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Ryen, who traversed into Teyvat, unlocked a two-way portal to the world of Minecraft. Not only can he bring others into MC, but he can also activate various mods? Nahida: "If you want to get rich, start by chopping trees! Dig three blocks and refill the mine once!" Hu Tao: "Hey, piglins over there, why not try this new coffin? Crafted from pure obsidian—buy with confidence, die in peace!" Venti: "Hehe! Dvalin, stop looking for me; I'm worried the Ender Dragon might misunderstand!" Yae Miko: "Yae Publishing House is now mass-producing Drawn Swords! Only 999 Mora each—an essential blade for duels in front of the emperor!" Zhongli: "From a rational perspective, this weapon called Barrett seems more practical than the Vortex Vanquisher." … Years later, the dormant Heavenly Principles awakened. Looking at the drastically transformed Teyvat, they could only slowly raise a question mark. “Heavenly Principles ahead, you are suspected of unlicensed flying within city limits and will be detained and prosecuted by the 73rd Security Bureau of Teyvat.” “You have the right to remain silent. If you resist with force, we will not hesitate to deploy Titan Iron Golems and aerospace carrier battle fleets.” ~~~---------------------- Original Author: 地下道大主管

Xu Yuan, a veteran Minecraft player of eight years, revisits the game after a long hiatus, only to encounter Herobrine in a mineshaft. What initially seemed like a trick of the eyes quickly spiraled into something far stranger. Awakening inside the world's most popular fully immersive game, Minecraft, Xu Yuan discovers he has transmigrated and become what players call the “White-eyed Monster.” At the same time, the Demon King System activates. With the appearance of Herobrine and the system in place, everything Xu Yuan encountered in that cave seems connected. But as he strives to become Herobrine, he realizes the game world isn’t as simple as it looks… Undead armies, Wither, the King of Calamity, the Blue Demon… one by one, these terrifying enemies appear before Xu Yuan. And a long-planned war has just begun. ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 我的世界：我是魔王 Author: 吃吃喝玩乐

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway At first, people thought it was just an ordinary transaction and no one took it seriously. But all the gifts of fate come with a price tag. A few pieces of soil, some stones, a few big trees... He is too greedy, and in the end everything will become the price. Thumbnail from: https://youtu.be/XnO1GAlR3qo

The story of how a Crafter landed up in the world of Arknight (Steve with Mods on Arknight)

Steven is a total newbie who just got isekai’d into the world of Terra. But before all this, he spent years surviving in the blocky world of Minecraft, living the slow and cautious life of a seasoned Minecrafter. Thanks to that history, he almost got forcefully ejected by Terra’s world will the moment he arrived— “Don’t just toss me back to the world where even the sun is a square!” In order to survive in this world—where at least the girls have pointy faces instead of square ones—Steven has no choice but to dive into one chaotic event after another, all to raise something called his "World Acknowledgement Point" and earn his stay. This includes, but is not limited to: Fighting infected; Fighting the Church of the Deep; Fighting eldritch horrors from the sea; And, of course… Fending off suspiciously grateful girls with very ungrateful intentions. . . . . . . . . . Gladiia: “Steven, why do you always get yourself involved in those troublesome land-dweller affairs? I find it… intriguing.” Steven: “Hey, it's about the experience, you know?” Gladiia: “Then why are you always the one who ends up solving everything?” Steven: “Well, I’m already here, right? May as well go all in…”

Fu Zhu accidentally transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, bringing along a Minecraft system. By a stroke of luck, he becomes sworn siblings with the Trailblazer. The world may be broken, but MC is here to patch things up. Confronting Jarilo-VI's centuries-long Eternal Freeze, Fu Zhu whips out a Lava Bucket. "There's nothing a bucket of lava can't warm up!" Confronting the Abominations of Abundance, who endlessly revive using the power of the Ambrosial Arbor, Fu Zhu petitions the Seat of Divine Foresight to build an Abomination of Abundance grinding tower. "You get drops every time they die? Isn't this the perfect natural build for farming loot?!" Finally, confronting the ceaselessly expanding [Nihility] intent on returning everything to oblivion, Fu Zhu takes out Bedrock. "Why not just surround it?" honkai star rail x mincraft

