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Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
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2026-06-20 15:05
What are some common learning to drive funny stories?
A girl was learning to drive and she was trying to parallel park. She was getting so frustrated because she couldn't get it right. She finally managed to get the car in between two cars, but she was so close to one of them that she couldn't open her door to get out. She had to climb over to the passenger side to get out. It was quite a sight.
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2024-11-23 14:49
Can you share some learning to drive funny stories?
A guy was learning to drive on a narrow road. He saw a chicken crossing the road and panicked. Instead of just slowing down, he swerved the car and almost ended up in a ditch. His instructor just stared at him in disbelief and said 'It was just a chicken!' and the guy replied 'But it was a really fast chicken!'
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2024-11-23 10:45
Can you share some funny drive thru stories?
Sure! Once I was at a drive - thru and the person taking my order had a really thick accent. I ordered a burger and fries but he thought I said 'burger and ice'. So he kept asking me if I really wanted ice instead of fries. It was so confusing but also hilarious in the end.
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2024-11-10 01:17
Share some funny McDonald's drive - thru stories.
One time at the McDonald's drive - thru, I ordered a Big Mac meal. When I got to the window, the cashier handed me my drink and then paused. He looked at me and said, 'I just realized I gave you the wrong size cup for your drink. But you know what? Have this big one for free!' It was a nice little surprise.
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2024-11-02 02:43
Can you share some funny test drive stories?
Sure. Once a friend of mine went for a test drive of a convertible. As he was driving on a country road, a flock of geese suddenly crossed the road. He panicked and honked, which made the geese scatter everywhere. It was chaos but hilarious.
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2024-11-12 15:34
Can you share some funny drive - through stories?
Sure. One time I was at a drive - through and the person taking my order had the most hilarious accent. He said 'would you like some friez' instead of fries. It made me laugh so hard.
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2024-12-03 14:35
What are the best podcasts that tell funny stories for a long drive?
For a long drive, 'Stuff You Should Know' can be great. While it's not solely about funny stories, they often share interesting and funny anecdotes that can keep you entertained. The hosts have a great chemistry too.
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2024-11-24 23:36
What are the most memorable funny McDonald's drive - thru stories?
There was this one time when I was in a hurry and went through the McDonald's drive - thru. I ordered a simple meal. But when I got to the window, the employee was dressed as a clown for some promotion. He made funny faces while handing me my food. It was unexpected and made my day.
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2024-11-01 22:33
What are the most interesting funny test drive stories you know?
A test drive story that always makes me laugh is when a middle - aged man took a test drive of a brand - new luxury car. He was so used to his old car that he kept looking for the controls in the wrong places. He accidentally opened the trunk instead of the gas tank lid when he wanted to fill up at the gas station during the test drive. The salesperson was very patient but also had a hard time suppressing his laughter.
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2024-11-12 20:29
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