weird and funny witch stories

One story is about a witch who had a pet frog that could talk. But the frog was so sassy that it often argued with the witch about her fashion choices. For example, when the witch put on a bright purple hat with a huge star on it, the frog said it looked like a disco ball from the wrong era. Another story is of a witch who tried to make a love potion but accidentally made a potion that made everyone who smelled it tell really bad jokes for an hour.

Well, there's the story of the witch who turned her cat into a teapot by mistake. Every time she wanted a cup of tea, she would pick up the cat - teapot and it would meow in protest. Another is about a witch who entered a baking competition in a human village. She used her magic to make the cakes fly around the room to show off their fluffiness, which scared the other contestants.

There were novels similar to Strange Witch: 1. I, the Lord of Prayers. Author: The Sea Is Water 2. I Have an Absurd Sutra, Author: Yu Jian 3. Starting from the Mechanical Hunter, Author: Insect Dream 4: Deconstructing Sorcerer, Author: Heart Can Cook Books 5:"Seeking Immortality through Deceitful Ways, Starting from Refining Yourself into a Puppet", Author: Zen Heaven Nine Sets 6. Taotie Warlock, Author: Cheng Jianxin 7: Strange Star Witch, Author: Silver and Black Iron 8: Disaster Descends, Author: A Line of Egrets Ascends to the Blue Sky 9."Wizard: Adding Points to Demon Hunting in the Age of Steam", Author: Zhu Xiaowu Lord of Decay, Author: Silky Aunty Bizarre Immortal: Starting from a Traveling Merchant. Author: Famous Fast Return Mysterious Hunting Ground, Author: Vaguely Taoist Priest in Fog, Author: Young S Extraordinary Marionettist, Author: Four-Barrel Cannon "Ascending from the Evil Way: Starting from Gu Refinement", Author: Bai Tu The Sorcerer: The Book of Dark Stars, Author: The Chen Family's Milk Bottle Rise of the Dark Witch, Author: River Crab Gunfire, Punk, and the Master of Necromancy, by Soth Diary of a Dead Wizard, Author: Kanna 20:"The Wizard Chases the Truth", Author: Young Hero Ganfan, Wait A Moment The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."I, the Lord of Prayers": Losing more than half of your soul as soon as you transmigrated, you won't live long. In order to prolong the protagonist's life, he became a snitch and came to fight between many giants... 2."I Have a Book of Absurdity": A good work, moderate, not bad, the plot also has its own bright spots. 3."Starting from the Mechanical Hunter": Author: Insect Dream [Elements: Game·Game Otherworld·Sci-fi·Cyberpunk·Amber Flow·Fourth Calamity·NPC·Series in progress] <<Type of readers: Gaming lovers, book lovers who want to find the same type of Super Mechanic, cyberpunk lovers>> <<Ranking Index: <<4/5>> It was also a story where the protagonist turned from a player to a native of the game. He gradually became stronger by relying on the version of Clairvoyance and the fourth catastrophe. The difference was that the NPC forces in this book were not one-sidedly tortured by the players. Instead, they captured the players and invaded the real world. The players 'forces were at a disadvantage. This setting was very thoughtful. Not only did it expand the conflict in the game, but it was also not limited to the game world. At the same time, it also left an opening for the protagonist to return to the real world. 4."Deconstruction-based Wizard": A pretty good book. It's like a war hammer and has biochemical modifications. It's just a little exaggerated. The transformation is already nine meters long. Traversing the other world, the Sinful Soldier began, mastering the Deconstructing Core System, and embarked on a strange wizard journey. 5."Seeking Immortality through Deceitful Ways, Starting from Refining Yourself into a Puppet": No female protagonist, dark flow, being schemed against at the beginning and having no choice but to refine oneself into a puppet. The setting is very similar to an eastern Lord of the Mysteries. The main character is also decisive in killing. grain and grass 6."Taotie Warlock":[72 points, good grass] This book was very interesting. The role-playing of the meditation technique was quite interesting. The conflict in the plot of meditation alternated well with the dullness in real life. The author could choose from rarer bloodlines and various special spells. Put in some effort and change the plot. You can add some conflicts to make the protagonist grow better "Strange Star Witch"[Rating]: [Special]: 1. The setting is amazing. Combining the wizard system with the twelve constellations, it's a new idea. 2. The content was more like a group. Other than the male protagonist, the other characters were also portrayed very carefully. The male protagonist's boss, the wolf girl, the female knight, etc. all had distinct personalities and were full of flesh and blood. 3. The plot isn't simple. The writing style is good. It's tear-jerking in the heat of the moment. Anyway, there are some parts that make me cry. The world says wizards are evil, so I'm going to prove it with facts-"The world is right" 8. Calamity Descends: Calamity Descends is an incredible book. At first, I thought that it was a continuation of the Dreadlord's Spirit, but it wasn't selling accounts. It was creating a whole new world. The story took place in a world of disaster. Without resources, people could only rob everywhere to survive. The author of this book, Bai Lu, showed his talent and created a fascinating world of disasters. The plot was compact, fascinating, and irresistible. The overall quality is much better than I imagined. The author's writing is still experienced. As expected of an ancient god. I strongly recommend this book. I believe it will give you a different reading experience. However, it was important to note that there might be some lightning at the end, but it would not affect the overall reading experience. Overall, Calamity Descends was a good book worth reading. 