bellatrix funny fanfic

Theodore, upon receiving the acceptance letter to become a professor at Hogwarts, activates a summoning system that enables him to bring forth any character from a specific world. Dumbledore: Whose wife is Bellatrix now,? what did she say his name was? Snape: Lily! Is it truly you? Are you really alive? Harry Potter: Mother? Why are you with this man? With the summoning system, Theodore completely disrupts the world as many characters who are supposed to be deceased, imprisoned, or aged suddenly appears in the world in the youthfull appearance. Note : Original Fanfic.

Sometimes, the circumstances of our birth determine what we become. A boy burdened by fate, born to the most infamous witch of her time, blurs the line between evil and good. A trial that would go on to unravel many secrets of those who bask in the light.

A funny fanfic about friends sitcom containing Adam who transmigrated into the world of Friends with a celebraty "Dating System." Adam, seeking a life of comfort and entertainment.

I woke up and I was in the body of an orphan, well I'll be pretty to be adopted! Ding! -System initiating-... Welcome user: D-23A. Well, I received a cheat system! But what about the missions, where are they!? System in hibernation mode - Hey system you broke!? Do I have telekinetic powers? Is it part of the system or why the heck can I move things just by thinking about it? My last name is Lestrange? Okay, maybe it wasn't telekinetic powers? A fancy-looking old man comes and tells me I'm a witch and I should go to his school? Where I'll make friends and be happy. Perfect! But... Did he forget that I'm an orphan in tattered clothes? There's a vault with money in it. Fabulous! Did you also forget to tell me that my mother is the crazy incarcerated one? And that I might not be so welcome at your cheery school? Well, I hope my memories help me avoid a path to ruin. May the system revive and hopefully, I can hold on to golden thighs Potter. This story doesn't belong to me. I only translate.

A young ambitious and prodigiously talented orphan girl died on her hospital bed at the tender age of thirteen. She did not get to make anything of herself before she died, but when she awoke, she was a baby. Named Bellatrix Black. It only took seconds for her to know what happened, and then the burst of accidental magic confirmed where and what she was. So how will she live life now, where she feels magic swim in the air, at the touch of her fingertips? With all her ambition and drive and talent, what will she make of herself? And this too in an era where war is on the horizon? And how will living amongst the Blacks show her the meaning of family? Follow the legend of the Black Queen, from her first gambit until she conquers the board and beyond. ---- Warning: Yuri, No harem. Cover art not mine.

A Chatfic that has like a sprinkle of plot. Tbh I just wanna write whatever BNHA crack fic I feel like. It's just a crackfic basically. I just like chaos. I wanna make people laugh but I am not funny. I like too many ships so I decide as I go along.

Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Voldemort, was a cunning Slytherin—cunning enough to have backup plans for his backup plans. And if one of those plans meant tampering with time itself… well, he'd do it—at someone else's expense, obviously. -- Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related characters, settings, and concepts are the property of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., and their respective affiliates. This is a non-commercial work of fan fiction created purely for enjoyment and with no intention of financial gain. All rights to the original Harry Potterseries belong to their respective copyright holders. No profit is made from this work, which is shared here with the utmost respect for the original creators.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

Feng Qing, a top surgeon from the 21st century, wakes up in a body no one wants — married off to Rong Ling, the most powerful Regent in Dayan, a man who makes it abundantly clear: "Do you think you're worthy of marrying this king? Foolish." While he keeps his distance, she keeps herself busy, saving lives with medical knowledge centuries ahead of its time, collecting debts from those who wronged the original body's owner, and planning her exit strategy. Later, he became the New Emperor— "Qing Qing, from now on, you are my Empress." "Not interested."