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What would you do if almost everyone around you saw you as a hindrance or not at all? What if your own father was one of those who wished you gone? That is the story of Rosemary's life. Ever since the death of her mother during accident where only she survived, Rose has felt useless. Despite her best attempts to ignore the hurtful glances and words of the royal court and her father, she can't help but feel like a wilted flower. It becomes so bad that she considers ending it all, until she is rescued by a handsome young man with cold violet eyes who promises to change her world. ---- Before long, I reached a stone bridge overlooking Kaguya river. Luckily for me, the place was empty at the moment. Although, would anyone have even bothered saving a wretch like me? At most, they probably would have just watched as I met my end in a moment of morbid curiosity. And as I stood at the edge, I remembered all the times I had cried. All the times I had hurt. But now, I was ready. I smiled as the wind whipped around me. It was time to end it. Turning around, I let my body fall backwards into the river. The sky was a sea of stars. The city lights around me sparkled like gems. It was so beautiful. For the first time in a long time, I felt a sense of calm wash over me. I didn't regret it. No, I had finally found the courage to stand up for myself in my very own way. The water was high, so the fall itself didn't kill me instantly as I had hoped. As the river enveloped me, I closed my eyes. This was the end of my journey. A journey full of misery and tragedy. If there was another life, I hoped it would be better than this one. "Sis!" I heard a voice scream. Orlin! My brother came for me? What was he doing here? Had he followed me? But why? Did he care about me? Or was it just pity? No, right? Surely at least one person in this world loved me. Why had I given up on myself so soon? I knew he loved me. Yet, I still went through with this stupid decision. I allowed those girls and Father's words inhibit my better judgment... "Sis, where are you? Rose! Please show yourself! I want to talk!" Ore yelled at the top of his lungs. Right, my life was not all misery and tragedy. There were faint glimmers of joy and hope left. Ore was a big part of that. How selfish of me... I was actually about to abandon my brother. I tried to resurface, but my swimming skills weren't the best. To make matters worse, the current was far too strong. If not for the current, I would have at least been able to dog paddle over to the edge with some effort. My right hand broke through the fierce waters and was yanked by another hand. I was pulled out of the murky depths and saw a pair of cold violet eyes staring back at me. Father? No, it wasn't him. Although, those eyes felt familiar. Before I could make out the face of my rescuer clearly, darkness swept over me. Was it too late? I didn't want to die... Not anymore!

In the magical Yowein Continent, Igor the naive young man is pursuing the secrets of the Adventurer. Witches, politicians, ambitious individuals, and all sorts of characters have inadvertently squeezed into the young man's extraordinary journey due to a strange stone. However, none of these has anything to do with the monster... The monster, the One-Eyed Monster, enters Igor's journey like a bolt of lightning, confusingly revealing another secret of the Yowein Continent...

"I don't look like a prostitute because I am not one." she coldly smiles at his questioning gaze as she sips her coffee. 'Jerk!!' she screams in her head. "My apologies." he sincerely said, seeing the expression on her face. "But why do you have a key to this room." "Well, probably because this is MY room." she spat her words as she put down her coffee on top of the coffee table. She chose a magazine with the Kardeshians on the cover and put down her cup on top of it. He scoffed at this girl watching him with open distaste on her pretty face. He would admit that he felt insulted with how she acted now when just a while ago she was feasting on his body while he was on the phone. "You change your mind easily, huh?" he said mockingly. "Just a few minutes ago, you said you like me." "Well, a girl sure can change her mind, as many times as she wants. If you want to change my mind, you could stand up and turn around so I could see you from behind because you see, I prefer a guy with a nice pair of ass." ........................ Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. When her flight was canceled due to a heavy storm, she had a one-night stand with a stranger that happened to be the future CEO of one of the top five pharmaceutical companies in the world. However, the next time they met, he did not remember her! But is it a reason enough to take revenge? If it was, how far would she go to soothe her wounded ego? Was it really just her pride that got hurt? What really happened that night? And how does a night with a stranger change Jess's life? [WARNING: Some chapters may contain mature R-18 content.] --------- Book cover by Jushel

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

A legendary assassin is tasked with eliminating a high school girl... who can see the future. But in every future, one thing is certain: he will never be able to kill her.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Reborn as a forbidden beast, he awakens a power that shouldn’t exist. Now nameless, sealed, and hunted by a world that fears him— He must grow in silence… Before the day he breaks everything. He died once. That should have been the end. Instead— He woke up drowning. Not in water. In power. Reborn inside a sealed chamber, surrounded by silent infants and ancient runes, he discovers a truth that should not exist: He is no longer human. He is a Blue-Eyed White Tiger—a bloodline that was never meant to return. > [Beast Blood System Activated] But something goes wrong. Terribly wrong. His awakening doesn’t just grant power— It fractures fate itself. The system glitches. The world reacts. And the elders—beings who have lived for centuries—feel something they have not felt in generations: Fear. Because this is no ordinary rebirth. This is not a blessing. This is a calamity in the making. To survive, his existence is erased. No name. No record. No future written. Hidden from the world, raised in silence, and bound by a seal that suppresses his true power— He grows. Learns. Watches. But the world is not blind. Other races begin to move. Ancient forces awaken. And something far beyond the skies… starts to notice. Because deep within his blood— Something is waiting. Not sleeping. Waiting. If the world fears what he might become— Then it is already too late. Because he will not just break the limits placed on him— He will rewrite them. And when the day comes— When the seal shatters— When the name he was denied is finally claimed— The world will not be ready. It will remember only one thing: The moment a forgotten bloodline returned… …and refused to be contained. Because he will not simply grow stronger. He will evolve. And when the day comes— When the seal breaks… When the name he was denied is finally claimed— The world will face something it was never meant to survive. A being without fate. A predator without limits. A calamity… reborn.

Chaos Tenno A 17 Year Old Teenager Was From The Tenno or Xentris Universe was suddenly dragged in from a portal into a different world. Now Chaos Tenno must begin his journey to find his way back home but also investigate different secrets and truths from this new world he is in and face threats from transcendent entities?