daily funny short stories

Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign that said 'Talking Dog for Sale.' He went in and asked to see the dog. The dog said, 'Well, I've had an amazing life. I was in the army, worked as a detective, and even did some acting.' The man was amazed and asked the owner why he was selling such an incredible dog. The owner said, 'Because he's a liar! He never did any of those things!'

This novel was "My Dou Xi, My Qi." It was a short story/short story type novel, and it had daily stories and funny elements. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. [My Dou Xi, My Qi] Author: A Sword Falling Flowers. Finished, you can read without worry. "My Dou Xi, My Qi" was a story about a funny friend who valued friendship. It was a story about a very cute girl. It used funny jokes to describe that strange friend who did all kinds of evil. Hurry up and read!

This novel was called "Stop hitting me and I'll Marry You, alright?" It was a short story/short story novel with relaxing, everyday, and funny elements. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. "Stop hitting me and I'll marry you, alright?" Author: Flying Stone. Finished, you can read without worry. [The new book, The Ugly God Arrives, is currently being serialised. Welcome to read] Fang Ming, who had nothing to live for, accidentally obtained a token. From then on, he had to shoulder the heavy responsibility of maintaining order and safety on the ground and underground. This was awesome… On the peak of the mountain, above the clouds! Fang Ming stood against the wind and lifted two fingers to wipe off a drop of bird droppings on his face. One Finger to the Sky: I want the sky to be colorless! Two fingers on the ground,[I want this land…this land…beautiful women like clouds. I want no single dog in this world…wahahaha!] Bang bang bang! Old Fang, wake up! The dog food that Third Brother bought has arrived. Do you want some? The taste was very good… Get lost… On the rooftop, Fang Ming stood with his hands behind his back. He glanced at the person who had just arrived and sighed. "Leave. I won't marry you." "Why?" "Why? Don't you know?" "That's because…I've only sworn to you once. Your father has struck me with lightning seven times…I…can't take it anymore!" A hint of sadness flashed across Fang Ming's face. "But…I can also use heavenly lightning!" Rumble… "D * mn…Spare me…" Hurry up and read!

This novel was called "Fish-Lipped Humans". It was a short story/short story type novel, and it had relaxing, everyday, and funny elements. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. [Fish-Lipped Humans] Author: Xing Yazi. Finished, you can read without worry. [Fish-Lipped Humans]: I, Xiao Mi, as a noble cat, why do I always have fish-lipped humans around me? Hurry up and read!

There was a cat that got stuck in a box. Instead of meowing for help, it just sat there looking at the world through the little hole in the box as if it was perfectly normal. It was so cute and funny. Well, after a while, it just fell asleep in the box. Cats are really strange sometimes. They can find comfort in the oddest situations.

This novel was called "My Delivery Man Is a Big Boss." It was a short story/short story novel with elements of relaxation, daily life, weirdness, and delivery. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. 'My Delivery Man Is a Big Boss' by Bai Wensheng. The introduction of "My Delivery Man is a Big Boss" was a wild imagination, similar to Zhang Xiaohua's "The First Chaos in History." Perhaps it was because the book was in the light novel category, so not many people read it. A relaxed and humorous one that could make you smile while relaxing! Hurry up and read!

There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.

One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'

This novel was called "The Road to Food Sharing." It was a short story/short story novel. It had daily life, high IQ, black-bellied, funny, shameless, funny, cultured, academic, and gourmet elements. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. The Road to Food Sharing by Mu Enlong. Finished, you can read without worry. [Introduction to "Road to Food Sharing": The new book "This Celebrity's Side Job as Alchemist" is in preparation ~ Please look forward to it ~] A school that you have never seen before, a bunch of people with their own thoughts, a strange game life, an alternative campus journey to find love!Σ(￣。Is this real? No, all the people inside are high-energy and snake spirits ^_^Is this fantasy fiction? Not really! There were even more ridiculous existences in the world! Was the content of this novel reasonable? In the river, we are all small fish, very small, but it doesn't stop us from thinking of 99 ways to eat whales (^_−)-Astral Hurry up and read!