I’m in Honkai, But Why Is the Narrator So Weird?!
After being isekai'd to Nagazora City in the Honkai-verse and realizing it's early 2014—right before the outbreak of the 3rd Honkai Eruption—Lin Yu chooses his path.
If the grind doesn't kill you, then grind until you die.
"My precious Honkai, today, I'm going to out-grind you to death!"
Day 2 in the Honkai-verse.
System: [Host, you have budding young ladies here like the Tuna, the Herrscher of Thunder (Mei), and Bronya, as well as captivating, mature women like Himeko and Cocolia—]
"Shut up. Do not disturb my dao heart."
Even though I out-grinded the Herrscher of Thunder, it's not enough. Keep grinding.
Day 40 in the Honkai-verse.
Today I out-grinded Chiyou, but it was just a kill-steal. Not enough, keep grinding.
Day 85 in the Honkai-verse.
Today I cut the life-drained Kevin in half, but it's still not enough. Keep grinding.
Day 115 in the Honkai-verse.
Although Otto has been vanquished, he died without the chance to become a false god, so it is what it is. Keep grinding.
Day 236 in the Honkai-verse. After grinding for eight months, Lin Yu stood in the Sea of Quanta, gazing at the Cocoon of Finality before him, a slight smirk playing on his lips.
"Yo, Cocoon, are you ready?"
"Now, it's my turn to 'embrace' you!"
Note:
This is a translation. Original name is "人在崩坏,这个旁白不对劲". All credit goes to the original author.
Changed Lin Yu -> Leo Ash
(Completion Note: This translation concludes the Honkai Impact 3rd story arc. The original work extends into Honkai: Star Rail, but those chapters are not yet included.)