konoha bashing badass sakura fanfic

Chiba Hakushi transmigrates to Konoha, Without any knowledge of the comics of Naruto, he considers the village is nothing but a base for a large Ponzi scheme. Shocked by the fact that even children here will be sent to the battlefield, Chiba decides to run for his life ASAP.

After crossing, I arrived in Naruto World, um, I was planning to start a life against the sky, but I found that I was not in Konoha. If it is not in Konoha, there is no blood of the Otsutsuki Clan, then I will only be a cannon fodder. Ding! Your golden finger has arrived. Very good, my golden finger is here, my life against the sky is about to start. The powerful clans are all in Konoha? No problem, I'll find a way to dig them. Konoha has the most girls? No problem, I'll find a way to dig them. Konoha has the most talents? No problem, I'll find a way to dig them. Konoha has the most moths? No prob... um, let's leave some for the others, it's not good to be too greedy. Although I have traveled to other Shinobi Village, my goal is to hollow out Konoha! ------------------------------------- Disclaimer: This is just a translated version of the Chinese Web Novel! I am not the author of Naruto: Our Goal Is To Dig Every Corner of Konoha, I am just translating the story. you can read the original work here : https://wap.faloo.com/682476.html --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuy Update 1 chapter/day

This time, the soul-transferred Naruto no longer worries about his lineage and ignores those strange looks, binding himself to the 'Take It Easy System'. [Option 1: Pursue Sakura. Reward: S-Rank Ninjutsu.] [Option 2: Pursue Hinata, avoid ten years of detours. Reward: Kyubi’s approval (you can use Kyubi’s Chakra at will)] Is that even a question? Naruto decisively chooses Hinata. Naruto fishes by the river, and Mizuki suddenly appears. Mizuki: "Naruto, do you want to become stronger?" [Option 1: Refuse Mizuki’s invitation and tell him to get lost. Reward: Full level Fishing Mastery.] [Option 2: Accept Mizuki’s invitation and steal the Scroll of Seals. Reward: Impure World Reincarnation (Incomplete)] Naruto: Is there even a choice? Sandaime Hokage: "Where tree leaves dance... one shall find flames... the fire's shadow will illuminate the village... and once again tree leaves shall bud anew." Naruto: "Smooth!" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are advanced chapters there

The live stream interrupted the Chunin Exams. Show two completely different lives of Naruto Uzumaki! Naruto from the original world was suspected of growing up by eating Kotoamatsukami. From a despised, bottom-ranked fox demon to the revered Seventh Hokage who relied on his persuasive words and basic martial arts skills. Naruto in a parallel world: He has shown normal human thinking since he can remember. While striving to improve themselves, they also kept a record of their enemies. They only await the future reckoning with Konoha. Upon learning of his origins, he single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan. Tobirama Senju: Naruto Uzumaki, born evil! He actually dared to flirt with Tsuna right in front of us?! Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, we are already dead. Madara Uchiha: Black Zetsu, please die first. Kushina Uzumaki: As expected of my son, I must rebuild the Land of Whirlpools! Minato Namikaze: So I am Minato Senju. Kaguya Otsutsuki: I understand the reasoning, but why is it that even I...

"Introduce yourself!" The smile on Aoba's face slowly converged, and he became extremely serious, which made his face in the shadow of the backlight even more terrifying. "My name is Yamanaka Aoba, fourteen years old and live in the Anbu dormitory. I work in the Konohagakure Intelligence Division and live an ordinary quiet life every day..." Aoba transmigrated to the world of Naruto, became an ordinary Yamanaka clan member. Due to his frail body, the clan arranged for him to become Anbu in the Konohagakure Intelligence Division and conduct mind-reading interrogation work. When he didn't know how to pass the level, he awakened the Mind Reading System. Not only could he read memory, but he could also get rewards! Aoba learned from the memories of those who need to be interrogated that the ninja world was far more dangerous than he imagined, so he decided to grow wretchedly in the Konohagakure Intelligence Division and would never waver before becoming invincible ninja world. Ten years later, the Kyuubi Rampage broke out. Seeing that Kyuubi's claws were about to smash the Konohagakure Intelligence Division, Aoba had no choice but to make a move. "Kyuubi, you are too strong. You should still be sealed!" This is translated novel. Release Schedule: 7+ Chapters / Week Bonus chapter every ten 5 stars review!! Translator site: readfanfic . com P atreon: p atreon.co m/FL_Behind

