SNAFU Transmigrated as Naruto
Hikigaya Hachiman, the cynical and hyper-analytical "professional loner" from Soubu High, wakes up in a world he doesn't recognize inhabiting the body of a twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki. Armed with his "rotten eyes" and a deep desire to return home to his sister, Komachi, Hachiman views the ninja world not through the lens of adventure, but through the cold logic of social survival.
Refusing to play the role of the village clown or the heroic martyr, Hachiman shocks the Academy by attempting to quit the program, viewing the "Will of Fire" as nothing more than a dangerous pyramid scheme for martyrs. However, the Third Hokage and the social dynamics of Konoha won't let him fade into the background so easily.