why are you coming to me? Stay away from me!" "Perturabo, what are you doing? Put me down! I want to stay with Sanguinius!" "Russ, stop Angron! He's trying to read my mind! What? You say you also want to know who my favorite child is?" "I've told you, I'm not your dad!" ........ [email protected]/DaoistJinzu

The standard “golden finger” cheat that every reborn or transmigrator army gets turned out to be a rather awkward divine artifact. [Monster Creation? But why does my Monster Creation look so different?] Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at the “Boosted Gear of the Red Dragon Emperor” manifested on his left hand, and the “Light Wings of the White Dragon Emperor” on his back, falling into deep thought. Imagination grants ability, and the reborn have opened the door to another world. [Eh? Eh!! I didn’t even plan on transmigrating!] His sudden fall into another world began with a chance encounter in a bathroom with a girl. [Eh? Your name is… Loki?] Thus begins Sawada Tsunayoshi’s life in another world, and his search for the way back home.

Note: This is a translation and This is not a fanfic. Advanced Chapters (26+) in my Kof ko-fi.com/shax07 ***** I was banished from the hero's party by the hero, someone I thought was a friend, despite having supported him from the beginning to take his position as the hero... Well, that happened, but something inside me tells me that this betrayal cannot go unpunished... My mind eventually turns to the hero's beloved family full of women. **** 6/8 Chapters per week

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.