[Naruto + Single Heroine + Invincible + Slice of Life + System + Comedy] [Synopsis] Transmigrating into early Konoha without a bloodline or golden finger sounded like a death sentence. Now, it is Year 11—five years after its founding. Torifū has inherited the "Clan Head" title of the Kumotsuru Clan, consisting of exactly one member: him. Knowing the brutal First Shinobi War is six years away and Hashirama will die before it starts, Torifū has a plan: emulate background survivors Homura and Koharu. He will lay low, act like an extra, outlive the legends, and eventually slap Boruto while forcing him to call him "Great-Granddaddy." Just living and dying peacefully. It was the perfect "salted fish" strategy—until a System appeared. [Ding—Detected keyword: 'peaceful life.' Activating the Peaceful Life System.] Torifū expected a lazy cheat, but this system is a total scam. Shady and chaotic, its only goal is to torpedo his retirement. Binding his strength to "Peace Value" and "Chaos Value," it drags him into the spotlight to prevent "Chaos Events" threatening Konoha. [Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Uchiha Madara’s Revenge." Reward: Ice Release!] [Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Stop the Nine-Tails Rebellion." Reward: ........] [Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Preempt the Fourth Ninja War." Reward: .........] While Torifū just wants a nap and to avoid getting smashed into a kidney stone by Hashirama’s True Several Thousand Hands, he is shoved onto the front lines of every disaster, doing clean-up duty for a world of legends and lunatics. Worse yet, the ninja world completely misunderstands his attempts to slack off: Senju Hashirama: “Torifū is the true guardian of Konoha! His power shames even my own!” Senju Tobirama: “His strategic mind saved my life. He is the definition of a true shinobi.” Sarutobi Hiruzen: “He refuses the title, but Torifū is the greatest Hokage we never had.” Shimura Danzo: “Forget Root! Under his glorious shadow, I'm building a gacha game empire!” [Disclaimer & Reader Advisory] Please read these notes regarding the novel's direction: 1. Status: Original is Incomplete and on indefinite hiatus, stopping at Chapter 1867. 2. Genre Shift: It starts with Naruto action but shifts heavily into a slow-paced Slice-of-Life. It is NOT action-packed. If you dislike this genre, please don't read—and if you do, please don't leave a negative review, lol. 3. Non-Harem/Matchmaking Fetish: The author plays matchmaker for side characters and OCs (shipping Tsunade x Dan, alt Tsunade x Jiraiya, OC x OC) in later chapters. Author has a matchmaking fetish. Maybe it's standard for SOL genre? IDK. 4. Art & Modern Tech: The author loves art. Later chapters focus on the MC building an Art Academy, train networks, and modern infrastructure. There are no wars or missions. It builds a Utopia where ninja development stops, people lose interest, and the creed dies like the samurai. This is heavily implied. 5. Personal Note: I dislike slice-of-life/random matchmaking, so this direction didn't appeal to me. I wanted to drop translating around chapter 600 but kept going purely for the readers. If you want high-stakes battles of wits, you will be disappointed. Read at your own discretion! Raws: 木叶：平静生活的我让系统背刺了 English Title: Konoha: I, Who Lived a Peaceful Life, Was Backsabbed by the System Author: Yu玉 (Yuyu) Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/claychampion

Uchiha Yoichi has a special ability: his talents change regularly. [Empty-handed Blade Catching]: When you swing a blade, your main target will unconditionally go down on one knee, clasping the blade between their hands. When they release the blade depends on when you withdraw it, but doing so will deplete all your strength. [Turn Enemies into Friends], which instantly raises the favorability of someone hostile to you to 99, but you must compliment and flatter them for three hours, or else the favorability will drop to -99.] [Eating speed increased five times using nostrils], [Stomach defense and weight increased tenfold], [Can eat extremely spicy food but not sugar]...

Reincarnated into the Naruto world as the last heir of the forgotten Gekkō Clan, Hoshiyomi only wanted a quiet life. One year later, he stands above Madara Uchiha, blade in hand. "Back then, Might Guy nearly ended everything with one kick. So me, cutting through Limbo with a sword? No big deal." With the Swordheart System, he’ll master every blade, rewrite destiny, and forge a new legend in the ninja world.

Okazumi Tsutomu lived an ordinary life, but it was in death that his life would truly start. Tsutomu is given the chance to reincarnate in Naruto's world as Haruno Sakura with cheats. Unfortunately for him, he is given the wrong character template cheat due to a clerical error: the Let’s Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~ Manyuu Chifusa Breast Flow System. With this joke of a system that allows her to steal other women's breasts, can the new Sakura survive until the end of the story? Or is there more to Breast Flow than meets the eye? Read and find out! (This will mostly be a comedy, so don't expect too much degeneracy or smut lol)

A Young man who died of an incurable disease in his late teen finds himself in the world of Naruto before the first great shinobi war. He wasn't blessed with a system like he had read in the stories, however, what he had was a body that could endlessly absorb a form of energy far superior to Chakra. The only limit to his potential being time. This is a translation of a completed work. Author：余青衣