hazbin hotel origin story

“Young man, I can tell from your skeletal structure that you have an extremely rare talent. You must be a one in a million prodigy in the martial arts. Now that the Blue Planet has ascended, mutant beasts are ravaging our homes, and foreign species are invading our land, our people are in grave danger. Here, I have an [Infinite Demon God Physique Training Method], I’ll give it to you for just two dollars. You shall be entrusted with the mission of maintaining world peace.” Xu Lingyun was touched. He said, “I can’t believe that you can actually see my true potential. Here’s four dollars, no need to give me change.” The scammer took the money, left him a fake secret training manual, and left feeling content. Xu Lingyun brought the secret manual home. He slapped the cover of the book. Instantly, the aged, tattered book started emanating a magnificent array of lights. An ancient and powerful aura filled the air, dominating the stars and piercing through the age. A fake? Oh please, in front of me, there is no such thing as “description may not match the actual item, please see the actual item”.

Beneath the mundane, at the edge of reason, beyond the world you know—lies a landscape you have never imagined. When Yu Sheng first opened that door, the world he was familiar with collapsed instantly. And the 'truth' that directly touches the root of the world rushed towards him.

Su Xuan é um entregador bonito com pouco dinheiro. Um dia, logo após ser importunado por uma mulher rica, ele desperta seu sistema. DING! O humor do Hospedeiro foi detectado como excessivamente melancólico. O Sistema de Entrega Super Expressa está iniciando... Ding, recompense o hospedeiro com um hotel cinco estrelas!

Su Xuan es un apuesto repartidor con poco dinero. Un día, justo después de ser acosado por una mujer rica, despierta su sistema. ¡DING! Se ha detectado que el estado de ánimo del Anfitrión es excesivamente melancólico. El Sistema de Entrega Super Express se está iniciando... ¡Ding, se recompensa al Anfitrión con un hotel de cinco estrellas!

Su Xuan is a handsome deliveryman with little money. One day, just after being pestered by a rich woman, he awakens his system. DING! Host's mood detected as excessively melancholic. The Super Express Delivery System is initiating... Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!

Luo Feng, accompanied by the Sector Beast Morosa, had passed through reincarnation and arrived at the Land of Origin....

Su Xuan ist ein gutaussehender Lieferant mit wenig Geld.\nEines Tages, kurz nachdem er von einer reichen Frau bedrängt wurde, erweckt er sein System.\nDING! Stimmung des Gastgebers als übermäßig melancholisch erkannt. Das Super Express Liefersystem wird gestartet...\nDing, der Gastgeber wird mit einem 5-Sterne-Hotel belohnt!

When the ancient Towers descended, humanity’s fate was rewritten. Those who entered could gain power, wealth, and authority beyond imagination. But only a rare few awakened true talents capable of changing their destiny. Qin Yuheng, heir of a fallen ancient family, stood before the Awakening Stone and received the result everyone feared. Talentless. To the world, his path had ended before it even began. But hidden from every eye, another power awakened within him — a forbidden ability that could evolve anything the Tower rewarded. Weak fruits became heaven-defying treasures. Ordinary chests became ancient inheritances. Low-level rewards became stepping stones toward absolute power. Behind him stood a family burdened by forgotten glory, sealed wounds, and enemies waiting in the shadows. Before him rose the endless Tower of Origin. And Qin Yuheng would not merely climb it. He would evolve every reward, break every limit, and uncover the truth buried at the peak of the heavens.

[UNDER ONGOING HEAVY REVISION AND PLEASE VISIT THE AUXILIARY CHAPTERS FOR IMPORTANT DETAILS. I'M SO SORRY FOR THIS.] Two past lives. Two bitter endings. Yang Lujia is reborn into a ruthless new universe—a world where cultivators must literally write themselves into existence to survive. Across his two past lives, he was a teacher. This time around, his role—still a teacher, a master. Then, an ancient system awakens and gives him a single mission: “Accept disciples.” As Yang Lujia gathers those rejected, betrayed, and forgotten by fate, he begins building a legacy that may one day shake every Archive in existence. In a universe where the weak are written by fate and the strong write themselves into existence, what kind of legacy will be left behind by the one who teaches others how to hold the quill? --- Copyright 2022 THEFIRESPEAKS

Depois de lutar para sobreviver por três anos no apocalipse, Chu Jiangyue é traída e morta por sua melhor amiga. Quando ela abre os olhos novamente, ela se vê renascida — um dia antes do início do apocalipse. Seu plano original é estocar suprimentos e se manter discreta. No entanto, o destino tem outros planos. Em vez de acumular bens, ela é vinculada a um sistema de hotel. Ela está administrando um hotel no fim do mundo. Sua ex-melhor amiga — aquela que a matou — quer tudo de graça? Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Desculpe, por favor, recarregue antes de comprar." Uma hóspede esquisita quer que Chu Jiangyue se case com seu filho e assuma o hotel? Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Se você não quer ficar, pode dizer diretamente. Não há necessidade de rodeios." Ao encontrar uma estudante sem noção procurando uma carona de graça enquanto tenta ser gentil na estrada, Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Garotinha, eu administro um hotel, não uma instituição de caridade." … Zumbis por toda parte — nenhum lugar é verdadeiramente seguro? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Os quartos do hotel têm proteção anti-zumbis; os hóspedes podem fazer o check-in e ficar seguros." Ondas de calor extremo estão causando insolação constante; sair significa queimadura de sol instantânea? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Quer experimentar trajes com controle de temperatura e bebidas geladas?" Frio extremo despenca para 100°C negativos, congelando até mesmo zumbis? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Você pode desfrutar de equipamentos térmicos resistentes ao frio em nosso hotel!" … Alguém cobiça o hotel e quer tomá-lo à força? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Caro hóspede, você recebeu um pacote de despejo do hotel. Por favor, assine o recebimento." Quando as pessoas testemunham alguém desaparecer no ar, aqueles que abrigam segundas intenções abandonam silenciosamente seus planos. Chu Jiangyue declara: "Se você quer ficar aqui ou comprar suprimentos, não importa se você é dragão ou tigre, terá que se comportar no meu território!"