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Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story

Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in a body that wasn't yours? A much, much younger body? I can't say that I had ever given it much thought. That was until one night when a patient entered the ER where I was working at and shot me point blank in the head. You know, if he wanted a second opinion, all he had to do was ask. But that's besides the point... Some how, some way, I work up in a strange hospital with a woman that looked suspiciously like my mother holding my hand and crying. Over joyed to see her, it took me a few minutes to realize that I was no longer the 25 year old, successful doctor at one of the most prestigious hospitals in the world. Nope, I was a 6 year old girl that for a moment... wanted her mother. When the apocalypse comes, it is everyone for themselves. I have three choices: do I fight for what I want? Will I run away and hide, or will I freeze when the demons of my past come back to haunt me? You might know me as the Healer, but this is my story to tell. ------ Fight, Flight, or Freeze is the second novel in the Rebirth in the Apocalypse series, this time featuring the Healer: Wang Tian Mu and her men. You won't have to read the first one to be able to understand this one, and she is not going to stay a child for the whole thing. Li Dai Lu and her guys will be popping in occasionally, but this is strictly Wang Tian Mu's story! I hope you enjoy! Other Novels: Rebirth In the Apocalypse: Third Time's A Charm (Completed) Star's Ships (Completed) Part Of Your World (Completed) Dancing with Monsters (Completed) As Silent As A Mouse (Completed) Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse Novel (Completed) The Witch In The Woods: The Transmigration of Hazel-Anne Davis (Ongoing) Seraphina's Revenge (Ongoing) Find me on Discord: devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289)
Sci-fi
372 Chs
Phoenix Flight

Phoenix Flight

Wondrous magic, powerful artifacts, and ancient bloodlines. Vast riches, deep dungeons, raging wars, beautiful women, handsome men, magical animals, and secrets waiting to be found. Davi Hawker doesn't care about any of that. After losing everything in ice and flame, Davi Hawker sets out on a quest to slay the evil Dragon that brought ruin to his village.  Olivia Lot, a girl said to possess the weakest type of magic, blood magic, dreams of one day leaving her village and becoming an Arcane Knight—powerful soldiers who explore dungeons and slay monsters.  Destined for greatness, these two meet and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. *** Expectations: Weak to Strong, gathering of powers, skills, and spells. Mild LitRPG elements eventually, involving small stats, unlocking and evolving spells, buying spells, and gathering loot and magic items. There won't be traditional EXP. Two Main Characters, Davi and Olivia, who will get equal growth. Extremely Slowburn Throuple Romance. Bisexual female protagonist, Olivia, is into both boys and girls, and seeks an open relationship. Shadow magic/Blood Magic, Magical Beasts, Dragons, Demons, more magic, and yet even more magic. Eventual world hopping/exploring, due to extra-dimensional portals. Hopefully, decent world-building, mixing Knights and Sci-Fi elements. *** Please support me on Patreon. You can read 20 chapters (or 2 months) ahead, as well as get bonus content and side stories early. All support helps me.
Fantasy
207 Chs
Flight of the Draykes

