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After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
Urban
2450 Chs
I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
Fantasy
1620 Chs
Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

[Simulator+Cultivation+Farming Stream+Survival Stream] One day, through transmigration, Su Xing arrived in a data-centric high martial world. This world had extraordinary strong beings known as professionals, favored by the "heavens," who could level up and strengthen themselves by running dungeons and killing monsters. Su Xing changed his job to the hidden profession of Cultivator, but due to unknown reasons, he could not gain experience or level up like other professionals. Unable to level up, he could only cultivate... but in this era where Spiritual Energy was depleted and Cultivators were nearly extinct, even obtaining Spiritual Energy was a luxury. After four years in college, Su Xing was still a minor in the Qi Refining Stage, struggling even to graduate. Fortunately, he awakened the golden finger "Life Simulator," which allowed him to simulate the future by paying energy and bring back the Cultivation Level, items, and more from the simulation to the real world. However, in the simulated future, the Foreign Race invaded in full force, leading to the overthrow of the Human Race overnight. In such desperate circumstances, Su Xing chose to lie low and develop, cultivating Spirit Plants, concocting Elixirs, enhancing his Cultivation Level, improving the overall strength of the Human Race... He continuously strengthened himself through the simulator, becoming a hidden powerhouse, silently resisting the invasion of the Foreign Race... ps: This is a story about a simulator, leaning towards a careful survival strategy, farming development, and operating from behind the scenes...
Eastern
1523 Chs
Can you share some made up funny bedtime stories?
Once upon a time, there was a little pig who wanted to be an astronaut. He built a spaceship out of straw and mud. When he launched it, instead of going into space, it just hovered a few feet off the ground and spun around like a top. The little pig was so dizzy that he started to laugh and laugh, and soon all the other animals came to see what was so funny. And that's how the little pig became the most famous astronaut in the animal kingdom.
1 answer
2024-10-27 15:16
How can I create made up funny bedtime stories?
First, think of some really silly characters like a dancing elephant or a singing fish. Then, put them in a strange situation, like the elephant having to dance on a tightrope in a circus made of ice cream. Another way is to take normal things and make them do abnormal things. For example, make the stars in the sky play hide - and - seek with the moon. Also, use lots of funny sounds and words in your story, like 'bloop' or 'zizzle' to make it more engaging for the listener.
2 answers
2024-10-27 22:52
Can you share some funny made up bedtime stories?
Once upon a time, there was a little bunny named Fluffy. Fluffy lived in a magical forest where the trees had faces. One night, Fluffy decided to go on an adventure. He hopped over the rainbow - colored mushrooms and found a tiny door at the base of a giant oak tree. When he opened the door, he entered a world filled with talking fireflies and dancing squirrels. They all welcomed Fluffy and told him stories of the old forest until he fell asleep, dreaming of more magical adventures.
2 answers
2024-11-12 02:31
When was Bedtime Stories made?
Sorry, I can't recall the exact date when Bedtime Stories was made. Maybe you can find the details on the official website of the production company or in related film industry reports.
1 answer
2024-09-27 16:02
How can 'funny ghetto bedtime stories' be made more engaging for kids?
Use vivid descriptions. For example, if the story is about a character in the ghetto, describe their colorful clothes or the unique features of their small apartment. Also, add sound effects like the honking of old cars outside or the creaking of the stairs. This will make the story more immersive.
2 answers
2024-11-07 15:45
What are the elements that make a funny made up bedtime story?
Using silly characters also helps. Picture a unicorn that's afraid of rainbows or a knight whose horse is a giant chicken. These kinds of characters can create humorous situations. And when they interact with the normal world in the story, it adds to the fun. For instance, the unicorn trying to avoid rainbows while all the other animals are chasing them because they think it's a game.
2 answers
2024-11-12 02:42
Can ringtone be made from bedtime stories?
Yes. There are apps that allow you to record or convert parts of bedtime stories into ringtones. You can use a voice recorder on your phone to record yourself reading a bedtime story and then set it as a ringtone. Some audio editing software can also help in cutting and formatting the story part you want as a ringtone.
3 answers
2024-12-01 11:05
Couple bedtime stories are funny
1. The first time he sent a voice message to his girlfriend's mother, there were a lot of problems. For example, it was like this: " Auntie, don't worry. I will definitely take good care of her." In the end, she didn't manage to record it. Then, she continued," Auntie, don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't make a sound." Auntie, stop laughing. Auntie." 2. There was a couple who drew a story about the other party rejecting a lustful request and letting him wash the dishes. It was full of fun and funny elements. 3. There was also a man and a woman. The man was called Lin Huo, and the woman was called Huo Ling. They were childhood sweethearts and loved each other very much. Lin Huo was going to be a soldier for three years. Before they parted ways, they would meet by the river for the last time. Lin Huo asked the Fire Spirit to wait for him to come back. After Fire Spirit gave the hair clip to Lin Huo, he joined the army. They couldn't contact each other for three years. After three years, Lin Huo came back and found out that the Fire Spirit Family was established. He built a house at the place where they last met. More than ten years later, Lin Huo caught a big fish while fishing. After cooking it, he found that there was something hard in the fish's stomach. He opened it and saw that it was unexpected. My glutinous rice cake was back! The story was full of twists and turns. The story of one person and a group of people is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
1 answer
2026-03-05 13:31
What are some great made - up bedtime stories?
One great made - up bedtime story could be about a little fairy named Lily. She lived in a magical forest where the trees had glittery leaves. Every night, she would fly around and sprinkle stardust on the sleeping animals to give them sweet dreams. Another could be a story of a friendly dragon named Blaze. He lived on a far - away mountain but would come down to the village to play with the children. And there could also be a story of a mermaid named Ariel (not the Disney one). She had a special shell that could sing the most beautiful lullabies to calm the stormy seas at night.
3 answers
2024-12-09 17:53
Are there any funny stories in mog bedtime stories?
Yes, there might be a story where Mog tries to catch its own tail. It runs around in circles, making a mess in the house, but in the end it just gives up and takes a nap. It's really funny.
2 answers
2024-11-01 21:43
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