funny ex stories

One of my exes was always misplacing his keys. One day, he spent hours looking for them. Turns out, he had put them in the fridge. He said he was distracted by thinking about what to eat. It was so silly.

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Well, my ex was really into yoga. One time, he was showing off his new pose at the park and accidentally fell into a bush. He was stuck there for a while, waving his legs in the air. It was quite a sight and made me laugh so hard.

My crazy ex - girlfriend once decided to redecorate my apartment while I was at work. She painted one wall bright pink and put up these really tacky neon stickers everywhere. When I came home, I was shocked but couldn't help but laugh at her over - the - top creativity. She was so proud of what she'd done too.

Well, my ex once tried to serenade me at my workplace. He showed up with a guitar, but he was so nervous that he forgot all the lyrics and just made up some really silly words on the spot. It was both crazy and funny at the same time.

Once my ex - boyfriend tried to cook me dinner. He was making pasta but somehow managed to set the kitchen towel on fire. Instead of panicking, he just stared at it in disbelief. Then he tried to blow it out like a candle, which only made it worse. It was so funny at the time, even though it was a bit of a mess.

Yes. A man in a hurry grabbed what he thought was a mint but it was Ex - Lax. He popped it in his mouth during an important meeting. Later on, he had to excuse himself multiple times, much to the confusion of his colleagues.

My ex - girlfriend was really into yoga. One time, she was doing a difficult pose in the living room and lost her balance. She ended up falling right into the coffee table. Thankfully, she wasn't hurt and we both had a good laugh about it for days.

I heard a story where a kid accidentally swapped his Ex - Lax with his mom's chocolate. His mom was so confused when she found the Ex - Lax wrapper in his room. And the kid had a very eventful day with unexpected bathroom trips. This shows how important it is to keep medications out of reach of children and clearly labeled.

Well, my ex was really into DIY projects. One day, she decided to make a 'love quilt' for me. She used all kinds of fabric scraps, including some from old clothes that had really strange patterns. When she presented it to me, it looked like a patchwork of chaos, but it was also really endearing. And every time I looked at it, I couldn't help but laugh.