funny canadian winter stories

Have you often come across a game where you start with a bonfire, surrounded by ice and snow, with resources all manually transported, and monsters attacking at any time... Xia Hong wakes up to find himself in such a world. The ice and snow rage on, beasts rule the land, civilization is lost, and all people and things that once existed have been invaded into powerful and bizarre entities, leaving humans as a humble race surviving in the shadow of winter, on the brink of extinction. Fortunately, Xia Hong possesses a camp system that can upgrade infinitely. [Small Bonfire]—[Iron Furnace]—[Solar Cauldron]... [Wooden Post]—[Training Ground]—[Martial Arts Hall]... [Bamboo Fence]—[Black Soil Wall]—[Iron Wall]... [Monument Stone]—[Notice Board]—[Hero's Monument]... ... As Xia Hong slays the beasts and exterminates the bizarre entities, gradually gathering humans, dispelling the winter, and opening up territory, the mysterious veil of this world is slowly unveiled in its entirety.

Sind Sie schon oft auf ein Spiel gestoßen, in dem Sie mit einem Lagerfeuer beginnen, umgeben von Eis und Schnee, mit Ressourcen, die alle manuell transportiert werden müssen, und Monstern, die jederzeit angreifen können... Xia Hong wacht auf und findet sich in einer solchen Welt wieder. Eis und Schnee toben, Bestien beherrschen das Land, die Zivilisation ist verloren, und alle Menschen und Dinge, die einst existierten, wurden in mächtige und bizarre Wesenheiten verwandelt, was die Menschheit zu einer bescheidenen Rasse macht, die im Schatten des Winters am Rande des Aussterbens überlebt. Glücklicherweise besitzt Xia Hong ein Lagersystem, das unendlich aufgerüstet werden kann. [Kleines Lagerfeuer]—[Eisenofen]—[Sonnenkessel]... [Holzpfosten]—[Übungsplatz]—[Kampfkunsthalle]... [Bambuszaun]—[Schwarzerde-Mauer]—[Eisenmauer]... [Gedenkstein]—[Anschlagtafel]—[Heldendenkmal]... ... Während Xia Hong die Bestien erschlägt und die bizarren Wesenheiten ausrottet, allmählich Menschen um sich sammelt, den Winter vertreibt und Territorium erschließt, wird der geheimnisvolle Schleier dieser Welt langsam in seiner Gesamtheit gelüftet.

The cold wind howls across the Northern Wilderness, and Louis Calvin tightens his wolfskin cloak, standing alone atop an ice cliff. As the son of a Duke, he was thrown into this perpetually frozen wilderness under the guise of 'pioneering glory.' When he thought he was at a dead end, the Daily Intelligence System activated: [Thirty-seven ice-bound hungry wolves are lurking in the southeastern valley, planning a raid on the territory tonight.] [At dawn, an Ancient God's corpse will emerge from the Ice Lake, with its heart retaining the godliness of winter.] [The Church of Gold Finch will deem you a blasphemer, and the Holy Flame Knight Order has set out on a northern expedition.] [A tide of the undead will sweep across the continent, with humanity's numbers dwindling to less than a million.] ...

