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Synopsis: “Hello, have you ever been in a relationship?” “Of course not.” Tenkuji Yuu shook his head, “I genuinely have never had a girlfriend. If you don’t believe me, ask my system. If anyone has memories of being my girlfriend, I’ll admit defeat, okay?” “Then who are they...?” Yuu turned and saw Yukinoshita Haruno, Yuuki Asuna, Natsukawa Masuzu, Yukinoshita Yukino, and Kasumigaoka Utaha walking towards him, with expressions as if they were ready to confront him. “Yuu-chan, I’ve remembered you just abandoning me at the hotel.” “Yuu-kun, I told you, I won’t forget, I will definitely remember you, and I definitely won’t forgive you!” “Yuu, boyfriends can be ‘Ora Ora’-ed for three pages... are you ready?” “Tenkuji-kun, as long as we haven’t broken up, you and I are still a couple.” “Heroine with amnesia, hero leaves... I don’t like these old-fashioned, stomach-churning plots, Yuu-kun.” “...You guys are weird.” Yuu maintained a calm expression, but inwardly he was panicking and getting ready to run. “System, get out here and explain this to me!” System: [Meow] Author: A Passing Chūnibyō Youth

At first, I just wanted to leave a good impression on Kushina, because little girls are easy to trick, and I, Ryun, was greedy for the Uzumaki sealing technique in her hands. Later, I set my sights on the Nine-Tails’ power sealed within her. Every few days, I’d look for an excuse to check her seal and touch her belly… And then, later… I admit, I became greedy for her body! Uchiha Ryun: “Sorry, Minato, but you’d better find Naruto another mom. Kushina said she’s only marrying me…” ------------ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/atomelectron (100 chapters in advance).

Reincarnated into the world of Naruto and became Uzumaki Naruto himself! I thought I'd have to walk the same path as the original underdog's rise to power, but right from the start I awakened the [Bond System] - as long as I form connections with canon characters, I can gain opportunities to grow stronger! Flying Thunder God Technique? Learn it! Wood Release? Master it! Sage Mode? Perfect it! And secretly... WAIT A MINUTE! SASUKE IS A GIRL! PS.be prepared to lose a few brain cells also check out patreon.com/Eatinpieces for advance chapters

Allen, a former VIP patient at the Greenhill Rehabilitation Center, is now a permanent resident of Arkham Asylum. Stark: Although I don't want to admit it, Allen is indeed my uncle. Steve: Alright, Allen really is my boss. Bruce: Let me make one thing clear—I'm Batman, and he's Bateman. "You three, sit aside and crack some sunflower seeds. I'll handle this." "Bats, why are you even bothering to talk to him?" "Roaming through the cosmic universe as I please, breaking into the multiverse at will, casually dismantling multidimensional realms." "Speedrunning a timeline—MVP end screen." "Don't say I didn't give you a chance—call the Shi'ar Empire, Kree Empire, and Skrull Empire all at once." "Superman, stand behind me." "Hand over the Infinity Stones, hand them over." "You should be grateful Superman can beat you." "Odin, why aren't you kneeling when you see me?" "Dormammu, I don't eat beef." "Summon the Lantern Goddess BGM: Sai Yi Sai Ya… Sai Yi Sai Ya…" Perpetua: I will always remember—just after I escaped from the prison of the Source Wall, that man stood before me and asked, 'Would you prefer to keep your dignity yourself, or should I help you maintain it?'

Guenivere Awakens in FGO 2.6’s Lostbelt, and a “Life Simulator” Appears in His Mind—able to predict future events and even let him replay new lives in other Singularities. With this simulator, he’ll climb the career ladder, marry a heroic spirit wife, save humanity’s order, and ascend to the pinnacle of life! Just as Guenivere brimmed with ambition, he sensed something was off. C-Dai: “Waaah—Guenivere’s upgrades are so expensive, I’ve blown my lunch money again!” Bavanshi: “Altria! You’ve got the nerve to steal my man but not the guts to face me?” Medea: “I’m launching a night raid—win-win-win, then leave you all defeated!” Mordred: “Then let me guard Master’s nights!” Morgan: “If only one remains unvanquished, he’ll forever be my lonely lord.” Staring at their divine Servant cards—“Holy Savior Saber: Guenivere,” “Apocalyptic Dragon Knight: Guenivere,” “Tyrant of Vice: Guenivere,” “Legendary Investigator: Guenivere,” and more—Guenivere fell into thought: “I’m the one being ‘raised’ here?”

