crack in fanfic

When an average guy dies in the most embarrassingly mundane way possible—choking on a hot pocket while simultaneously tripping over his cat—he expects the afterlife to be peaceful, boring, or at the very least, non-existent. What he absolutely does not expect is to wake up encased in advanced alien armor, possessing a burning hatred for the Galactic Federation that doesn't even exist in this universe, and finding himself in a back alley in New York City surrounded by confused muggers who have made the worst decision of their very short remaining lives. Now trapped as Sylux, the mysterious and perpetually silent bounty hunter from the Metroid universe, our protagonist must navigate a world of superheroes, cosmic threats, secret government organizations, and an alarming number of people who want to either recruit him, study him, or kill him. Armed with the Shock Coil, the Lockjaw, and an inexplicable urge to never speak more than absolutely necessary—which turns out to be almost never—he carves out an existence in Marvel's Earth while various parties desperately try to figure out what the hell he actually is. SHIELD thinks he's an alien threat. Tony Stark thinks he's wearing knockoff technology and takes personal offense. Nick Fury has seventeen different files on him, all contradictory. Spider-Man keeps trying to make small talk during fights. The Avengers can't decide if he's a villain or the world's most antisocial vigilante. Thanos's forces learn to avoid the strange armored figure entirely after several traumatic encounters. Through it all, our protagonist maintains Sylux's signature silence, communicating primarily through intimidating stares (through a visor, somehow still effective), aggressive body language, and occasionally shooting things. He discovers that being a mysterious silent hunter is surprisingly effective at keeping people from asking uncomfortable questions like "where are you from" and "why does your armor look like nothing on Earth" and "seriously, can you please say something, anything, this is getting unsettling." This is the story of a man who has been given incredible power, thrust into a universe of gods and monsters, and has decided that the best way to handle it is to simply refuse to explain himself to anyone, ever, while becoming increasingly irritated that people won't stop trying to talk to him.

Behold, the life daily life of Barbie, Ken, Skipper, Chelsea, Raquelle, the cat, and of a course a suicidal horse named Mcdonalds. Wacky hijinks will ensue like kidnapping, get a job, going to NYC, going to the underworld, watching SNL, and of course getting superpowers will happen in this psychotic crack-fic. (If you wish to support me on other places, look up Life in the Crack House on AO3, thank you)

The sky cracked open—and the world began to break with it. Clocks spun wild, days repeated, and shadows stirred behind the tear in the heavens. Dr. Mara Okoye never asked to be a hero, but when something on the other side looks back at her, survival becomes her only choice. As panic consumes Boston, a stranger appears claiming to know her, to know the crack, and to know what’s coming. But the deeper Mara is pulled into the unraveling of time, the more she realizes this isn’t just about the end of the world… It’s about what’s trying to come through.

A Chatfic that has like a sprinkle of plot. Tbh I just wanna write whatever BNHA crack fic I feel like. It's just a crackfic basically. I just like chaos. I wanna make people laugh but I am not funny. I like too many ships so I decide as I go along.

Meet Gaara, Temari and Kankuro of the sand and see the tea

Is it possible that Roland will ultimately not win the final battle? Will all his effort go to waste? Is Providence responsible for this? Yan Kai was brought by the same power that once took Roland into another world. How can he surpass himself and improve in the new world? Is it Fate? "I am weak! But I will not always be weak! I will be stronger! The strongest! I swear on the blood that I had spilled and will spill from now on and until I will close my eyes forever!"

Just a random gamer guy got his poor f'kn ass shot in random encounter..fuck

Camila Bolton is a hard-working young woman passionate about music who leads an ordinary life as a waitress in a small bar in Los Angeles, until after auditioning for talent program where she is chosen to become the next Hollywood pop icon. In order to fulfill her dream, she will have to rearrange her life and adapt to the luxuries and glamor that comes with being a big star, and she also has to try not to cross the line, since in her new adventure she will meet Shawn Houston, a ruthless boy and a daredevil who comes into her life like any other client but who will awaken a thousand emotions in her. Both have an unstoppable chemistry but numerous secrets will come to light in the midst of media chaos. Face a new reality as a star or get stuck in an ordinary life?

ATENCIÓN: Esta historia es parte de la serie Creepyfilescraft, dentro de mi perfil están otras historias de distintos personajes. La mejor forma de empezar es leyendo primero la historia de Jeff, luego ésta y luego ver los capítulos intercalados ------------------------------- Un niño gato humanoide despierta habiendo olvidado todo, excepto que su nombre es Syo ¿Es uno más entre las nuevas especies inteligentes que empiezan a aparecer en aquel mundo cúbico... o hay más detrás? A él no parece importarle mucho, todo es nuevo y fascinante, y un verdadero héroe no necesita conocer al mundo o su gente para estar dispuesto a salvarlos Syo sueña con derrotar obvios villanos y salvar el día ¿Pero qué pasa cuando la injusticia es omnipresente? ¿Cuando la noche es tan oscura que amenaza con tragarse el Sol?

Nothing to see here. shoo shoo get out