Keinichi Anderson, a mix of a Caucasion father and a Japanese mother was a coldman. He was born at rich family from both side of his parents. Since he grew up alone while his parents was to busy with their business, he had alot of things that were hidden. He never show any interest with woman until he met a little girl that was exactly had opposite personality. Charlene Feng was just a normal girl. She was born ar a normal working family as the youngest with elder sibling. She was raised in Australia while her parents had a strong Asian culture. As the youngest, She was spoiled by her siblings to the max. He did not talk much while she was flabbermount. He was mature while she was childlish. He was an independent man while she was spoiled by her family. He was rich and successfull man full of secret while she was just an ordinary girl who was very open with out any secrets. The only similarity between them was they was very low profile. Did he really fall for her ? How could two people with different personality be together ? Would cultural differences made a gap between ? Did Social status bring another problem ? Could she stand by him andd be his source of courage ? would they have an happy ending? Disclaimer I don't own the cover picture. Full credit for the one that created it. If there was any similarity of name, It is purely coinsident.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Made By TheUnknownBoy Written By TheUnknownBoy Series 1 In the year 2030, The human race had begun adapting to technology around the world but to their surprise, Technology took over and rebelled against their creators and as they were captured by the millions while Killing the Weak and Innocent. They seek a worthy specimen that can stand by Technology as their Secret Weapon to which they have found 8 Specimens that could be worthy of their technology. On Earth, they had conquered all of Earth to which it was no longer Earth to them and considered it as their weapon. They had ruled the world for almost 70 years since then, they began to explore around the universe to Control, Command and Conquer. And in the Year 2099 They left Earth, never looking back and to prove their carelessness for their Home, they planted bombs that almost destroyed all of Earth. Leaving it as burrowed waste while many of the surviving people who had been enslaved were left to die. As they were gone, a meteorite came falling to Earth and as it did, came alive and infected the whole of Earth but not to kill it as it was to the humans that they were revived but no longer humans but were people that could change into both Humans and Animals. They had abilities to change into animals and as humans but forgot about their knowledge but fortunately, they still retain their memories, they decided to accept their fates and rebuilt their home without Technology. The Year 4000, When Technology was meant to become incredibly advanced and increasing to the human race but all that was on Earth were human-like animals who named both themselves Antroians and renamed the Earth to Antroia. Species where almost lots of animal-related beings now reside. But little did both the people Antroia and the machines of Technology. An outcast named Aiden has advanced Intelligence that even the machines weren't that smart enough to counter him and as he rise from his long slumber after being supposedly dead by the machines, he was sent to Earth where he was able to survive the blast. He had been frozen in time and as he woke up, he didnt seems surprised by what has happened but one thing that he knew was that he knew that Technology had done this and now he wanders around the world of Antropia originally looking for his fate until he meets Alicia, a Siberian tiger who was very young but was also pretty and her childhood friend, Tun, an East Asian Crow who acted seriously but was always messing things up. And Finally Sera, A Dolphin whose family were born in separate countries in North Asia. She also has a crush on Aiden Masters but we may see that changing soon. Series 3 In the World of Netroit, there are two things that only occur in it, HAVOC and DISCRIMINATION and these are the sort of things that are considered lawful. WIth many threats happening to both man and child... they need to be prepared for what may soon be their last breath. HAVOC (Heavily Aggressive Vigalantes Official Corporation) Being described as "the protectors" of Netroit when many of them have influenced themselves to what they consider as unimportant... they don't care who or what happens but all the civilians know is that they shouldn't trust the likes of these corrupted beings. DISCRIMINATION (Destructive Influencers Sinners Capturing Retribution Minor Incorporate National Activities Towards Intimidiate Online Necromians) Those Initials took a long time to think but Here we are, they are only in Netroit to recruit and then sacrifice them to the one they call "God" ... "The Child Of DISCRIMINATION" and they won't rest until they have been promised their Utopia from this false god but for what? That's a mystery for another time. In this world, there is no such thing as heroes ... well not all of them are heroes but ... they ... want to end the bloodshed that is Netroit. But who is there to stop them?

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Apocalypse、Rebirth、Explosive hoarding of supplies、Infinite space、Blackening Revenge of Bitch. The world has entered the Ice Age, and the end of the cold ice has arrived, with 95% of humanity on the planet dying! In his previous life, Jack was killed by someone he had helped because of his kindness. Reborn a month before the end of the Cold Ice Age, Jack awakened his spatial ability and began to crazily hoard supplies! Lack of supplies? He emptied a billion of dollar warehouse in a super mall! Are you living comfortably? He built a super safe house that was comparable to a fortress of the end! The end of the day is approaching, and others are frozen into dogs, willing to give up everything for a bite.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

"IN THE DARK, ALL THINGS THRIVE. Like it or not, a little gray brings things into perspective..." These were the words of the Dark Abbess about a Dragon's rebirth. A dragon who would wear the skin of a young vampire. Marsil was the son of the King, yet he was more... Not an actual Prince but a ward of the Crown, and unknowingly the changeling of the prophecy. The prophecy spoken centuries ago about a Dragon Shifter that would rain hell from the heavens. Set in a wealthy continent inhabited by the Southern Kingdom and Northern Empire, there are those among who want the entire continent for themselves... The North is wintery: full of Otherwolders. The South is wealthy: full of betrayers. Between them is a Forest of death. When two crowns clash, one is bound to fall... Journey into a world of Lust, Betrayal and Murder. As terrifying events begin to unfold, Marsil is born. He is the son of frost. The Moon-eyed One. The child of snows. THE WINTER BORN... The novel is set in a world of sword and sorcery. Magic exists and fantastic beasts abound.