bellatrix funny fanfic

Theodore, upon receiving the acceptance letter to become a professor at Hogwarts, activates a summoning system that enables him to bring forth any character from a specific world. Dumbledore: Whose wife is Bellatrix now,? what did she say his name was? Snape: Lily! Is it truly you? Are you really alive? Harry Potter: Mother? Why are you with this man? With the summoning system, Theodore completely disrupts the world as many characters who are supposed to be deceased, imprisoned, or aged suddenly appears in the world in the youthfull appearance. Note : Original Fanfic.

Not a Translation. A guy chokes on a grape, dies, and accidentally gets every power in existence from a ROB too lazy to fix the mistake. Instead of being a hero, he hops between fictional worlds just to be a menace. He sits on Whitebeard's chair while he's in it. Pokes Frieza mid-monologue into orbit. Spoils the entire Uchiha plot at a ramen stand. Puts a "kick me" sign on Madara during a war. Villains hate him. Heroes are confused. He cannot be stopped and he will not be serious.

Sometimes, the circumstances of our birth determine what we become. A boy burdened by fate, born to the most infamous witch of her time, blurs the line between evil and good. A trial that would go on to unravel many secrets of those who bask in the light.

A funny fanfic about friends sitcom containing Adam who transmigrated into the world of Friends with a celebraty "Dating System." Adam, seeking a life of comfort and entertainment.

I woke up and I was in the body of an orphan, well I'll be pretty to be adopted! Ding! -System initiating-... Welcome user: D-23A. Well, I received a cheat system! But what about the missions, where are they!? System in hibernation mode - Hey system you broke!? Do I have telekinetic powers? Is it part of the system or why the heck can I move things just by thinking about it? My last name is Lestrange? Okay, maybe it wasn't telekinetic powers? A fancy-looking old man comes and tells me I'm a witch and I should go to his school? Where I'll make friends and be happy. Perfect! But... Did he forget that I'm an orphan in tattered clothes? There's a vault with money in it. Fabulous! Did you also forget to tell me that my mother is the crazy incarcerated one? And that I might not be so welcome at your cheery school? Well, I hope my memories help me avoid a path to ruin. May the system revive and hopefully, I can hold on to golden thighs Potter. This story doesn't belong to me. I only translate.

A young ambitious and prodigiously talented orphan girl died on her hospital bed at the tender age of thirteen. She did not get to make anything of herself before she died, but when she awoke, she was a baby. Named Bellatrix Black. It only took seconds for her to know what happened, and then the burst of accidental magic confirmed where and what she was. So how will she live life now, where she feels magic swim in the air, at the touch of her fingertips? With all her ambition and drive and talent, what will she make of herself? And this too in an era where war is on the horizon? And how will living amongst the Blacks show her the meaning of family? Follow the legend of the Black Queen, from her first gambit until she conquers the board and beyond. ---- Warning: Yuri, No harem. Cover art not mine.

A Chatfic that has like a sprinkle of plot. Tbh I just wanna write whatever BNHA crack fic I feel like. It's just a crackfic basically. I just like chaos. I wanna make people laugh but I am not funny. I like too many ships so I decide as I go along.

Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Voldemort, was a cunning Slytherin—cunning enough to have backup plans for his backup plans. And if one of those plans meant tampering with time itself… well, he'd do it—at someone else's expense, obviously. -- Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related characters, settings, and concepts are the property of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., and their respective affiliates. This is a non-commercial work of fan fiction created purely for enjoyment and with no intention of financial gain. All rights to the original Harry Potterseries belong to their respective copyright holders. No profit is made from this work, which is shared here with the utmost respect for the original creators.

After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.