poop fanfiction

The most legendry story in all of fiction and reality!!! The story of the Epic Adventures of Powerful Golden Poop Twilight Fantasies and Poop!!! First chapter is kinda ass but other than that ıt's (i think) pretty good.

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I'm gonna be straight with you people i can't Write so sure this book will be titled porn book cuz idk how to change the name but its staying so ha. Got off point there but this book is just gonna be a huge ass joke could be porn eventually you'll find out if you read this amazing book. Also if you get offended with the title of the chapters im sorry don't mean to offend you. eat a egg before reading

Rencarnated Into DC with Deadpools powers plus some ice powers see how he surives Main character wont be op, well maybe later one but straight away no cause i not a major fan of that also no harem, he might have 1 or 2 girls and maybe sleep around at the start but i realy cant see supee humans sharing that well haha humans are bad at that before making eveything super haha if you enjoy the first few chapters let me know and i will write more i can probs bash 2 chapters a night if im into it but if no one likes it im happy to ditch it cause im lazy :) don't own anything

The main character unintentionally fell into the world of martial arts. At first, he is confused and desperate to survive, but as time goes by, he becomes stronger in Moorim and travels through Moorim with the determination to create his own harem.

Marcus Garcia life was filled with nothing but hardship and pain. When he finally dies he has a new life filled with family and loved ones until due to greed and fear it is all taken away in a bloody massacre.

He somehow got 'reincarnated' (again) into a variant of kid version of Wade Wilson who just got kidnapped and experimented into the abomination they called Weapon XI. Not if he could do a anything about it! there is not gonna be a 'Weapon XI' in this universe!!! - 'So its seems I got a bunch of voices in my head now, Are all Deadpool get this voices? I knew the comic ones does!' 'You know we could hear you right?' 'Shut up Thought 2, I am sypnosis-ing here!' 'WHY AM I THOUGHT 2?' 'We sucks at sypnosis-ing...' 'Why did I have a feeling we are already done this before?' 'Hey, I don't think I am actually Deadpool, Am I?' 'You did get his power and craziness, plus your name is Wade afterall,' 'But, is that who I think he is? how is that guy looks like Ryan Reynolds and I don't?' 'MAXIMUM EFFORTS!!!' - Just some whacky, fucked up stories about love, families, and self-discoveries. Pardon my grammar and language, I am writing this while high, well formerly high. This is a rewrite of the my retired old fanfic. Btw, he is not really Deadpool if you catch the sypnosis lil bit, well kinda? I didn't draw the cover, I took it from pinterest and the artist is @luoman19921 on twitter cause this is exactly what I picture what he look like.

join Harry as he adventures through canon so that he can live in peace and debauchery

Rheese looked at his face once again, she thought he is just joking but the stern look on his angelic face is telling her it is true. He grabbed the drinks from the bartender and ordered some more drank it all in one gulp. Put it down and looked at her once again. He stood up and walked away. Rheese never thought of him walking away from her. "Go chase him but you may not win back his heart the bartender advised." "20 dollars for your honesty," Rheese answered. She walked towards her car then suddenly she heard the ambulance racing the road as if someone just met an accident. She hurriedly reached for her phone and called Mike, but he did not answer. She was about to chase the ambulance when she saw right in the corner Celine hugging him tightly. Her heart crushed. She felt her knees tremble. She hid herself. Her glaze followed Mike's car as it moved out from the building... She only heard a voice shouting "That lady! help! someone help!

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.