christmas eve funny story

Babası ve üvey kız kardeşi tarafından trajik bir şekilde ihanete uğrayan kadın, yaşlı ve çirkin bir adama gönderildi, ancak hiçbir zaman evrensel olarak sevilen, yüksek görünümlü, yüksek zekâlı ve yüksek duygusal katsayılı "üç yüksek" ejderha ve anka ikizlerini doğuracağını beklemiyordu! Yaşlı adamın çocuklarını çalacağından korkan kadın, ismini değiştirip Tibet'te saklandı. Ancak sevimli ikizleri ona soylu bir adam getirdi. Oğluna tıpatıp benzeyen adamı karşısında gören Silvia Yates o kadar şaşırmıştı ki, adam belini sardığında henüz konuşamamıştı......

# AİLE HAYATI Su Xiaoxiao bir öğle uykusundayken gözlerini açtı ve kendini başka bir bedende, şişman bir kızın vücudunda buldu. Saygın bir askeri doktordan şimdi obur ve tembel birine dönüşmüştü. Dahası, sık sık babası ve kardeşiyle birlikte köydeki insanları korkutuyordu. Bu yüzden çevrede kimse onunla evlenmek istemiyordu. Ailesi seçkin bir aile ile evlilik ayarlamayı başarsa da, damat düğün günü kaçtı. Babası ona bir koca bulacağını söylediğinde, Wei Ting'i eşkıyalarla savaşmaktan bitkin düştüğü sırada bir çuval içinde yakalayarak bunu kelimenin tam anlamıyla yapacağını beklememişti. Su Cheng kızına gizemli bir şekilde gülümsedi. "Baba'nın iyi haberi ve kötü haberi var. Önce hangisini duymak istersin?" "Fark etmez." "Sana bir koca yakaladım. He Tongsheng'den yüz kat daha yakışıklı! Kesinlikle onu beğeneceksin!" "Peki, iyi haber nedir?" diye şaşkınlıkla sordu. Su Cheng akışa ayak uydurmaya karar verdi ve sözlerini değiştirdi. "İyi haber şu ki artık doğum yapmana gerek kalmadı! Damadım bize çocuklar verdi bile!" Evlendikten sonra, Su Xiaoxiao gangster babasını ve küçük kardeşini iyileştirmek, yakışıklı kocasının hayatını kurtarmak ve üç yaramazını büyütmek için yoğun bir hayat sürmeye başladı... Üstelik, beklenmedik bir şekilde Yan Hanedanlığı'nın en güçlü kadınlarından biri haline geldi!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Arianna Smith. A very talented and easy-going twenty-three years old beautiful young lady. But despite her beauty, her life wasn't easy. Things were hard and life was tough. Two weeks before Christmas, Arianna went to sleep feeling very sad about her life. She had a beautiful dream. A fairy appeared in her dream and asked her what she wanted for Christmas and Arianna asked the Fairy for “An Unexpected And Extraordinary Gift.” On Christmas morning, Arianna got the most shocking news of her life. “She was pregnant! "She was supposed to be a virgin! How did she get pregnant? Whose baby was she carrying? Was this baby the answer to her prayers? What good will the baby bring her way? Find out In this beautiful romance novel. Join Arianna on her journey to Love and Happiness.

Warning! mengandung banyak unsur dewasa. bijaklah dalam memilah bacaan. Cerita ini berkisah tentang seorang wanita penghibur di sebuah klub malam, ia bernama panggung Eveline. Wanita itu mendapatkan seorang pria kaya sebagai pelanggan barunya. Pria yang bernama Maxime itu adalah seorang konglomerat dan juga pengusaha di banyak bidang. Awalnya hubungan mereka sebatas hubungan pekerjaan, tapi dalam prosesnya ... Maxime malah terobsesi untuk memiliki Eveline sebagai simpanannya. Lama-kelamaan, kehidupan pribadi mereka mulai terkuak dan mengalami banyak goncangan. Mereka harus mengalami banyak masalah setelah saling mengenal satu sama lain. Akankah Maxime mendapatkan Eveline atau malah mengalami penolakan? Mungkinkah kapal mereka mampu berlayar dalam badai yang terus menghantam? Ataukah justru karam di tengah lautan? Semua jawaban akan terkuak satu persatu. Ikuti kisah perjalanan cinta mereka ....

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

" How about we help each other?" He says and I look up at him, eyes still wet from the tears streaming down my cheeks, heart freshly broken from the public humiliation and betrayal that was Lucas's breakup. I can faintly make out the first droppings of snow floating magically under the light of the street lamps. It's that time of the year, a time for wool coats, a time for relaxing, none of which I'll be doing. "I'm an orphan with a wicked aunt and a boyfriend who left her because she has nothing to her name, how could I possibly help you?" I say another sob escaping my lips. "Marry me" he replies and my eyes widen in anger. Is he mocking me?. I look into the eyes of this stranger and see he's dead serious. "I need a wife, you need a home, marry me and you'll have all you want". I nod.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

"I want a divorce!" Ryan demanded, despite the fact that he had cheated on her with his ex. *** Serena is no longer the quiet, romantic lady Ryan Winters married and divorced five years ago. Serena, now the CEO of Rocky's Designs, is bright, unwavering, and unapologetic about her independence- a far cry from the woman Ryan remembers. When fate brings them back into one another's lives, Ryan is forced to confront the truth about their past, their newfound hot chemistry, and a surprising revelation; Serena has a daughter who may be his. But Ryan's girlfriend, Kate, isn't prepared to lose him again. Kate is manipulative and calculative. She will do whatever it takes to keep Ryan in her grasp- even if it means destroying Serena's life and the corporate empire she has built.

"You can stand there and deny it all you want," he said huskily in my ear. "But I know how drenched you were that night. Your tight little pussy? It was calling my name, baby." "You're insane! I never wanted you!" I gritted out, hating how weak I sounded. Hating how my arms suddenly didn't have the strength to push him away. How there was a part of me that truly wanted him, despite everything. "Keep denying it," he murmured, eyes darkening. "It just makes me more eager to bend you over my desk and fuck that attitude right out of you." *** When executive assistant Alice Rhodes sent her arrogant and insufferable boss, Theodore Linden-Hawthorne, a sext during the company's New Year's party, her life turned completely upside down. She lost everything: her fiancé, her family, and her best friend, all because of one embarrassing mistake. To make matters worse, Theodore seemed incapable of staying away from her, and Alice was horrified to realize that the feeling was slowly starting to become mutual. But this attraction between them came at a price. Alice and Theodore came from two completely different worlds. Their attraction was forbidden and frowned upon by everyone around them. Would their love survive vengeful exes, juicy scandals, hidden secrets, and unexpected surprises?