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When Wen Yan chose the profession he deemed the safest, "Natural Enemy," he felt sure his ending wouldn't be the same as those of other professions, where the average person met an untimely death. That was until he encountered a Soul Devouring Beast that measured tens of kilometers in length. He then realized things might be just a tiny bit different from what he had thought. "Soul Devouring Beast. Trait One: Devouring. Devouring souls. Trait Two: Immune. Immune to physical damage, immune to elemental damage, immune to environmental damage, immune to mental damage, immune to sustained damage, immune to toxin damage, immune to..." "Sole trait, Invincible."

Fu Qingjun has transmigrated into a parallel world and discovered that his parallel self just committed suicide. With over 6,000 souls in his body, he feels his head throbbing. The next moment, he finds that his hair grows rapidly and that he could inject wisdom into a creature's brain through his hair.

After struggling in the apocalypse for ten years, Yao Ran died and returned to the three months before everything began. She returns with hatred and thirsts for revenge, intent on making those who owe her pay with their lives. With her grandfather's inheritance, Yao Ran sold everything and frantically hoarded weapons, medicine, food, and supplies. She sharpened her sword, stockpiled up supplies, settled scores with scoundrels and villains, and repaid them with both enmity and kindness. When disaster strikes, she begins her revenge, facing a dangerous world, and is determined to outlast her previous life.

Depois de lutar no apocalipse por dez anos, Yao Ran morreu e voltou aos três meses antes de tudo começar. Ela retorna com ódio e sede de vingança, determinada a fazer aqueles que lhe devem pagar com suas vidas. Com a herança de seu avô, Yao Ran vendeu tudo e freneticamente acumulou armas, remédios, comida e suprimentos. Ela afiou sua espada, estocou suprimentos, acertou contas com canalhas e vilões, e retribuiu com inimizade e bondade. Quando o desastre atinge, ela começa sua vingança, enfrentando um mundo perigoso e está determinada a sobreviver à sua vida anterior.

Después de luchar en el apocalipsis durante diez años, Yao Ran murió y regresó a los tres meses antes de que todo comenzara. Vuelve con odio y sed de venganza, decidida a hacer que aquellos que le deben paguen con sus vidas. Con la herencia de su abuelo, Yao Ran vendió todo y acumuló frenéticamente armas, medicinas, comida y suministros. Afiló su espada, almacenó suministros, ajustó cuentas con sinvergüenzas y villanos, y los pagó con enemistad y amabilidad. Cuando el desastre golpea, comienza su venganza, enfrentándose a un mundo peligroso, y está decidida a sobrevivir más tiempo que en su vida anterior.

Real-life game interpenetration + ocean survival + infrastructure stockpiling + pet taming + late-life natural disaster survival]　　 Si Nan has very bad luck. He went out to burn incense and burned the end of the world. 　　The mysterious Red Tower descended, causing natural disasters on the earth. Millions of humans were teleported into the Red Tower and forced to play a survival game. 　　Survival at sea, survival on deserted islands, desert exploration... 　　The terrain changes, the difficulties increase, and life and death are determined by fate. 　　 　　Si Nan's fortune-telling tube has become a golden finger: the best fortune is added, and the luck is doubled! 　　Three chances to draw lots every day, and the unlucky becomes the European. Si Nan has turned the survival game into a leisurely business. 　　Expanding rafts, planting fruits and vegetables, frantically collecting, raising pets... 　　Others are struggling to survive, Si Nan is full of supplies and thriving. 　　Hurricanes, extreme cold, thunderstorms... 　　All survival crises have become opportunities for Si Nan to make a fortune. 　　 　　She has become a legend of the Red Tower: a mysterious woman with a mobile villa, a psychic pet, and top-level equipment. 　　Later, as more and more people entered the Red Tower, natural disasters in the real world became more and more severe. 　　Tsunamis, floods, earthquakes, high temperatures... 　　Which one can survive, the Red Tower of unknown origin or the real world? 　　 ------- 　　Please make your survival choice: 　　Real world [ ] Red Tower world [ ] [Self-cut leg meat and stew! ] [Part of the settings refer to the raft survival game! ] [The paragraph review has been opened, welcome to play! ] ------New article copy: [Global Evolution [Doomsday]] Global evolution, animal and plant mutations, modern cities have become bloody battlefields. 　　Infected people, killer trees, mutant beasts take turns to appear, and the food chain is completely reshuffled. 　　Only "evolvers" can survive in the new world. 　　 　　Song Xia looked at the extra clock scale in her pupils, which was a bit strange. 　　Time stagnation, regression, and even acceleration seemed to happen in the blink of an eye. 　　At first, she fixed the mutant monster in place and successfully killed it; 　　then, she restored the scrapped items to their original state and harvested supplies; 　　later, she helped her pets grow faster and improve their security - 　　 　　super-evolved mutant monsters are coming? 　　It doesn't matter, just a blink of an eye, and the opponent, whether it is a monster or a human, will immediately "degenerate" to a juvenile state! 　　The human restricted area has become Song Xia's back garden. You 　　can grab whatever you want to eat, and are the mutant beasts/plants not happy? 　　A slap will break all your evolutionary dreams and let you develop again from eggs/seeds/embryos! 　　 　　Over time, a mysterious legend has spread in the human shelter: 　　the woman who brought the super-evolved beasts and crossed the restricted area to exchange supplies is actually the god in charge of the evolution chain. 　　 　　Song Xia's perspective: 　　I haven't walked my dog for a long time at home, so I'll go to the nearby shelter to get some snacks! ---------------- Growing female protagonist! Brainy and refreshing article! 　　Traditional doomsday survival, global evolution background, no system. 　　Welcome to taste~~

They are cursed to be eternal enemies, locked in a relentless, fate‑sealed war that spans generations. Yet, in a twist of cruel, divine irony, they are blessed to find each other—a love so breathtakingly beautiful, it shines like a supernova amidst their endless darkness. This love is their only salvation, a fragile, radiant lifeline that could redeem even the most hardened hearts. But it is also a deadly, ticking time‑bomb, a perilous poison that threatens to destroy everything they hold dear. In their love lies both their ultimate redemption and their impending doom, a tragic, beautiful paradox that will consume them in a blaze of glory or plunge them into an abyss from which they may never return.

What will happen if your ordinary life becomes not so ordinary? What will happen if your old existence becomes anew? What will happen if the world that you know is changing? Our heroine, Anne, is a 40 year old librarian, that got entangled in mythical magic, inside a mysterious fairytale book. When the disaster happened, she got thrown into another world, the kingdom of Valorian, where magic and lore are coming alive. A world where she becomes younger again, but with a wisdom and knowledge of a forty-year-old woman. Inside the new world, destiny brought her four pillars of her new life, men with a desirable position in the Valorian kingdom. With their protection, also comes love and desire. Could Anne will be able to handle all of them? Or she will succumb to her own madness with no one to love?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Lu Nanzhi regressed two years into the past—only to realize that the sequence of these disasters perfectly matched a mobile game she had once played. It had only been in beta. Heatwaves, torrential downpours, extreme cold, tsunamis, floods, and alien beasts descended upon the world one after another, turning the planet into a living hell and pushing humanity to the brink of extinction. With the beta rewards in hand, Lu Nanzhi made up her mind. In this lifetime, survival came first. And she began hoarding supplies without restraint.