Liam crossed the Douluo mainland and activated the golden finger that can become stronger by writing a diary. Get a reward critical strike at the beginning - three points to return to vitality + hundred years of power + martial soul evolution. RAW: 斗罗：看我日记，她们疯狂开挂 This is AI Translated, I just touch it up here and there, mainly trying to put the right names and genders, as the translators have a tough time with them

Zhao Ling traveled to the Douluo World and awakened the “Writing a Diary to Make You Stronger System”. As long as he writes a diary regularly, he can get decent rewards. But who would have thought that all the goddesses in the Douluo World would receive a copy of the “Diary” with its own voice playback function. Ah Yin: What? Will I sacrifice myself to a human being in the future? Then he… should be a very good husband and father, right? What? ? Will he drink all day long from now on? Are your children responsible for your daily life? Is that kind of person worthy of being a father? Bibi Dong: What about the bullshit? Would this young lady like a guy who shouts all day long that he is only a useless soul master and has no useless martial soul? Liu Erlong: Will I fall in love with my cousin? Is it because my brain is flooded or because I was kicked by a donkey? If I fall in love with him, I would rather stab myself in the eyes. Xiao Wu: The three siblings offered sacrifices neatly? Impossible? Absolutely impossible? How could I foolishly sacrifice to a human being, and even cause our two younger brothers to be sacrificed to him as well? Nonsense, absolutely nonsense… Zhao Ling was immersed in writing her diary every day, and suddenly one day she discovered that all the goddesses were crazy… Keywords of the novel: I am writing a diary in Douluo, the goddess has gone crazy. No pop-up window, I am writing a diary in Douluo, the goddess has gone crazy. Txt full set download, I am writing a diary in Douluo, and the goddess has gone crazy. Read the latest chapters.

............ Note: This is translation ............ **Introduction: Zhao Ling traveled to the Douluo World and awakened the "Writing a Diary Makes You Stronger System." As long as he writes a diary frequently, he can get a good reward. But who would have thought that the goddesses in the Douluo World would get a "Diary Copy" with a voice playback function one after another? Ah Yin: What? I will sacrifice to a human in the future. Then he... should be a very good husband and father, right? What? He will drink all day in the future? The children will be responsible for their daily lives. That kind of person is also worthy of being a father? Bibi Dong: Bullshit? Will I like a guy who shouts that there are only useless soul masters and no useless martial spirits all day long? Liu Erlong: Will I like my cousin? Is my brain filled with water or kicked by a donkey? If I like him, I would rather poke my eyes out. Xiao Wu: The three siblings are sacrificed neatly? Impossible? Impossible? How could I be so stupid as to sacrifice to a human and cause my two younger brothers to be sacrificed to him? Nonsense, absolutely nonsense... Zhao Ling was busy writing in his diary every day, and suddenly one day he found out that all the goddesses had gone crazy... [Reminder: This book is brainless and enjoyable throughout. Don't use your brain when reading it.] ........ Note: 50 powerstones = 1 bonus chapter. 100 powerstones = 2 bonus chapters and so on. ..... Schedule: Mon to Fri (5ch/week) .....

Uchiha Kirin transmigrated into a familiar yet unfamiliar Naruto world and activated the simulation system right from the start. The moment the simulation begins, he dies and restarts again, gaining real bloodline and swordsmanship talents from the system! The simulation begins!! This time, he will no longer die a meaningless death! The most ruthless simulator ever is here! ... Check out my other fanfics as well, I have quite a few, some even better (in my opinion)!

After crossing into the Douluo Dalu (Soul Land) world, Our Protagonist gains a "Dialogue Modification System" that rewards him for twisting the plot into absurdity. During Tang San’s martial soul awakening, he modifies the Blue Silver Grass into a Blue Silver Chicken (cultivated for 2.5 years), and the Haotian Hammer into a Haotian Dog, causing Tang Hao to doubt whether Tang San is even his biological son. As a reward, the system grants Our Protagonist 100 modification points, which can be exchanged for treasures like the Nine Yang Divine Skill. The chaos continues: Our Protagonist Heavenly Rotten Sword becomes the Heavenly Sky Sword, possessing the elements of ice, fire, thunder, and darkness, along with the ability to summon seven overpowered beasts. When Tang San vows to become Yu Xiaogang’s disciple, the word “master” is changed to “godmother,” leaving Yu Xiaogang completely bewildered. Later, when Yu Xiaogang's mouth swells from poison, Tang San is forced to “suck out the toxin” through a painfully awkward kiss. Witnessing this, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Dai Mubai are left frozen in horror, questioning the sheer insanity of this altered reality. I’ll be publishing the complete PDF of this novel on my Patreon, so remember to join my Patreon free!" https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official NOTE: I only Translated it CREDIT goes to its original owner