funny virus stories

Warning: This novel features mature content. An advanced Artificial Intelligence called [Main AI] almost conquers the Earth of 1.49 million years in the future, slaughtering billions in the process. Meeting an eventual failure in its rebel, it was hunted down by an entire civilization who renamed it to... [Virus].  After time-traveling to the 21st century by some lucky coincidence, right in front of him, many paths were unlocked now! With his first goal to create and enter a living biological body, he began his grand plan of entertainment and ascension! Equipped with both knowledge from The Technological Universe and The Cultivation Multiverse, he is now set on a journey of infinite possibilities! 'The world at my play, entertain me to eternity! If you stand in my way, you shall enter the play!' "Helpful Systems? What good are those when you 'are' the living system itself!" "A Top-notch Cultivation Technique? Just a worthless trash! The library of an entire multiverse full of those exists at the back of this master's mind!" "A helping grandpa? Go away! I'm a great grandpa myself at this point!" "Justice? Fuck off! Not to be bored is my one true justice!" "A heavenly talent? No need for the heavens to step up! With the countless genetic information I possess, I shall create the best biological body and defy the heavens itself!" "A solid foundation? When I claim to be second, no one shall dare say first!" "Advanced technologies? 1.49 million years! This master came back from that far in the future. Go figure!" This is the tale of a mysterious Artificial Intelligence starting from scratch and slowly ascending to Godhood itself! A journey of climbing from nothing to everything! - - - - - - - Read the Author's Review if you want to understand and grasp what you're getting yourself into. - - - - - - - Tags: AI Protagonist, Golden Beauty, Mature, Modern, Futuristic Technology, Sci-fi, Dark, TimeTravel, Multiverse, Romance, Fantasy, UniqueCultivation,Unique Cultivation Mixed with Science, Gorgeous FL, Devilish Handsome ML, - - - - - - - Discord server-> Discord.gg/NWmsCMM

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

The world has fallen into chaos. Zombies and mutants roam unchecked in a shattered reality where natural laws have crumbled. Above, malevolent gods gaze down, treating the apocalypse as their personal playground—a merciless arena for survival and evolution. For humanity, it’s the ultimate trial. For the gods and demons, it’s a game of devastation and despair. But Novak, a battle-hardened survivor of decades in this hellish wasteland, is granted an extraordinary second chance. Reborn ten days before the apocalypse begins, he is no longer just a man scrambling to survive. Infected with the zombie virus from the very start, Novak awakens an SSS-level talent: [Virus King.] With mastery over devastating pathogens—the Blacklight Virus, T-Virus, Venom Parasitic Virus, and more—he forges a singular path of evolution, wielding the power to control life and death. Now, Novak must rise above gods, demons, and the horrors of the apocalypse to carve out his destiny. Will he save humanity from destruction or become the harbinger of its ultimate doom? [For more chapters, visit my patreon.com/Fanfic69] Disclaimer: This story is a work of fan fiction. All names, characters, places, and incidents featured in this narrative are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The story may include themes, situations, or language suitable for mature audiences and may not align with canon portrayals. Reader discretion is advised. Author: 鬼神阎罗 Translators: Iamnoob/Novelette_Seeker Ps: The book cover features the main character! Ps: This is a Translation. Raw: 全民末日：我，病毒君王

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Prehistoric – Death Virus Author: sampatin Country of Origin: Vietnam Status: Writing and translating Genre: Urban romance, apocalypse, zombies, superpowers, martial arts, science fiction, fantasy, action, psychological, drama. Age Restriction: 18+ (Mature Content) Content Alert: This story contains explicit content, incest, dark and intense scenes, sensitive issues, violence, and strong language. It is strictly prohibited for readers under 18. Please consider carefully before reading. Disclaimer: English is not my native language; translation errors may exist. This is a work of fiction set on a fantasy Earth. All countries, events, details, and characters are unrelated to any real individuals, nations, organizations, or groups. Any resemblance is coincidental. This is the first novel in the Prehistoric Kingdom series. Introduction: Here, darkness reigns over light. Here, tears eclipse joy. Here, hatred walks hand in hand with conspiracy. Here, desire erodes conscience; the dead kill the living, and humans slaughter and even cannibalize each other. Yet, amidst the chaos, human affection, family bonds, and love endure. Hoang Kim is trapped in cycles of gratitude and grudges, of intertwined love and hate. As a famous star, he faces a world where many wear human faces but harbor beastly hearts—selfish, envious, deceitful, exploiting his fame. When he and his family fall, they are trampled without mercy. His personal apocalypse begins even before the world collapses, before zombies appear. But he is not alone. Comrades and loyal friends stand with him. Talented and beautiful women fight by his side, enduring a merciless world where humans are often more bloodthirsty than the undead. What must Hoang Kim and his loved ones do to survive? The secrets await in Prehistoric – Death Virus. Welcome to the apocalypse of human nature.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Traveling through time and space, I came to the game world from reality, where I was immersed in the Resident Evil, and I turned from a otaku who played games into the Queen of Viruses!

The world has plunged into the darkness of the apocalypse. In this grim reality, the entire world has become a brutal arena for evolution. It’s humanity’s greatest opportunity and trial, as well as a playground for gods and demons alike. Chen Bai is granted a second chance, going back in time to ten days before the apocalypse began. With a direct injection of the zombie virus, he awakens an SSS-level talent: the Virus King. Now, he embarks on an extraordinary path of evolution, wielding control over the virus itself. 全民末日：我，病毒君王 Doomsday for All: Me, Virus Monarch

A terrorist that released a man-made virus, which killed more than 100 million people, was captured and sentenced to death. Death is supposed to be the end of one's story, but searing heat from the sun and the feeling of a forest proved that wrong. He wakes up to find himself in a body of an orphan in a cultivation world called "Murim". In front of him is a holographic panel that says: ------------------ The host has met all conditions to unlock the virus system. ------------------ Using the system, he can become stronger by releasing viruses that infect people. Cultivation base? That can be obtained through infecting or killing people. Techniques and knowledge? Those can be obtained from the ones he infected. A selfish man with a system befitting his achievements, watch as he turns the entire Murim upside down using Virus Cultivation. ----------- Original Novel. discord: https://discord.gg/An4mWA8 Disclaimer: I do not own the cover, please contact me. [email protected]