In Shire Reckoning 1340, about one year before Thorin Oakenshield's company would depart for Erebor, when Gandalf had yet to visit the Shire and the Smaug still slumbered beneath the Lonely Mountain, a human with a Minecraft system arrives in Middle-earth. Garrett crash-lands near Hobbiton with full game mechanics, inventory slots, crafting abilities, hunger bars, and the power to punch trees into perfect blocks. After befriending Bilbo Baggins through his system-enhanced cooking skills, he sets out to establish a base in the wilderness, planning to be ready when the great events unfold. What follows is the rise of the legendary 'Bane of the Orcs.' Why not give Garrett's adventure a try? Come and join him! ---------- ---------- I do not own The Lord of the Rings or anything related to it, nor do I own Minecraft. All credit goes to J.R.R. Tolkien and Microsoft. Warnings: - AU - MC - LOTR - system - request - quite consistent with the names (Why as a warning? Because most seem to prefer otherwise) As I said, this is a request: Raw: 带着MC系统到中土

"I'm here to decorate! What are you doing!" Kaisen looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace and tried to attack his personal safety with a strange wooden stick, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets. He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense. "Bold! You still say you don't know magic!" —————— Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, he also got the block gold finger in the game [My World]. Just when he knocked out the weirdo who suddenly came and went crazy and was about to make a name for himself in the decoration industry, he saw the white-bearded old man in front of him. "What do you mean... hire me to be the alchemy professor of Hogwarts?" Also, what is alchemy? In the first year of coming to Hogwarts, he carefully disguised himself as an alchemy professor with some basic blocks. In the third year of coming to Hogwarts, he gradually got better and fought against the Dementors with withering. In his seventh year at Hogwarts, holding the command cube, Kaisen raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him. "Watch out, I will demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!" ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

Shire Reckoning 1340, one year before the Company of Thorin Oakenshield would depart. At this time, the wizard had not yet visited the Shire, Thorin was still wandering in exile, and the dragon slept in the mountain... This year, a human with an MC system arrived in Middle-earth. Levi awakens in Middle-earth with Minecraft's creative powers at his fingertips. What begins with simple survival quickly evolves into legend as he establishes Roadside Keep—a miraculous city that appears overnight with towering walls, endless golden wheat fields, and impossible architecture that defies the natural order. Thus high walls and fortresses rose overnight, and golden wheat fields stretched endlessly to the horizon. Legends of the Block Wizard spread across the wilderness. Armed with an inventory system, the ability to place and break blocks at will, and Minecraft's game mechanics translated into reality, Levi becomes an unstoppable force in Middle-earth. He slays the dragon Smaug, defeats orc armies single-handedly, establishes the Free Cities alliance encompassing both sides of the Misty Mountains, and even battles the ancient Balrog of Moria to a standstill across multiple days. From his base at Roadside Keep, Levi forges alliances with elves, dwarves, and men alike. He receives an ancient dwarven artifact from the depths of underground kingdoms, gains magical seeds from the elven realm, and develops thaumaturgy to create magical artifacts. His territory becomes a beacon of prosperity where education flourishes and refugees find sanctuary. Years later, when orc armies besieged the city and looked up at infinite water pouring down from the sky, they fell silent. "How is this not overpowered?" As dark forces gather in the East and Mordor's influence spreads, Levi's legend grows. The Balrog knows his name, Sauron's agents fear him, and even the wise like Gandalf and Galadriel treat him as an equal. With unlimited resources, impossible constructions, and the power to reshape the very landscape, Levi stands as Middle-earth's most unconventional hero—a Block Wizard whose very existence rewrites the fate of the ancient age of legends. ___________ Minecraft elements In the Lord of the Ring world I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names, Items, Spells and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it! ______________ Get access to advanced chapters at my P@treon. [email protected]/meowthtl

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