funny gun stories

Lorenzo Holmes, who arrived in Old Dunling six years ago, now mingles in this city of steel and steam as a private detective. Here he has encountered a strange case. "So, there's something wrong with Wol's body?" "I pierced through his cervical vertebrae... His carotid artery ruptured, massive internal bleeding ensued, and he quickly died, but the bizarre thing happened then." "He should have died... he definitely died, but his heart was still beating, beating wildly. You could say his brain was dead, but the body was still alive, extracting fresh blood from the bullet holes."

【Gunfight + Mystery-solving + Decisive Killing】 I had already been backstabbing the underworld, and now you're telling me I was planted as an undercover cop??? Dean looked at the boss with eyes that would not close in death, scratched his head, and could only take the opportunity to transform into Los Angeles' five-star good citizen—Detective Dean! Ps: There's nothing supernatural, but there is a dark world out of our ordinary reach, filled with assassins, thieves, and all kinds of bizarre cases...

Girl get transforming gun and sets out to fix the world getting harem while she does so. Created using an AI generator posted here so I can reread easier don't care about your opinions will ignore or delete any reviews

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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Used as a sacrifice by his own parents to save his twin brother, Ezra Ashenlocke awakens to a nightmare known as the Trial of Steel. A child-soldier operation that started with one command. “Assemble your guns. Kill or be killed.” He realizes this is no test. . . It’s a massacre. But unlike the others, Ezra gains the ability to see fragments of memories from a life lived in another world. The life of a weapons engineer, a hardened soldier who spent years designing tools of war in a different world from his. Those memories—the only path for his new body to turn from prey into predator. Now, Ezra must use everything he has learned, and everything he will learn to survive the trial and the dangers waiting far beyond it. In the land known as the Country of Alchemy, Britannia he begins his path to master the art of Gun Alchemy. Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/GYASYd4cDM

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Enemies to lovers ✔️ Tension ✔️ High stakes ✔️ Smut ✔️ Kairen Kurov-Shin is poison in silk. A spoiled prince with too much power, too little restraint, and a habit of running straight into danger. He should’ve stayed hidden. Viktor Volkov doesn’t care who he protects, as long as the pay is good and the job stays quiet. But this job? This boy? He’s loud, reckless, infuriating and so goddamn pretty when he’s begging for control or clawing to take it. Assigned as the prince’s shadow, Viktor is supposed to guard him, tame him… maybe even end him. But nothing about Kairen goes to plan. Not the first kiss. Not the second. Not the way he tastes like violence and ruin. And definitely not the way Viktor keeps coming back for more. There are rules. There’s a timeline. There’s a gun in his hand and a name on his kill list. But when desire becomes a weapon, and love starts to look like war... The question is no longer can he pull the trigger? It’s what happens when he doesn’t? support me on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cw/Rosesarepink

Darius Holt is the future CEO of his father’s company, but there’s a couple things he can’t tell his dad, like the fact that he’s an alpha and also that he went downtown and had sex with an omega he doesn’t know in a nightclub disdained by the social elite. And when his new assistant Owen Mitchell shows up, life gets a whole lot more interesting. Noah Callahan has invested every day of his life since high school into becoming a doctor. He’s always been able to keep his personal life as Darius Holt’s best friend seperate from his professional life as an ER doctor. He’s also pretty sure he’s straight, so when he starts to fall in love with Camille LeVieux, he begins to question everything. Sario Holt has lived his life in his older brother’s shadow. Just when he thinks he’s gotten away from Darius’ world, an impromptu meeting with the prickly hacker Marlowe makes him consider staying just a little while longer…maybe forever. Pandi Yaruban is a man most people know as a kind, gentle therapist. He listens to others share their troubles yet never vents his own. But thanks to his media-loving ex-wife, Pandi’s personal life is suddenly dragged into the spotlight. Then Zayvier King enters stage left, and Pandi realizes that his dreams of a quiet life are very much over. While his sibling Zay is out collecting fame and medals and a boyfriend, Ezekiel King feels stuck after living in captivity for 13 years. He wants to find and obtain custody of his ten kids, but a combination of their trauma and his own makes matters difficult. An accidental run-in with his high school sweetheart Jimin Hwang sends a shockwave through his entire world, and he begins to believe he might deserve a love story after all. - - - - - - - Hey, all! I’m working with Sara, an artist who works for professional writers and currently has a grand offer going on. Anyone who goes to her, mentioning my name, will get art at half price! Here’s her Instagram: sara_mark767 And also her Discord: sara_mark1