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Ryen, who traversed into Teyvat, unlocked a two-way portal to the world of Minecraft. Not only can he bring others into MC, but he can also activate various mods? Nahida: "If you want to get rich, start by chopping trees! Dig three blocks and refill the mine once!" Hu Tao: "Hey, piglins over there, why not try this new coffin? Crafted from pure obsidian, buy with confidence, die in peace!" Venti: "Hehe! Dvalin, stop looking for me; I'm worried the Ender Dragon might misunderstand!" Yae Miko: "Yae Publishing House is now mass-producing Drawn Swords! Only 999 Mora each, an essential blade for duels in front of the emperor!" Zhongli: "From a rational perspective, this weapon called Barrett seems more practical than the Vortex Vanquisher." … Years later, the dormant Heavenly Principles awakened. Looking at the drastically transformed Teyvat, they could only slowly raise a question mark. “Heavenly Principles ahead, you are suspected of unlicensed flying within city limits and will be detained and prosecuted by the 73rd Security Bureau of Teyvat.” “You have the right to remain silent. If you resist with force, we will not hesitate to deploy Titan Iron Golems and aerospace carrier battle fleets.” ~~~---------------------- Original Author: 地下道大主管

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway At first, people thought it was just an ordinary transaction and no one took it seriously. But all the gifts of fate come with a price tag. A few pieces of soil, some stones, a few big trees... He is too greedy, and in the end everything will become the price. Thumbnail from: https://youtu.be/XnO1GAlR3qo

Xu Yuan, a veteran Minecraft player of eight years, revisits the game after a long hiatus, only to encounter Herobrine in a mineshaft. What initially seemed like a trick of the eyes quickly spiraled into something far stranger. Awakening inside the world's most popular fully immersive game, Minecraft, Xu Yuan discovers he has transmigrated and become what players call the “White-eyed Monster.” At the same time, the Demon King System activates. With the appearance of Herobrine and the system in place, everything Xu Yuan encountered in that cave seems connected. But as he strives to become Herobrine, he realizes the game world isn’t as simple as it looks… Undead armies, Wither, the King of Calamity, the Blue Demon… one by one, these terrifying enemies appear before Xu Yuan. And a long-planned war has just begun. ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 我的世界：我是魔王 Author: 吃吃喝玩乐

The story of how a Crafter landed up in the world of Arknight (Steve with Mods on Arknight)

Steven is a total newbie who just got isekai’d into the world of Terra. But before all this, he spent years surviving in the blocky world of Minecraft, living the slow and cautious life of a seasoned Minecrafter. Thanks to that history, he almost got forcefully ejected by Terra’s world will the moment he arrived— “Don’t just toss me back to the world where even the sun is a square!” In order to survive in this world—where at least the girls have pointy faces instead of square ones—Steven has no choice but to dive into one chaotic event after another, all to raise something called his "World Acknowledgement Point" and earn his stay. This includes, but is not limited to: Fighting infected; Fighting the Church of the Deep; Fighting eldritch horrors from the sea; And, of course… Fending off suspiciously grateful girls with very ungrateful intentions. . . . . . . . . . Gladiia: “Steven, why do you always get yourself involved in those troublesome land-dweller affairs? I find it… intriguing.” Steven: “Hey, it's about the experience, you know?” Gladiia: “Then why are you always the one who ends up solving everything?” Steven: “Well, I’m already here, right? May as well go all in…”

Fu Zhu accidentally transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, bringing along a Minecraft system. By a stroke of luck, he becomes sworn siblings with the Trailblazer. The world may be broken, but MC is here to patch things up. Confronting Jarilo-VI's centuries-long Eternal Freeze, Fu Zhu whips out a Lava Bucket. "There's nothing a bucket of lava can't warm up!" Confronting the Abominations of Abundance, who endlessly revive using the power of the Ambrosial Arbor, Fu Zhu petitions the Seat of Divine Foresight to build an Abomination of Abundance grinding tower. "You get drops every time they die? Isn't this the perfect natural build for farming loot?!" Finally, confronting the ceaselessly expanding [Nihility] intent on returning everything to oblivion, Fu Zhu takes out Bedrock. "Why not just surround it?" honkai star rail x mincraft