Flight of the Draykes

Welcome to the Flight of the Draykes. This novel is a System-based sword and magic Western Fantasy with elements of gamelit (Dungeons) and eastern cultivation (The system). Genre: Fantasy, Historical, Action, Adventure, and a sprinkle of Romance with Comedy. Pacing: Slow at first till chapter 30 before becoming a rollercoaster. Known Issues: Ages of the Protagonist and allies at the start. NOTE: THE AGES IN THIS NOVEL ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR ACTUAL MATURITY. THEY ARE PROTEANS, NOT HUMANS. Also, if you're looking for smut, this novel isn't for you. Not in the slightest. On a fewer caps note: The age maturity thing is integral to the plot and it will be explained rationally as the books go along. You are free to guess why that is. Synopsis: Book 1 presents to you the world of Protos. Protos is the land of the blessed. Its inhabitants are of many races, but most of them have diminished in the long wars against the beasts that also inhabit Protos. This has led to humanity becoming the dominant species and eventually, all other races, including the beasts, have been banished to pockets of land where they survive on meager existences. However, Protos was destined not to be peaceful as the inhabitants could only fight off the beasts with the help of warforce. A bloodline system that allows them to activate their war potential and battle fiercely. Now, with the beasts defeated and the other races diminished, humanity - having no common foe to fight turned upon itself, for war was in their blood and they again shed their blood in rivers. As the years passed, kingdoms and empires rose and fell and eventually stabilized into an uneasy peace until - 300 years ago, the world went through yet another change. A change where the wielders of warforce now possessed additional powers that had been lost for millennia. These powers changed the face of war again and conflict, which was dying down, reignited madly. In this world was born Faustus Drayke, Scion of House Drayke - which, in turn, was the frontier protector of The Kingdom of Leon. Fate decreed him to be unimportant. His Destiny and the desperate prophecy of a powerless girl decreed that he will be an immortal. Set in the backdrop of betrayal, honor, and loyalty - Follow the tale of Faustus Drayke as he forges his destiny and becomes an immortal. For himself, he has to fulfill the prophecy. For the world, he better fulfill the prophecy. `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` The inspiration for this book came from Smoke is a Path's TotRL - which has unfortunately been discontinued. I have no interest in finishing others' stories, but I love creating my own. So I took inspiration from TotRL and I created this vast original overreaching world of over 20 books, with each book being around 200 chapters. Expect the full story to be close to 4000 chapters. Release Schedule: 3 chapters a day. 11:30 am - Eastern Standard Time - 1st Chapter 01:00 pm - Eastern Standard Time - 2nd Chapter 02:30 pm - Eastern Standard Time - 3rd Chapter All timings are subject to + or - 30 minutes. If you like this series, please do support me by leaving reviews that help me improve my writing, comments that inspire me to keep writing harder, and ratings that allow this series to be seen by more people. Thank you very much and cheers all! Horizon out. Current Arc: Arc 3 of Book 1 DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/FQHKb63tyW
Fantasy
185 Chs
The funny flight attendant novel recommendation
The following are some recommended funny flight attendant novels that are suitable for girls to read: 1. " Spare My Life, Your Majesty ": This novel was published on Qidian Chinese website. The author was the Talking Elbow. Although it didn't specifically mention that it was a story about a flight attendant, according to the description, this novel has particularly imaginative wording and funny jokes that might meet your needs. Please note that the novels recommended above may not be specifically about funny flight attendants, but they have funny elements that may bring you some joy and a relaxing reading experience.
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2025-01-07 19:04
Can you share a funny flight attendant story?
Sure! Once, a flight attendant was demonstrating the use of the oxygen mask. As she was putting it on, her hair got caught in the strap. She ended up looking like she had a strange new hairdo while trying to keep a straight face and continue with the safety instructions. It made all the passengers chuckle.
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2024-11-09 13:52
Is 'The Flight Attendant' a true story?
No, it's not. 'The Flight Attendant' is a fictional story created for entertainment purposes.
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2024-10-12 12:07
Funny flight attendant novels recommend girls
The following are some recommended funny flight attendant novels that are suitable for girls to read: 1. " Spare My Life, Your Majesty ": This novel was published on Qidian Chinese website. The author was the Talking Elbow. Although it didn't specifically mention that it was a story about a flight attendant, according to the description, this novel has particularly imaginative wording and funny jokes that might meet your needs. 2. The author of this novel was Gu Mu Shuang. The story was about the protagonist accepting a contract and becoming the fiancée of the dying young master of the Li family. There are many funny plots and humorous conversations in the story that might bring you joy. 3. " Could it be that someone really thinks that it's difficult to cultivate immortality?" This was a Xianxia novel by the author, Dark Night. Although there was no explicit mention of flight attendants, the novel was set in the context of immortal cultivation. The protagonist entered the Clear Sky Daoist Sect to learn and cultivate. There are many funny plots and humorous conversations in the story that might bring you joy. I hope that the novels recommended above can meet your needs for funny flight attendant novels.
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2025-01-12 23:47
Tell me another funny gay flight attendant story.
A gay flight attendant I know once had a passenger who was very shy. The attendant noticed the passenger was trying to read a gay - themed novel but was hiding it. So, the attendant casually sat beside the passenger and said, 'That's a great book! I've read it three times.' They ended up having a long chat about books and the passenger became much more comfortable for the rest of the flight.
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2024-11-17 21:06
Can you share a funny gay flight attendant story?
Sure. There was this gay flight attendant who always added a touch of sass to the safety announcements. Instead of the usual dull voice, he'd make it super dramatic, like he was performing on a Broadway stage. Once, when demonstrating the oxygen masks, he said, 'Now, darlings, if this thing drops, just put it on like it's the latest fashion accessory!' His flamboyant style made the whole flight a lot more fun.
3 answers
2024-11-17 16:18
Can you share some flight attendant funny stories?
Sure. Once a flight attendant was demonstrating the use of the oxygen mask. As she was putting it on, her hair got caught in it and she looked like a crazy alien for a moment. The passengers couldn't help but laugh.
3 answers
2024-11-01 01:28
What are some of the most memorable flight attendant funny stories?
One time, a flight attendant was walking down the aisle with a tray of drinks. Suddenly, the plane hit a bit of turbulence and all the drinks on the tray started to slide. She managed to catch most of them, but one cup ended up on a passenger's head. Fortunately, it was just water and everyone had a big laugh.
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2024-10-31 23:41
Can you share some funny flight attendant stories?
Sure! Once, a flight attendant was demonstrating the use of oxygen masks. As she was putting on the mask, she accidentally pulled it too hard and it snapped back and hit her in the face. She just laughed it off and continued with the safety instructions, which made all the passengers chuckle.
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2024-11-16 07:12
Can you share some funny flight attendant stories?
There was a flight where a flight attendant was taking meal orders. A passenger asked for a very special and complicated meal that wasn't on the menu. The attendant managed to whip up something similar from the available ingredients in the galley and presented it to the passenger with a big smile. The passenger was so impressed and the whole incident added some fun to the flight.
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2024-12-14 20:10
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