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Douluo: Dugu Bo’s Life Simulator Author: Xue Zhong Ying Luo (雪中英落) Synopsis: As one of the weakest Title Douluo in Douluo Continent, Dugu Bo not only learns about the original plot but also gains a Life Simulator. Will he live a different life? [At age 70, you become a Title Douluo and go to the Spirit Hall for your coronation ceremony. Spirit Hall invites you, but you refuse.] [At age 71, you cultivate at the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well…] [At age 78, you meet Tang San. He helps cure your poison, and the two of you become friends despite the age gap.] [At age 90, Tang San becomes a god. Your feelings are complicated…] [At age 96, the poison in your body erupts. You want Tang San, now a god, to completely cure you—but he has already ascended to the God Realm. With no options left, you return helplessly to the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well.] [At age 100, the poison erupts again… and you die.] Before dying, you sigh: “Tang San! Friends despite age? To hell with that ‘friendship’!” Simulation Ends. Because this simulation lasted a long time, you may choose two rewards from the following: Mysterious heaven Technique Mysterious Jade Hands Hundred Interpretations of Hidden Weapons Mysterious heaven Treasure Record Medusa’s Spirit Ring Medusa’s Spirit Bone Martial Soul: Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum Martial Soul: Ghost 100,000-year Titan Giant Ape Spirit Ring 100,000-year Azure Bull Python Spirit Ring

An old man dies filled with regret—but his high karma grants him a rare gift: reincarnation with limitless potential. His choice? To be reborn as a voluptuous futanari succubus in a fantasy world. With a killer smile, seductive charm, and newfound power, she's ready to live the wild, unrestrained life he never could. Warning: This story contains explicit sex scenes and subject matter which some people may find offensive or traumatizing Reader discretion is advised

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THE STRONGER YOU ARE, THE MORE PRESSURE YOU HAVE.

After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.

On the verge of death from illness, Yu Zhizhi transmigrates to the Beast World Planet, becoming the lowest-ranking plaything for slaughter. Her destiny was supposed to be a direct slaughter by powerful figures gone Berserk in their beast forms. Fortunately, she awakened the Childbirth System, and the style of the story suddenly changed— The maddened and fallen monster (Wolf): "I'll give you a choice, love me, or be bitten to death by me?" The evil Duke (Snake): "Beautiful maiden, please fall into the abyss of desire with me." The tyrannical Imperial Marshal (Shark): "I command you, you are only permitted to love me!" The wildly arrogant Crown Prince (Tiger): "I will kill all the males who covet you!!" (The list of Beast Husbands is expanding—) As the lowest-ranking female, Yu Zhizhi is doted on wildly by the powerful figures, undergoing Evolution all the way to the top-tier Rare grade and becoming the most noble existence in the Beast World Empire!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"