Grand Blue: Not Some Clothes-Bursting Battle God!
“Name? Age? And why were you sleeping naked on the street?”
“Miyazawa Yuu, male, 20 years old. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink water, I have no bad habits. My dream is to build my own harem and to avoid getting stabbed by a jealous lover!”
In front of him sat a delicious pork cutlet bowl, but Miyazawa Yuu wasn’t the least bit moved.
Propping his chin with both hands, he struck Commander Ikari’s classic pose, eyes firm and righteous as he declared to the officer in the cap!
“I report! The alcohol was bought by Kitahara Iori! He’s the one who stripped off my clothes! Hurry up and arrest him!”
“Hmm… Unfortunately, Mr. Miyazawa, the neighbor, Mr. Kitahara, has also reported that *you* got drunk, stripped, and streaked naked…”
“Nani! That bastard is slandering me! He’s slandering meee!!”
patreon.com/dzeref887 for more chapter