bellatrix funny fanfic

Theodore, upon receiving the acceptance letter to become a professor at Hogwarts, activates a summoning system that enables him to bring forth any character from a specific world. Dumbledore: Whose wife is Bellatrix now,? what did she say his name was? Snape: Lily! Is it truly you? Are you really alive? Harry Potter: Mother? Why are you with this man? With the summoning system, Theodore completely disrupts the world as many characters who are supposed to be deceased, imprisoned, or aged suddenly appears in the world in the youthfull appearance. Note : Original Fanfic.

Sometimes, the circumstances of our birth determine what we become. A boy burdened by fate, born to the most infamous witch of her time, blurs the line between evil and good. A trial that would go on to unravel many secrets of those who bask in the light.

A funny fanfic about friends sitcom containing Adam who transmigrated into the world of Friends with a celebraty "Dating System." Adam, seeking a life of comfort and entertainment.

I woke up and I was in the body of an orphan, well I'll be pretty to be adopted! Ding! -System initiating-... Welcome user: D-23A. Well, I received a cheat system! But what about the missions, where are they!? System in hibernation mode - Hey system you broke!? Do I have telekinetic powers? Is it part of the system or why the heck can I move things just by thinking about it? My last name is Lestrange? Okay, maybe it wasn't telekinetic powers? A fancy-looking old man comes and tells me I'm a witch and I should go to his school? Where I'll make friends and be happy. Perfect! But... Did he forget that I'm an orphan in tattered clothes? There's a vault with money in it. Fabulous! Did you also forget to tell me that my mother is the crazy incarcerated one? And that I might not be so welcome at your cheery school? Well, I hope my memories help me avoid a path to ruin. May the system revive and hopefully, I can hold on to golden thighs Potter. This story doesn't belong to me. I only translate.

A young ambitious and prodigiously talented orphan girl died on her hospital bed at the tender age of thirteen. She did not get to make anything of herself before she died, but when she awoke, she was a baby. Named Bellatrix Black. It only took seconds for her to know what happened, and then the burst of accidental magic confirmed where and what she was. So how will she live life now, where she feels magic swim in the air, at the touch of her fingertips? With all her ambition and drive and talent, what will she make of herself? And this too in an era where war is on the horizon? And how will living amongst the Blacks show her the meaning of family? Follow the legend of the Black Queen, from her first gambit until she conquers the board and beyond. ---- Warning: Yuri, No harem. Cover art not mine.

A Chatfic that has like a sprinkle of plot. Tbh I just wanna write whatever BNHA crack fic I feel like. It's just a crackfic basically. I just like chaos. I wanna make people laugh but I am not funny. I like too many ships so I decide as I go along.

Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Voldemort, was a cunning Slytherin—cunning enough to have backup plans for his backup plans. And if one of those plans meant tampering with time itself… well, he'd do it—at someone else's expense, obviously. -- Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related characters, settings, and concepts are the property of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., and their respective affiliates. This is a non-commercial work of fan fiction created purely for enjoyment and with no intention of financial gain. All rights to the original Harry Potterseries belong to their respective copyright holders. No profit is made from this work, which is shared here with the utmost respect for the original creators.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?