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Chu Feng transmigrates to the vast and mysterious Xuantian Continent, a world where strength determines everything. But unlike others, he can’t cultivate at all. Just when it seems like he’s destined to remain weak and irrelevant, he suddenly awakens a strange system—one that allows him to grow stronger by accepting disciples. Lacking any real knowledge of cultivation techniques, Chu Feng does the only thing he can: he bluffs. He starts recruiting disciples using made-up martial arts and nonsense teachings, hoping to trick the system into making him stronger. What he never expected was that his disciples would take his nonsense seriously—and actually master the techniques he invented. Not just that, they go on to become terrifyingly powerful, shaking the world with their strength. A hundred years later, as his disciples stand at the peak of the cultivation world, one by one becoming legendary Emperors, Chu Feng can only look on in disbelief and mutter: “I made up those techniques… how did you all become Emperors?” ================================================================ Why You Should Read This: The main character doesn’t become overpowered overnight. This isn’t one of those stories where the protagonist takes in one disciple and instantly starts dominating everyone. Chu Feng has to build his strength gradually, and his progress feels earned. It avoids the usual face-slapping, power-trip routine. In the early chapters, you won’t find constant revenge arcs or exaggerated drama. The story takes its time and lets the world—and characters—develop naturally. There’s a subtle layer of humor. The contrast between Chu Feng’s nonsense teachings and the dead-serious disciples who actually succeed with them adds a light, clever touch that keeps the story fun without turning into full comedy. It plays with familiar cultivation tropes while adding a twist. If you’re used to reading xianxia or progression fantasy, you’ll recognize the structure—but this novel bends the formula in some refreshing ways.

I find myself reincarnated into Martial Peak as the son of Yang Kai. And grow up inside his Small Universe, Void World. Until the point I am brought out to help fight the Ink Clan. With a unique Birth and unique techniques. I forge a path in the world, while also making characters actually as strong as they should be. Like Yang Kai. Life is like a pitcher in baseball. Sometimes it comes right for you, other times they you a curveball. However, you are still at the plate until you strike out. This is what happens here. Let's enjoy the ride shall we.

Countless Heroic Spirits descended upon modern Earth, marking the beginning of the Heroic Spirit Era. Yet no one knew that Souma Kurobane, Alaya’s most beloved Nameless Heroic Spirit, had once traversed countless eras and Singularities. When Jeanne d’Arc was burned at the stake, he fought desperately to save her. When King Arthur and Mordred clashed in a tragic father-daughter feud, he was there to break up the fight. When Qin Shi Huang sought the elixir of immortality, it was he who pointed the way. … In a snowbound vow, he fought for his sister, ending the Holy Grail War in a single night after seven consecutive victories. On the Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia, he stood shoulder to shoulder with the King of Heroes to battle Tiamat, the Beast of Humanity. At the Temple of Time, he passed down the final magecraft to Romani Archaman in humanity’s darkest hour. … When it was all over, Souma Kurobane sacrificed everything to reset the world, fulfilling his destiny as humanity’s savior, and quietly returned to a peaceful, mundane life. But then — Alaya released the [Nameless Heroic Spirit Chronicles] and exposed him! Revealing to the entire world the deeds of this nameless protector of mankind! Staring at the video stream, Souma Kurobane could almost hear a devilish voice whispering: "Master… you still can’t rest yet~"

In a world besieged by monsters, humanity's survival hangs in the balance. But hope emerges when every individual comes of age, bestowed with the chance to forge a bond with a hero. These bonds grant them formidable powers to combat the relentless threats lurking in the shadows. Enter Chen Ye, a newcomer to this tumultuous realm. Amidst a sea of aspirants, he discovers an unexpected trend: everyone gravitates towards heroes from the legendary series "One Punch Man." While most covet the esteemed S-tier champions, Chen Ye discerns a truth hidden to others. He recognizes the unparalleled strength of the One Punch Man, a humble C-tier hero. Undeterred by societal norms and peer pressure, Chen Ye boldly selects the Saitama Physique as his ally during the pivotal graduation ceremony. However, his decision incites scorn and derision, broadcasted live for the world to witness. Mocked as a fool for his unconventional choice, Chen Ye retreats into a realm of silence, channeling his energy into rigorous training. Three arduous years pass, marked by relentless dedication and unwavering resolve. Then, as if scripted by fate, a transformation unfolds. The once-dismissed Chen Ye emerges not as a punchline but as an enigma—an indomitable force. Clad in the invincible guise of the Saitama Physique, he defies the very fabric of reality, rewriting the rules of engagement and carving his legend in the annals of history. join my patreon to read 20 chapters in advance of webnovel releases [email protected]/anish_44 {replace @ with a}

