animaniacs insane fanfic

This book is a comedy first and foremost. It's primarily a comedy, with elements of action and adventure. The main focus of this book is comedy, with action playing a supporting role. ___________________________________________________________ The Patient They say every patient in Arkham Asylum has a story. But none of them have a story like Allen. Officially, he’s a transfer, a former VIP patient from Westwood Psychiatric. Unofficially, he’s the single most confusing and terrifying person on the planet. Just ask Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Tony Stark: "I don't like to admit it, but... technically? Alan's my uncle. The one the family doesn't talk about." Steve Rogers: "He's not my commanding officer. He's... my boss. And trust me, you don't want to miss a deadline." Bruce Wayne: "Let's be very clear. I am Batman. He is Bateman. There is a universe of difference in that one letter." The Problem While the world's greatest minds try to figure him out, Allen treats reality like his personal playground. One moment he's casually telling the Trinity to "grab some popcorn and stay out of the splash zone," the next he's rewriting reality on a whim. He doesn't just break the fourth wall; he lives on the other side of it, treating cosmic events like a video game. He speeds through timelines just to see the "MVP settlement screen." He strolls through the multiverse because he got bored. He threatens to dismantle entire dimensions because someone annoyed him. The Punchline The universe is slowly realizing that Allen isn't just a patient; he's a living, breathing existential threat with a god-complex and a terrible sense of humor. He gives three galactic empires—the Shi'ar, the Kree, and the Skrull—a heads-up to call for reinforcements before he arrives. He tells Superman, "Get behind me, Big Blue. This might get messy." He looks Odin in the eye and asks, "Shouldn't you be kneeling?" He dismisses Dormammu with a non-sequitur: "Sorry, I don't eat beef." He casually tells Thanos, "Hand over the gems. Now." Even the creators of universes are not safe. As a recently escaped Perpetua once recalled in terror: "I remember the day he found me. The man simply appeared and asked if I was going to be 'decent' on my own, or if he was going to have to make me decent. I chose to be decent." He is the sanity of the storm, the chaos that creates order, and the only man who can look at a god and make them the punchline of a joke they don't understand. ______________________________________________________________ Get access to advanced chapters at my P@treon. [email protected]/meowthtl ______________________________________ -A time traveler with a broken mind and a love for chaos joins a new historical faction every week, leaving a trail of infuriated allies and confused enemies in his wake. -He has the power to rewrite history, but he'd rather use it to see if he can make Napoleon Bonaparte cry with laughter. The only thing protecting him is that he's officially too Mental to kill. -An action-comedy adventure about a man who stumbles through history, accidentally saving it while trying to make it funnier. _______________________________________ I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it!

Imagine waking up in a f***ing TUBE after going to bed to just realizing you are in warhammer. His old will hold no meaning here, for there is only war and death to be found here. [author note: I'm a rather new author just writing this for fun. so if you find grammar errors just message me and I'll try to fix it]

Insane guy dies then gets powers cause he was randomly chosen then gets sent around to fuck around Don’t expect much from this I’m bad at writing and I’m doing this for fun and I’ll probably abandon this since I’m lazy as hell and I’m not creative

Xu Ze transmigrated into a novel and became the final villain, capable of becoming an immortal level existence if he completed the plot ten times over. To achieve immortality, Xu Ze devoted his life to playing the role of the villain who abandoned the heroine and was incomparably evil. However, all the heroines suddenly regained their memories of their previous nine lives during their last lifetime. The hatred and love they had for Xu Ze blackened them all. “Xu Ze, I hate you for abandoning me! But I also love you. So I’m locking you up by my side so you can never leave!” “Xu Ze, do you like me, or Big Sister? You certainly like me, right? After all, you told me that you would love me until death do us part.” “Xu Ze, I know why you abandoned me. It’s because of this man, right? Then, I will kill him right now, so don’t leave me, okay?” The protagonist: “Brother Xu save me! I’ll give you the system, I’ll give you all of my treasures, so please don’t send your woman to kill me.” Xu Ze, who was tied up, shrugged his shoulders helplessly. My brother, it wasn’t that I didn’t want to save you. Even I cannot even protect myself.

Our friendly neighborhood god finally returned home. A bit bored and bitter from his previous experiences, he comes across a young boy with a sickly physique. Bored out of his mind and ‘responsible’ with his powers, he erases 4 souls before throwing said kid into the Naruto world. There is only one issue though.... He’s rock lee! .... But why does he seem happy about it? ______ All respects to Masashi Kishimoto.

[The Insane System has been unlocked after fulfilling the conditions.] [Mission: Kill Hatake Kakashi (0/1). Reward: ] [Mission: Kill Kushina Uzumaki (0/1). Reward: ] [Mission: Kill Itachi Uchiha (0/1). Reward: ]

english wasnt my first language! sorry if bad grammar ... even might hurt your braincell Archiel is a guy from college just a minute he come out from graduation ceremony suddenly stuck by lightning and dead. light just a random man of culture with extreme syndrome called magic chuunibyou insanity, at age of ten he even try to summon demon by sacrificing his chicken pet. on his room is full of his own drawing of magic circle and magic teory. after dead he met ROB to be reincarnated. and blackmail him after slaughter countless lesser god by single magic. he spread chaos through omniverse by watching people fight. create stages just for entertainment! DISCLAIMER!!! i dont own anything less than my original character. all credit go to the original owner! and i dont own this picture so free to told me to took it down. is this proud dragon approved??

It is said that a saiyan has no limits all it requires is training to overcome them, but what if one went through something so Traumatic that they were forced to evolve and improve. their is also a minor Naruto crossover but I may have him travel worlds in the future. I do not own the cover. I found it on google.

After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.