9."Witcher: Adding Points to Demon Hunting in the Age of Steam":"Witcher: Adding Points to Demon Hunting in the Age of Steam" was a fascinating novel with a compact and fascinating story. The protagonist was transported to a fantasy world. In this strange world full of steampunk and Cthulhu elements, he faced various dangers and challenges. Even though the main character looked like an ordinary person, he gradually showed his strength through his intelligence and golden finger system. The book's recommendation index was three and a half stars. It was a highly recommended novel. 10."Lord of Decay": Eh, this is interesting. The western fantasy lord type is mainly farming, summoning tombstones to explore the underground, and resurrecting corpses has some meaning to necromancy. Food and fodder. I noticed that the recent books that I've added have some medium to medium poison points. Most of them are caused by inexperience. I personally feel that I should be a little lenient to the new authors. I should ignore them for now or suggest skipping them to continue reading. What if the later plot is not bad? "Bizarre Fairy: Starting from a Traveling Merchant": The protagonist transmigrated to a strange world of immortal cultivation. This could be seen as the mysterious eastern version. [The main character's level when this book was published is Sequence 9, Traveling Merchant.] "Mysterious Hunting Ground": 9 points for character development. The main character and Mona, the psychic brothers, and Mind Hunter Buddha were all good. The plot was shaped by five points. It was too American and did not match the atmosphere of the starting point. It was a blow to the cool point and even a little demoralized. <<Taoist Priest in Fog>> Yin Xiu traveled to Hong Kong where magic and steam engines roared. Here, the ancient order of the East had collapsed, and the power called Civilization had brought deeper darkness. In the Age of Chaos, where the spiritual energy was thin, the story of the Taoist priests in Nine Regions dealing with the chaos and evil At the end of the fifth era, the spirit world left the mortal world, and Transcendents began to fall silent. More than 300 years after the turn of the sixth era, steam technology once again dominated the mortal world. After more than five hundred years into the new era, the Spiritual Realm was once again close to the mortal world, representing the revival of the supernatural. This was an era where Transcendents clashed with the steam department. The twelve divisions of the twelve months of the year were high and mighty. Their existence was different from the gods who were also immortal. Each of them corresponded to a month, and there was no distinction between good and evil. They were responsible for maintaining the operation of the world's laws forever. The gods who had disappeared since the end of the Fifth Era once again extended their tentacles deep into the mortal world. The five paths that included all the extraordinary systems, the Ancestor, the Holy Spirit, the Shaman King, the Sage, and the Fist Emperor, had been forgotten by the world. When the tide of the new era emerged, Carlin, who had brought the Virtual Divine Kingdom to this world for nineteen years, finally embarked on the extraordinary path that he had been searching for. 15.<Evil Path Ascending: Starting from Gu Refinement>: Vicious and merciless, but with kinship. Wizard: Book of Dark Stars: Wizard + Summoning [Description: The Goldfinger can summon a fixed dark creature with a unique personality. The transmigrator has a high talent in spiritual power. He takes the path of a pharmacist and summons a wizard.] Normal personality Narrating: I suddenly feel that the summoned creature is very incompatible with the main character. If I humanize the summoned creature, isn't this a big family? I think the little devil is the main concubine (the queen's position is undoubtedly). It's really very vivid. The little devil-Wolfhound A Voidwalker-Honest A The main character likes to play tricks. "Rise of the Dark Sorcerers": As a qualified Dark Sorcerer, it is necessary to be cold-blooded, emotionless, rational, calm, and scheming. The following is the introduction: "Why did you call me a demon?" "Why are you holding high the banner of justice to crusade against me?" "I'm just a dark sorcerer who thirsts for power, seeks longevity, and seeks the truth. I'm just a dark sorcerer who has a bottom line." Noah was filled with confusion as he looked at the experimental consumables that had automatically delivered themselves to his door. "Gunfire, Punk, and the Necromancer": Sovann's new book. It's not very popular at the moment, but those who like that style can come and take a look. There's a plot in the middle that can be skipped and the rest is really good. It can be considered a surprise. Diary of the Dead Wizard: The Diary of the Dead Wizard is a very attractive novel. In the story, the protagonist Thor traveled to a wizarding world full of strangeness and danger. He had to work hard to become a wizard in order to survive. In this cruel world, both acolytes and official Magi had to face the threat of death. Saul became the target of his persecutions. However, he was lucky enough to obtain a diary that could predict the future. The diary predicted Saul's death, but Saul found that the way to predict the future was wrong. He decided to overcome all difficulties and use this diary to change his fate. The plot of this novel was fascinating and it made people unable to stop reading. While the author was describing the Sorcerers World, he also added some strange elements to make the story more colorful. All in all, Diary of a Dead Wizard was a very good novel and worth reading. 20:"The Wizard Chases the Truth":"The Wizard Chases the Truth" is a wizard novel worth reading. The author presented a dreamlike wizarding world in the novel, making people feel as if they were in it. The courage and wisdom of the protagonist were admirable. He had opened his own path in this world. Although the author had some typos, his writing style was still familiar. This novel was different from other wizarding novels. The beginning was novel, and people looked forward to the development of the story. I hope that the author can continue to write and bring more excitement to everyone. I recommend it to readers who like the wizarding school.