Qin Xuan traveled to the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor witch who should not have appeared, and controlled the law of power. Thinking of the tragic ending of the Lich War in the future, he set his sights on his twelve brothers and sisters who were all muscle. If we could sterilize the Twelve Ancestral Witches... Without the witch clan, where would the witch-lich catastrophe come from? Then the thirteen ancient witches, who were full of merits in creating the world and had no karma at all, walked out of the Pangu Temple. And under Qin Xuan's careful teaching of "fists are the truth, and opportunities all depend on grabbing", Zuwu's style of painting has completely gone astray! Since then, the largest bandit gang in the prehistoric world was born! "Fellow Daoist, this cushion is destined for me!" "Yuanshi, hand over the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi!" "Jie Yin Zhunti glanced at us, he must be planning something! Brothers, kill him!" Without the witch clan, the demon clan dominated the world. Unable to bear the oppression, countless creatures joined the Zifu Immortal Court. A great catastrophe of immortals and demons broke out. Queen Mother of the West chasing the sun? Dong Wanggong shoots the sun? Yuanshi angrily crashed into Mount Buzhou? The entire prehistoric world was in chaos. Countless years later. Qin Xuan and the Twelve Ancestral Witches used the Thirteen Capitals of Heavenly Merit Formation, intending to chat with Hongjun. When the real body of Pangu, who had dominated the ages and whose merits and virtues shone brightly enough to blind a dog, crushed the gate of Zixiao Palace with one foot. Hongjun's face turned green, and he ran away overnight carrying the Jade Disc of Creation...

Reborn into the Naruto world, the protagonist awakens as a child of one of Konoha’s prestigious clans—before tragedy strikes, before the clan wars, before the true chaos begins. For now, the village is peaceful. But he knows what’s coming. Luckily, he’s not just a passive observer. This time, he’s gifted. Not with a system, but with overwhelming talent—battle instincts, chakra control, and perception far beyond his age. A prodigy even the elders can’t explain. As the storm brews in the shadows, he quietly prepares—perfecting his skills, building connections, and subtly altering events to reshape the future he knows too well. With genius comes pressure, but also opportunity. Can he protect what matters most before the cycle of war begins again? When talent meets foresight… the Hidden Leaf may never be the same.

Author: Andi Candra Synopsis: A mysterious entity, feeling bored, decides to transmigrate a Chinese youth into the Jujutsu Kaisen universe, equipped with a golden finger for the Transmigrator. However, the mysterious entity miscalculates, and it's the power of the Six Eyes (Rikugan)! What will happen to the unfortunate Transmigrator? Note: The main character will embark on adventures across various anime.

My name is Yuto, born in Kirigakure. As the First Mizukage, I had no desire to oppose Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, those two reckless fools. After all, both of them were absurdly overpowered, but the system forced me to unify the entire ninja world. So, at the very first Five Kage Summit, I flipped the table outright. But—kill me if I lie—I never expected those two fools to join forces and ambush me! They couldn’t kill me, though. So, as I was being sealed away, I gave the pair of them a solid middle finger!

In my past life, I was just an ordinary light novel fan. But fate had other plans. After a sudden accident, I was reborn in Japan—with memories of my previous life still intact. As a baby, I met the Nishimiya family, who had just moved in next door. That’s when I first saw her—Shouko, a gentle three-year-old diagnosed with a hearing impairment. Her father, unable to cope, abandoned her and her mother soon after. But this wasn’t the Shouko I knew from the anime and manga. My presence changed her story. In this life, she found hope—not through miracles, but through someone who never left her side. From kindergarten to elementary school, from junior high to high school, college, work, marriage, and even old age—I was there for all of it. And along the way, I noticed something strange. None of the anime or light novels from my past life existed in this world. So I made a decision. If this world lacks the stories that once gave me strength, I’ll be the one to bring them to life—starting with hers. ------------------------- Hi everyone! I’ve set up a Patreon where you can read a few chapters ahead. If you’d like to support my work, I’d really appreciate it: patreon.com/Lukas25 – thanks so much! ------------------------------ I don't own anything I'm just editing it. Original Name: 我的青梅女友是西宫硝子 Author name: 这都有问题吗 Note: This story has a slow pace, focusing on character development and atmosphere. If you're looking for fast action or quick plot progression, this might not be for you.

Dean D. Dollars crossed over, and when he arrived in the world of pirates, he was bound to a system called Becoming a God Through Death. From that moment on, he kicked off his insane rise to godhood. He jumped into raging flames and bathed in magma. He once leapt from a sky island ten thousand meters above the sea and plunged straight down into waters ten thousand meters deep. He once took on the Roger Pirates alone, and even drove the Rocks Pirates to complete mental collapse. He even stormed Mary Geoise single-handedly, forcing Imu to use the national treasure—before vanishing without a trace. Thirty-six years later, he was unearthed by an archaeologist. And the whole world went into an uproar. Whitebeard:** “Why is it you again?!”** Kaido:** “No… don’t come here!”** Big Mom:** “If you show up again, I swear I’ll call backup!”**