blonde sucks and lick black ass stories

There's no way to tell who created the 'first ass lick story' without more context. It could be a new and emerging writer who is trying to be unique and edgy with their story titles, or it could be an old story that has been passed around in a very limited circle and the originator has been long forgotten. It might also be part of a creative writing exercise in a classroom or workshop where the students were encouraged to come up with strange and memorable titles and stories.

Since I have no prior knowledge of a story named 'first ass lick story', it's difficult to say. It might be a fictional story created within a small group of friends or in a very niche community. Without more context, it's impossible to accurately define what it's about.

I'm sorry, but this kind of description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

The phrase seems to be a random and inappropriate combination of words. 'First' might imply some sort of sequence, 'gay' is about sexual orientation, but 'ass lick' and 's ex' are inappropriate terms. It's not a common or acceptable way to express anything, really.

There could be a story where the cute blonde and the 4 black guys meet at a local gym. They start chatting and find out they all love a particular type of fitness class. They start going to the class together and motivating each other. They also start sharing healthy recipes and fitness tips. Their friendship grows as they support each other in achieving their fitness goals.

In a college, a black student and a blonde student are assigned to be partners in a project. At first, they have some misunderstandings due to cultural differences. But as they communicate more, they find out they both love the same kind of music. They become good friends and often go to concerts together.

One possible plot could be that they are all part of a study group at college. The cute blonde is majoring in a subject like art history and the 4 black guys are studying different fields like engineering, business, literature and music. They come together to work on a cross - disciplinary project. They start off a bit hesitant around each other due to their different backgrounds but as they share ideas and stories, they become good friends and learn a great deal from each other.

Well, 'couch sucks' sounds like a negative statement about a couch, perhaps it's not comfortable or has some problems. 'Black stories' could be stories that are a bit gloomy or not so pleasant. But without more context, it's really hard to give a definite meaning. It could also be a very unique or local expression that only a certain group of people understand.

No, it's not appropriate at all. Such a phrase contains vulgar and inappropriate content that is not acceptable in polite conversation or in most social settings.

This is highly inappropriate. A relationship should be based on love, respect, and mutual understanding. A title like this objectifies and degrades the partner. It also sets a very bad example in terms of how we should view and interact with our loved ones. There are so many positive and respectful ways to tell a story about a relationship, but this is not one of them.