In one of my dreams, I was at a concert where all the musicians were animals. The lead singer was a parrot wearing a top hat and singing opera. The audience was made up of dancing plants. It was a really strange and hilarious dream.

One time, I dreamt that I was a mermaid but instead of living in the ocean, I was in a bathtub. The bathtub was as big as an ocean though. I had a pet goldfish that could talk and it was teaching me how to swim better in that tiny - yet - huge bathtub world. It was really a strange and funny dream.

A lady went to a coffee shop and ordered a latte. When the barista handed it to her, there was a heart - shaped foam on top. But as she walked to her table, the heart somehow morphed into what looked like a strange alien face. She couldn't stop laughing at how random it was.

There was a town where all the street signs were painted with bright neon colors by an anonymous artist overnight. People woke up to a super colorful and really weird sight. It took the local council weeks to figure out who did it and in the meantime, the town became a bit of a tourist attraction for its strange new look.

Funny weird bedtime stories often have a sense of the surreal. They break the normal rules of the world we know. For instance, a story could have a character who has the ability to change the color of the sky just by blinking. The humor comes from the absurdity of the situation. These stories also tend to have a light - hearted tone that helps kids (or even adults) relax before sleep. They can mix different types of animals or objects in strange ways, like a bunny riding a motorcycle made of carrots.

There was this cat that got into the box of Christmas ornaments. When we found it, it was wearing a string of tinsel as a scarf and had a bauble stuck on its head. It looked like a very strange, festive feline. This cat just sat there, looking at us as if it was proud of its new look.

He recommended a few novels. " Top-notch Smart Creation: Starting from the Restoration of College Entrance Examinations." It was an urban life novel written by a fish that raised a small fish. It was about the electronics industry. It was not a cool novel. Its original name was 'Peers of the Era'. Cultivation Begins from Awakening the Immortal Life, a Xianxia novel written by Yi Yan and Wan Gan. The male protagonist, Li Qian, was 16 years old. He could see the characters of the Life Providence clearly when he crossed the cultivation world. He could also control his behavior to guide the formation of the Life Providence. After entering the sect, he awakened his immortal life and opened the path of stacking buffs to cultivate immortality. There were also characters such as Lu Bailu. " Time Travel 1906, Person in the United States Pharmaceutical Tycoon ", an urban novel written by Little Bragging Wang. The male protagonist, Zhao Lang, was 26 years old and a Capricorn. He traveled to the United States in 1906 and used modern items to exchange for various things. He became a pharmaceutical tycoon and other identities. " Spirit Ascending " was Immortal Black Pepper's fantasy novel. The male protagonist, Ye Hanjun, was 20 years old. This was a pet novel. There were all kinds of spirits and authority settings in the world. The author's writing style was experienced, and the settings were novel. " Starting from the Fisherman ", a fantasy novel written by imitating Water Spinach. The male protagonist, Cao Ze, was 18 years old. He transmigrated to become a fisherman and started a different life after marrying a wife.