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Transmigrating into the world of One Piece, Mordred awakens the [Multiverse Mischief Lottery System]. As long as he causes chaos and earns enough Amazing Points, he can draw legendary treasures from countless worlds at will. Blacklight Virus on the very first draw? Then let a biological crisis erupt across the seas! As the Navy flees in terror and pirates cry for their parents, Mordred watches with a wicked smile as the astonishment value on his panel skyrockets. He draws an Iron Man suit, becoming an armor fanatic who boasts about constructing a space carrier capable of crushing a Buster Call with a single strike. He draws a Naruto ninjutsu, conjuring a massive Rasengan high above Mary Geoise while mocking the World Nobles: “How many floors do you have to carry a bag of rice up before you understand true pain?” And that is only the beginning. Disguised as various powerful figures from different realms, Mordred rampages through the pirate world without restraint. As the order of the seas collapses, the Five Elders finally lose their composure: “Where did this monster come from?!” Visit my Patreon to read up to 128 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/laktozlu

Before the old ones came to power there were whispers of a being so powerful that it brought all deities fear just with the mention of its name. Known to be the first being to come into being the Titan was feared by all. His very name calls his attention to the speaker. The last old one to leave this world was said to have spoken his name and fled hoping to call him down upon humanity in one final act of revenge. The old one was never heard from again.......

Rowan transmigrates to the Yu-Gi-Oh universe and awakens the “Strongest Duel Depression System,” starting off with a downright toxic deck. By inflicting depression on your opponent, you can obtain "emotion points" from them, which can be exchanged for various card decks and abilities from the system. Extreme damage-dealing decks, insidious mind-game decks, even the ability to perceive card spirits and manifest them into reality… "Dueling is all about bringing a little… ‘despairing smile’ towards your opponent.”

Alexander Harris guardian of slayers. Crossover: Justice League of America Disclaimer: This is owned by so many people, and none of them are me.

Roan Holt made one bad deal with something that predated the Slayer line, the Watcher's Council, and every classification system currently running on the Hellmouth. What he got was not a gift — it was a consequence. Soul-bonded modifications with no entry in any Watcher's archive, abilities that emerged because his body had to adapt to what now lives inside it, and a prophetic blank that makes every oracle in the known cosmological order miss him entirely. He is the hardest thing in Sunnydale to kill that no one has thought to look for. Faith is spiraling. Kendra's death is coming. The Angel soul question sits like a wrongly-witnessed contract. He knows the ledger of his non-interventions better than anyone. The Council's anomaly specialist is on the way — and Roan Holt is exactly the kind of problem their procedures were never designed to handle.

Nanna was reborn in the world of Naruto but only awakened her memories at the age of 25, now she was a Milf Uchiha, she had two children and her husband was just a weak guy at the chunnin level of the Uchiha clan, she knew her clan was about to be destroyed by Itachi, but a system woke up and she could gain XP and items by cheating on her husband, to protect her children she can only be a good bitch

MC dies in a car accident, and is taken by Janus the good of door's, Chaos amongst other things, and Eris the goddess of Chaos and sex. MC gets to chose two cheats and he picks two options that he fondly remembers from an animated series, but there's a twist as it turns out our MC is the reincarnation of a being that was once a Hell Dimension Emporer God King of an anime themed hell dimension, will his magical might be used for good or evil, will mc get all the hot Buffyverse babes? I don't know but let's find out.

Damien arrives in Sunnydale with his mother, both hoping for a fresh start. The town looks postcard‑perfect—sunny streets, cheerful houses, and friendly neighbors—but Damien immediately senses something is off. The brightness feels too clean, too staged, as if hiding shadows beneath the surface.

Seemingly, reincarnated in the same world but in a female body and in another country? Not to worry, apparently, it's actually Twilight, and I'm the main character, even though I don't quite feel like it. The world is trying to make it romance story fit for the books, but I don't support the notion. Grapeshot or Twilight for those who are into women [ This fanfiction is a Twilight + IRL Mythologies + Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The story is a prequel to Weissweise and Solium Excidium, if you are not afraid of minor spoilers, you should read others as well Also it's a start of multi crossover and slightly crackish because of the sarcastic nature of the main character. ]

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.