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Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]
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Can you share some funny heartbreak stories?
There was a guy who was so in love with a girl. He planned this elaborate proposal. He hired a plane to write 'Will you marry me?' in the sky. But she was on a date with someone else at that moment and didn't even see it. When he found out, he was heartbroken but also realized how comical the whole situation was in a way. He had put so much effort into it and she wasn't even thinking about him.
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2024-11-30 12:31
Tell a Funny Heartbreak Jail Story.
There was a prisoner who was in jail for stealing to buy gifts for his girlfriend. But she dumped him while he was in prison. One day, during the exercise time in the jail yard, he was moping around. A group of inmates decided to cheer him up. They made up a crazy story about how his ex - girlfriend would come back and find out he was now a super tough jail - hero. They acted out the whole story, and it was so hilarious that it took his mind off the heartbreak for a while.
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2024-11-03 21:56
Heartache, heartbreak, heartbreak, heartbreak
The following are some recommended heart-wrenching ancient novels that are suitable for girls to read: " The Crane Pavilion,"" The Old Grass of Zhaoxi,"" The Peach Blossom Drum in the Third Watch,"" Spring Flower Disgust,"" Write a Lady,"" Cut off Love Silk,"" Porcelain Bone,"" The Door of Lovesickness,"" Change the Old Land," and " Phoenix Power." These novels were famous for their heart-wrenching plots. They depicted the tenacity and courage of the heroine in various difficulties, which resonated with the readers. Whether it was the struggle in the palace, the grudges in the martial world, or the rebirth of time travel, these novels could bring deep heartache to the readers.
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2024-12-28 03:59
Can you share a funny heartbreak story?
Well, my friend once dated a guy who was really into magic tricks. He tried to break up with her by making her 'disappear' during one of his tricks. It was funny in a way, but of course, it still broke her heart. She was left standing there looking confused while he just walked away with his magic box.
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2024-10-26 10:58
What could be a Funny Heartbreak Jail Story?
In a jail, there was this inmate who had his heart broken by a girl he met before his incarceration. He was always looking glum. One day, the jail had a talent show. He decided to participate and sing a sad love song. But he was so off - key that it became more of a comedy act. The other inmates were roaring with laughter. At first, he was embarrassed, but then he saw the funny side of it too. He started to feel better about his heartbreak as he made everyone laugh.
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2024-11-04 00:42
Tell a funny heartbreak hotel jail story.
Once there was a man who checked into the Heartbreak Hotel. He was so heartbroken that he started acting crazy in the lobby. The hotel staff, not knowing what to do, called the police. He ended up in jail for a night. But while in jail, he met an old friend who told him such hilarious jokes that he completely forgot about his heartbreak. By the time he was released, he was a changed man, ready to face the world with a smile.
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2024-11-27 07:14
What are some of the most memorable funny heartbreak stories you've heard?
I heard about a girl who thought her boyfriend was going to propose on Valentine's Day. She got all dressed up and was waiting for a romantic dinner. But instead, he broke up with her right after the appetizer, saying he wanted to be single to focus on his career. The funny thing was she was so stunned that she just started laughing uncontrollably. Later she realized it was better this way.
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2024-12-01 00:45
Short stories recommended for heartbreak
Here are some recommended heart-wrenching short stories: " I Heard You Came From Moonlight ": This is a heart-wrenching, unconventional short story with an exciting plot that makes one's heart ache. 2. " Mr. Fang, Please Let Go for the Rest of Your Life ": This was a heart-wrenching storyline that tugged at one's heartstrings. 3. " Soul of Death, Flower Calamity ": This was a heart-wrenching love story that described the love between the Soul Guiding Flower, the Lord of the Underworld, and the princess of the Celestial race. 4. " The Greedy Prince's Koi Princess ": This is a story of sweet love, trickery, and pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. It's hard to stop. 5. " The male lead always wants to attack me." This was a melodramatic story of the female supporting character's resistance in a romance between rich and powerful families. It was refreshing. These novels all had heart-wrenching plots that could resonate with the readers.
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2025-01-03 12:27
Share some gay heartbreak stories.
There was a couple, David and Alex. They met at a pride parade. They were deeply in love at first. However, as time passed, David started to have some trust issues. He was always jealous and suspicious of Alex. This constant tension led to a huge fight one day and they broke up. Alex was left with a broken heart, feeling that all the love they had was wasted due to lack of trust.
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2024-12-11 19:45
Is Heartbreak Soup and Others Stories a Comic?
Yes, it is. Heartbreak Soup and Others Stories is a comic.
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2025-12-02 14:38
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