funny sim stories

A 30-year-old Chinese NEET is reincarnated into the body of an otaku that choked to death on instant noodles. As he comes to grips with his new life, he realizes that this world is subtly different from Earth. The denizens of this world are far better looking, and this new world also possesses futuristic technology as well as mysterious Yin Yang masters! After reincarnating, he realized that he was endowed with a miraculous game-like system, which enables him to increase his own stats and transcend the limits of the human body. This system even has a game-breaking ability to save and load in real life! In this new world that’s akin to a 2-D game, he just wants to enjoy life and head for a glorious future... However, he is quickly embroiled in a complex plot. Can he unlock his true potential and utilize his system to break the shackles that confine him and discover the truth about his previous body’s circumstances? Note: This novel have an open ending with multiple possibilities, all fans are welcome to imagine an ending together.

Let her shout out: "Oh handsome and sweet-talking Tokyo gentleman, I must have you. You are mine!" This is the story of how a boy from Iwate Prefecture became a Tokyo gentleman.

This book is a sequel to "Mr CEO, Move On!" To read this book, you have to read the first book to understand many things ______ Lai Jiayi, someone with a fear of man has to play a real-life dating sim game to save her dad's life, but her capture target is someone who still can't forget his deceased lover?! Lai Jiayi has definitely made progress with the capture target, Zhao Yang, but the other remaining players won't just let her be… More and more difficult missions appear, the game updated frequently, bringing a new and challenging setting to the players. The difficulty level is doubled! Can Lai Jiayi win the CEO's heart and win the game? 101 days countdown!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Become a prophet? Recruiting the most outstanding individuals to eradicate demons? Leading the holy army in the extermination of evils? Or you can choose to become the demon lord instead. Create your own subordinates, even shape them according to your wishes. You can also build a dreaded kingdom of darkness and make an army of chaos. You have to pick one of those options in the VR game "Mistrea: A Fantasy Management Sim Game of Light and Dark." The second choice appeals to Ethan Alexander more. To be a good citizen in the real world, he had to follow the rules; why would he do so in a fantasy realm? Thus, in the world of magic and fantastic creatures, he was reborn as Vorn, the demon lord. But that doesn't mean he'll launch campaigns of heinous human slaughter right away. It would be no fun for him to rule over a ruined world. That means that those who worship him will be scarce. He wanted to be adored, hailed and regarded as equal to God by many people. He will keep using methods that are not constrained by any rules. The evil way, but not always violent, and more fun. --------- This story will have some steamy scenes, but those are not the main focus. Main protagonist's women won't get cucked by others. No yuri. I consider this novel a multiple protagonist story. So, there will be POV switches. There will be some dark jokes, so don't be surprised. For some character artworks visit my server: https://discord.gg/ABZFh6cBPM

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

What if you could manage a colony with the power of whispers? Can you put their various abilities and traits to good use? Can you handle the conflict among your colonists so that there is no chaos? Can you make them survive from numerous threats, ranging from wild beasts, nature's waves of anger, other humans, strange creatures, and so on? So, are you ready to meet your colonists? Maybe they are natives who were exiled by their tribe. Or perhaps those who choose to wander alone and eventually tired. It could also be someone from space who landed on a rescue capsule. And there could be people running for safety. Besides those, there are many other backgrounds of life that you can find. Can you guess what kind of stories will unfold? It's all in your hands... Or rather in your whispers. Character illustration by Kruup.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This game has two choices: become a reincarnated hero in another world or receive a duty as a god who guides such people. A man chooses the latter and becomes Raymund, the god of hope. He was tasked to send heroes to grant people's prayers in the mortal world. After his heroes complete various missions, Raymund can choose a new one from the afterlife. That means he can make a harem of badass women! A gorgeous formidable warrior? A cute loli wizard? A sexy ninja, maybe? Or perhaps a lovely woman with a unique job class? The possibilities are endless. However, getting his heroines to complete missions is no easy feat. Raymund still had to think hard and make the right decisions. So, will Raymund and his women be able to answer those prayers?

Eu achei que conseguiria fazer meu casamento sem sexo dar certo. Quem precisa de sexo quando se tem amor, não é? Eu estava errada, redondamente enganada. Acontece que meu marido era capaz de fazer sexo, afinal. Só não comigo. Ele preferia... minha mãe. Eu os peguei na cama juntos. Então eu pensei que deveria pular de uma ponte. Eu conheci um estranho lá. Eu me entreguei a ele por impulso. Depois de uma noite de sexo alucinante, saí da casa dele e pensei que nunca mais o veria. Então fui à festa de noivado da minha tia. Ela exibiu o noivo dela na minha frente. Ele era o estranho. E ele estava prestes a se tornar meu tio.