Release schedule: At least 2 chapters per day - sometimes more, depending on the power stones received When Ian awakens on a floating island in the endless void of Minecraft’s Skyblock, he realizes he’s no longer in his original world. His only possession? A Transmutation Tablet—an artifact far beyond anything the game should contain. Moments later, a system message pops up: [You have joined the Interdimensional Transmigrator Group Chat.] Now connected to an infinite multiverse of travelers—from worlds like Naruto, One Piece, Warhammer 40K, and even Terraria—Ian gains access to shared resources, knowledge, and chaos from across fiction, film, and games alike. His Transmutation Tablet isn’t ordinary—it has no EMC limit, can absorb interdimensional energy, and unlock new mods by devouring matter from other worlds. With it, Ian can turn anything into anything—fuel, food, armor, or even life itself. Armed with infinite resources in one hand and absolute creative power in the other, Ian begins transforming his lonely Skyblock into an empire of monsters, villagers, witches, and heroes, recruiting allies from every corner of the multiverse. From the Frozen Apocalypse to Slasher World, from Train to Busan to the realms of anime and legends, Ian’s journey becomes one of endless expansion—crafting, trading, and fighting his way toward godhood.

In Shire Reckoning 1340, about one year before Thorin Oakenshield's company would depart for Erebor, when Gandalf had yet to visit the Shire and the Smaug still slumbered beneath the Lonely Mountain, a human with a Minecraft system arrives in Middle-earth. Garrett crash-lands near Hobbiton with full game mechanics, inventory slots, crafting abilities, hunger bars, and the power to punch trees into perfect blocks. After befriending Bilbo Baggins through his system-enhanced cooking skills, he sets out to establish a base in the wilderness, planning to be ready when the great events unfold. What follows is the rise of the legendary 'Bane of the Orcs.' Why not give Garrett's adventure a try? Come and join him! ---------- ---------- I do not own The Lord of the Rings or anything related to it, nor do I own Minecraft. All credit goes to J.R.R. Tolkien and Microsoft. Warnings: - AU - MC - LOTR - system - request - quite consistent with the names (Why as a warning? Because most seem to prefer otherwise) As I said, this is a request: Raw: 带着MC系统到中土

Shire Reckoning 1340, one year before the Company of Thorin Oakenshield would depart. At this time, the wizard had not yet visited the Shire, Thorin was still wandering in exile, and the dragon slept in the mountain... This year, a human with an MC system arrived in Middle-earth. Levi awakens in Middle-earth with Minecraft's creative powers at his fingertips. What begins with simple survival quickly evolves into legend as he establishes Roadside Keep—a miraculous city that appears overnight with towering walls, endless golden wheat fields, and impossible architecture that defies the natural order. Thus high walls and fortresses rose overnight, and golden wheat fields stretched endlessly to the horizon. Legends of the Block Wizard spread across the wilderness. Armed with an inventory system, the ability to place and break blocks at will, and Minecraft's game mechanics translated into reality, Levi becomes an unstoppable force in Middle-earth. He slays the dragon Smaug, defeats orc armies single-handedly, establishes the Free Cities alliance encompassing both sides of the Misty Mountains, and even battles the ancient Balrog of Moria to a standstill across multiple days. From his base at Roadside Keep, Levi forges alliances with elves, dwarves, and men alike. He receives an ancient dwarven artifact from the depths of underground kingdoms, gains magical seeds from the elven realm, and develops thaumaturgy to create magical artifacts. His territory becomes a beacon of prosperity where education flourishes and refugees find sanctuary. Years later, when orc armies besieged the city and looked up at infinite water pouring down from the sky, they fell silent. "How is this not overpowered?" As dark forces gather in the East and Mordor's influence spreads, Levi's legend grows. The Balrog knows his name, Sauron's agents fear him, and even the wise like Gandalf and Galadriel treat him as an equal. With unlimited resources, impossible constructions, and the power to reshape the very landscape, Levi stands as Middle-earth's most unconventional hero—a Block Wizard whose very existence rewrites the fate of the ancient age of legends. ___________ Minecraft elements In the Lord of the Ring world I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names, Items, Spells and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it! ______________ Get access to advanced chapters at my P@treon. [email protected]/meowthtl

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.