funny satan stories

Lenny Tales is a sick psychopathic assassin with a twisted sense of justice who goes around the world murdering corrupt politicians. At his latest hit, a bullet changed trajectory in mid air and ended his life. However when he woke up, he discovered that his Death was not an accident. He had been employed by Lucifer Morningstar, the one known as the devil. His Mission was to have revenge on behalf of the Devil who was backstabbed, and had the apocalypse stolen from him by his own demons. But as a mere human in a post apocalyptic world filled with death at every turn, with wicked Witches, Devils, Royal Demons, and entities that feed on weak humans as per time snacks, how will he carry out such a mission? Fortunately, he is born again with the Satan System... ........ If you want to know how sick this book is, read the first chapter. I still don't know how the idea for this book came out of my head. (Heaven! please forgive me) ..... Demons, Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels, Soul Eaters, Cursers, Witches, Dark elves, Hell beasts, Heaven Beasts, Death Beasts... Practically, Every sick, both rosy and terrible thing of the underworld will be found in this book. My research is deep. (Note: Sick Shit happens here. If you don't have stomach for it, please run. You still have time.) (My Discord: https://discord.gg/5Gexp9wW)

(Caution: On Hiatus.) This is the first edition of my Chance Encounter Book Series. (No minors allowed, read at your own risk.) This is a kind of slow-paced novel. So if it's not your cup of tea, you're free to skip this. But for those who stayed despite my warning, this Author will be forever grateful to you. Now let's go to the story. *** She was the daughter of the leader of the League of Mercenaries. She was an S-Class Level Assassin and was in a league of her own. As the future successor of the Organization, she was raised to be ruthless at the very young age of five. Her future was already laid out in front of her. Little did the people around her know, that she never wanted all of this. She never wanted to take the lives of people, innocent or not. Yes, she might have been trained hard to have a heart as hard as a diamond but deep inside, her soul and conscience were screaming for her to do the right thing. On the day before her eighteenth birthday, she asked for her freedom from her parents. Her parents were against her plea for freedom as the only way to attain it was the most painful and cruel way... Death. They had struggled and did everything to be on top of the hierarchy just to protect their most precious jewel. Their beloved daughter Anastasia or Sia in the Mercenary's World. But Ana was determined to free herself. Therefore, she took the drug that she developed inside her laboratory for years without anyone's knowledge just for this day. She is willing to die just to gain her freedom. Why? Because she knew that when she came back from the dead, a new life awaits her. *** He was a nobody but became the owner of a multi-billion dollar business empire in six years. Because of this, he was labeled as a Monster in the Business World and was feared by many because of his ruthlessness and tyranny towards his enemies and competitors. His subordinates called him Satan which he didn't mind. Despite his success, he felt lonely inside. He had been in great sadness and pain and had drowned himself at work just to forget the woman who was responsible for what he became. Because of her, he despised women and treated them as his toys and just to warm his bed. The quote that said 'Changing women just like changing his clothes' perfectly described his current set-up. He'd rather be bad than give his dumb heart a chance to fall in love again. What will happen if their two paths crossed? Will she find the freedom she had been looking for after her death? Will he keep his vow to never fell in love in his lifetime? *** Feel free to talk to me on discord: OrieNovel#9306 The photo on my book cover is not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Lenny Tales é um assassino psicopata doentio com um senso de justiça distorcido que viaja pelo mundo assassinando políticos corruptos. Em seu último golpe, uma bala mudou de trajetória no ar e acabou com sua vida. No entanto, quando ele acordou, descobriu que sua Morte não foi um acidente. Ele havia sido contratado por Lucifer Morningstar, aquele conhecido como o Demônio. Sua Missão era se vingar em nome do Demônio que foi apunhalado pelas costas e teve o apocalipse roubado dele por seus próprios demônios. Mas como um mero humano em um mundo pós-apocalíptico cheio de morte a cada esquina, com Bruxas perversas, Demônios, Demônios Reais e entidades que se alimentam de humanos fracos como se fossem lanches, como ele realizará tal missão? Felizmente, ele renasce com o Sistema Satan... ........ Se você quer saber o quão doentio este livro é, leia o primeiro capítulo. Eu ainda não sei como a ideia para este livro saiu da minha cabeça. (Céu! por favor, me perdoe) ..... Demônios, Demônios, Anjos Caídos, Anjos, Devoradores de Almas, Amaldiçoadores, Bruxas, Elfos Negros, Bestas Infernais, Bestas Celestiais, Bestas da Morte... Praticamente, toda coisa doentia, tanto rósea quanto terrível, do submundo será encontrada neste livro. Minha pesquisa é profunda. (Observação: Merda pesada acontece aqui. Se você não tem estômago para isso, por favor, fuja. Você ainda tem tempo.)

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

After failing to save the magical world of Bara due to Satan's trickery, Princess Mariana died in her final showdown against Satan and returned to God's embrace. Einsof, the God of Bara, then gave Princess Mariana a second chance to take down Satan. After accepting Einsof's offer, Princess Mariana was reincarnated 30 years into the past as Evelyn Leonardo, a daughter from a humble barony. Watch how Princess Mariana restart her quest to save the world by rebuilding her great army and recreating the prophesized weapon that could kill Satan, the king of all demons

"You are the only one that can make this happen. Take my virginity and all these ends. Do with me whatever you want." It is true when they say that 'anyone who goes around seeking darkness, will find the darkness and the darkness will end up consuming him. Or her.' This is the case of Princess Zamira who grows up with the knowledge that she is to rule her father's kingdom after his demise but everything takes a different turn after the throne falls into peril and becomes at risk of being taken away completely and the right to rule, lost. Everything is done to save the throne and the kingdom but every effort proves to be futile and now there is only one option left; and that is for the Princess to get married to an old tyrant king, Alvarez. Leaving Mira with no choice, she decides to go through with the marriage which is scheduled to hold at Alvarez's hotel. Before the wedding ceremony even began, Alvarez tries to forcefully have sex with her but Mira resists him and escapes. Without knowing where to run to that night, she inadvertently enters the suite of a well known mogul in the hotel and hides in the dark until the uproar about her search subsided. Just when she is about to leave the suite, she hears a deep voice coming out from the water, halting her and stopping every flow of life in her. "Who are you?" She makes a bold attempt to inquire of him. "I am Devile, and I am the second son of Satan." Came his fiery response. Despite the fear that crept in slowly inside of her, Mira has a little stroke of hope -- that maybe she has met him. The one who would save her from her unfortunate fate. But the question is; who exactly is this man and will he save her as she hopes or will he consume her with his darkness? ... WARNING!!! Erotic sex scenes in some chapters.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

In the distant future on Earth, there was a girl with God-like powers. That girl is the last survivor of the former human race that flourished in ancient times. The Ancients. And on that very same Earth, a new breed of humans with the ability to wield Magic emerged. That girl began to observe the new human race silently. Sometimes called a God, other times called Satan, that girl continued to observe the new human race. This is the story of the happenings between the lonely girl and the hardworking new human race. *This is not my novel. I'm just copy pasting for my comfort. If author want he can comment and I will delete the novel.*