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When Sang Xia bumps into her ex-boyfriend, he says furiously, “Sang Xia, there are so many women in the world. Call me a dog if I still like you!” She turns around without any hesitation and suddenly, he barks from behind her. The whole world knows how crazily in love Rong Zhan is with Sang Xia. Someone asks, “Master Zhan, how does Sister-in-law deserve your love so shamelessly?” Rong Zhan answers lazily, “Just that one reason…?” He stares at a certain woman and laughs suddenly. She's left speechless. F*ck, does this man have any shame? This is an interesting and fun story of an all-powerful gangster boss shamelessly pursing his wife.

【Transmigration + Famine Escape + Farming + Infrastructure】Professional white-collar worker Xiao Cheng accidentally dies while saving a drowning child and transmigrates to a small mountain village, believing she's in a farming story. However, the system says, "Host, we need to survive by completing tasks first." What? Fighting tigers? No, no, isn't that Wu Song's thing? I can't do that! What do you mean we have to migrate? I've just gotten my footing and you want me to move? Oh! Foreign enemies are invading? Then pack up quickly and run. What about becoming a City Lord? Too troublesome. I just want to be a slacker. Being a concubine? Get lost, you average guy, dreaming in broad daylight! Something or other every single day! I'm done, I want to retire and enjoy a leisurely life with my family! ----- However, the system doesn't allow it and keeps popping up to demand attention, "Host, hurry, there's another task. If you don't do it, you'll be erased." "You lousy system, I want to apply for retirement." System, "Host, your application has been processed and rejected." It's infuriating, how is this never-ending? I'm going to complain to Ah Mo......

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[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

It is a collection of some of the best adult stories that were available on the internet and some I wrote, so the credit goes to them and a little to me, so enjoy while it's still work or flow...

Summary Hacker God Mo is the Number 1 Hacker from the 21st Century. Reborn in the Interstellar era, he was an ancient man from thousands of years ago. His ambition is to shine the name of God Mo in the interstellar era. As for his Male God, he is a famous Marshal who sits in the top platform of Gods: a noble and cold person. To protect his little chrysanthemum, Wu ZiMo decided to pretend to be an ordinary person. Let’s see how long can Wu ZiMo can protect his chrysanthemum… I mean, his identity as an ordinary person. Associated Names MPCD [星际]元帅请淡定 Author Mo Tu 莫土 Tags Aliens Army Beast Companions Futuristic Setting Genius Protagonist Hackers Handsome Male Lead Hidden Abilities Love Interest Falls in Love First Loyal Subordinates Military Older Love Interests Outer Space Pets Popular Love Interests Possessive Characters Power Couple Previous Life Talent Programmer Strong Love Interests Transmigration

Devil’s Bedtime Stories An Anthology of One-Shot Horror Tales > “Not all stories are meant to be told at night. Some were never meant to be told at all…” Behind every nightmare lies a truth that someone tried to bury. In this collection of twisted horror one-shots, each volume opens the door to a different darkness— where hotel rooms rewrite your soul, shadows remember your name, and monsters don’t hide under your bed... they tuck you in. From cursed lakes and haunted towns to devils disguised as bedtime storytellers, every tale in this anthology is a slow, inescapable descent into madness, dread, and the chilling possibility that you were never alone to begin with. Once you open this book, you're already part of the story. And the Devil never forgets his readers. This is not a book for sleep. This is a book for those who want to know what's waiting in the dark... For those who are ready to stop pretending the whisper under their bed was the wind. For those who understand: > Once you start reading… you can’t unread what follows. --- SERIES FORMAT: Each Volume = One Complete Horror Story Every Release = A New Devil’s Bedtime Tale No Endings Are Safe. No Truth Is Entirely Buried. Every Story Is a Doorway You Choose to Open. --- > “Once you read it, it knows you. Once you dream it, it never leaves.”

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

[Warning! Slice of Life at Core!] "Are you trying to tell me that the man who made the entire Northern continent tremble works in a flimsy bar? And he's a Water Mage???" The Emperor asked his knight. "Yes, sir. I saw him with my own eyes. He has two pet dragons and—" "Good gods! The legendary dragons that historically disdain humans as his pets?! We must have this man as our own at all cost!" The Emperor screamed in amusement, "Say, when you approached this man to speak with him, what was his reaction?" The knight gulped. "He... offered my men and I drinks, and told us to tell you, the Emperor, to visit his bar sometime." The Emperor's eyes widened, and narrowed back as he smiled. "Well, I just might." ______ Maxwell Duvon Belognia was once a reject, kicked out of his noble house for his lack of talent. His noble family was one that had produced reputable flame mages for ages, and Maxwell, who had an affinity to the water element, was a good-for-nothing. Disowned by his family, he ventured out into the world to build his own solid ground, and discovered that his talent in the path of water was much more than his family had ever imagined. Along his journey, he made friends that he loved more than his own blood, allies that could give their lives up just for his sake, and the best of all — he fell in love with a woman who gave him her heart and her soul. Until an unfortunate, world ending disaster struck on his world, ending everything dear to Maxwell in just a few seconds, including the love of his life. Luckily — or unluckily — Maxwell and his friend barely survived, thrust into a different, ruthless world where they had to grow stronger and struggle to survive. Years later, they became transcendent beings who ventured into the vast cosmos where they still fought to claim a place. They became gods. During all his years of constant struggling, fighting and ascending, Maxwell never forgot the love he lost. Regret ate at him. If only he was strong as he was now that he steadily approached the end of his being. Just when he thought his soul would fade away without ever seeing his love again... "Why don't we break one of the ten absolute rules proffered by the Celestial King?" His friend suggested. Maxwell's eyes widened. "What rule?" "Regression." And so, after fighting to go against the will of fate and the heavens themselves, Maxwell's soul finally regressed with eons worth of knowledge to the time when he was just a mortal, kicked out of his noble house. The best part? All his divine authorities as a god — although weakened — were still linked to his soul, including his pocket dimension which held his treasures. And because of this, to the eyes of everyone in his world, Maxwell was a ridiculously overpowered being. As news of this enigmatic, overpowered water mage spread amongst the four continents of the world Cryst, every monarch and every major power desired him for themselves. But the man in question? "I've lived a life full of suffering, battles and wars. Now, with this second chance, I just want to live a calm life. To do that, I'll have to stop the world-ending disaster coming in a few years. But for now..." He opened the door to his bar, smiling as he gazed at his customers which consisted of legendary mages, legendary mercenaries, divine healers, knights and the rest, all waiting to recruit him. Finally, his warm gaze rested on his wife, waiting for him behind the counter. "This is enough." ______________________ Ahem–! 50 powerstones = 1 extra chapters ‎100 powerstones = 2 extra chapters ‎50 Golden tickets = 5 extra chapters ‎A castle = 10 extra chapters