funny heaven stories

Yun Lintian, a man from Earth, found himself in a clichéd transmigrated situation and ended up in the Azure World, a magical cultivation-oriented world. Unlike the protagonists in the novels he had read, Yun Lintian lacks any cheating devices to assist him on his journey. Did the God of Transmission forget about it? However, as a crisis unfolds, an ancient power dormant within him suddenly awakens, entangling him in a mysterious destiny... Watch the journey of Yun Lintian in a foreign world as he rises in power ranking alongside his precious all-female sect! ————————————— DISCLAIMER: The protagonist of this novel is exceptionally powerful, resourceful, and mature. If you don't enjoy stories with an overpowered protagonist who frequently use logic from novels he has read to solve the problems he encounters, this novel may not be to your liking. Besides the cultivation adventure, this novel also focuses on romance, comedy, and the bonds between the protagonist and his fellow disciples in the sect. The author is not a native English speaker, so you can expect some grammatical errors in the novel. Please bear with me, and trust me, I am trying to improve it. Everything in this novel is pure fantasy based on the author's imagination. It does not reflect the real world. Hence, readers should not attempt to apply their common sense and logic to this novel. Constructive criticism is always welcome. ————————————— All rights to the cover belong to the original artist.

She married a driver she just met. However, the last thing that had ever come to her expectation was that her bridegroom was no other than the most mysterious billionaire in the city. This marriage brought her baby twins. Thus, she worked harder to support this family. She was the queen of the entertainment circle. When she met the king who dominated the business world, she finally knew her husband’s true identity.

Subduing gods and devils, overturning the heavens and earth with the flick of a finger! The absolute godking awakened a thousand years later. With every sentence from him, the world would be shocked and he would suppress all supreme geniuses; with every step he takes, the weather would change as he tramples all vicious enemies through the world! This will be updated frequently, hoping readers would add this book to your libraries and seeking recommendation votes!

A mysterious and unpredictable disk endowed this young man with special abilities, making him bizarrely enigmatic. A pair of fierce eyes allowed everything in the world to be displayed before him, utterly unobstructed. Ye Feng's world, empowered by Penetrating Vision, grew powerful, and he would eventually stand at the urban peak as the king of all, instantly defeating his enemies with incredible methods.

In this lawless realm of martial arts, I unsheathe my sword and ascend, its blade cutting through the emptiness, devoid of guilt or remorse. In a world where no being adheres to the Dao, I execute judgment with the sharp edge of my blade. Beneath the icy scrutiny of the starlit sky, I brandish my sword with disdain. The journey to the Great Dao is fraught with challenges, but with a single stroke of my sword, I carve a path, standing supreme and unparalleled!

The unparalleled Pill Emperor is reborn into another life, practicing unique cultivation techniques and refining pills that others cannot. Occasionally, he would offer advice to those so-called masters of pill dao, while casually recruiting a few talented disciples to follow him. "Want a cultivation technique? No problem!" "Need a pill? No problem!" "The real question is, have you hung out with me?" In this life, Mo Wangchen is destined to reach the pinnacle once more, to dominate with his pills and reverse the heavens with his martial prowess!

His tendons severed in his hands and feet, he fused with the memories of the Great Sage Equalling Heaven, Sun Wukong, in a moment of utter despair. From then on, he defied the heavens and rose powerfully, unstoppable once he began.

The young Xiao Yi bore a mysterious seal within him, yet due to his father and siblings' injustice, he was sent to the remote Nanhuang and became a son-in-law to the Fang Family. On his wedding day, the seal inside Xiao Yi was unlocked, and from then on, he controlled the Eternal Celestial Tomb! Many of the strongest beings from all the heavens and worlds were buried within the Celestial Tomb, and Xiao Yi, who now commanded the tomb, began his life's journey of gaining strength through grave-robbing! "You think you're a martial arts genius? Let me dig up a Martial God's grave and we'll see!" "You consider yourself an alchemy expert? I'll dig up a Medicine Saint's grave and then we'll talk!" "You're the son of a divine emperor? I've got plenty of divine emperor graves here!" "You're the number one scoundrel in the world? ... You win, I'm out!"

From a young age, Jiang Yi suffers humiliation and bullying due to his sealed dantian. One day, he wakes up to find his seal broken, allowing him to gain incredible powers. With his cultivation of the Nine Heavens Divine Flames, he embarks on a heaven-defying journey. All territories are mine, all cultivation techniques are mine, same for all treasures. If humanity treats me unfairly, a million corpses shall lay! If the heavens treats me unfairly, the heavens shall burn!

Yasenia is a child born different from the rest. Her mother, Tatyana, used an ancient technique she found to absorb the world's energy to get pregnant instead of having regular intercourse. Her objective was to create a lover for herself after the endless years of solitude, and all the heartbreaks that covered her heart in eternal ice. While pregnant, a strange soul seems to try to seize her child's body to be reborn; a shame that Tatyana is someone not to be messed with. In her rage, she destroys the sense of self and memories, leaving only a husk of the soul, and uses it to nourish Yasenia. What Tatyana didn't know at that time was that this would change Yasenia in ways she never expected. Consider supporting me on Patreon.com/Mortrexo Or donating on Paypal.com/paypalme/Mortrexo Uploading on Wattpad Uploading on Webnovel Uploading on Archive of Our Own (AO3). Uploading on Fenrirealm Discord-> https://discord.gg/NJN2GcgRwb Novel Cover: https://www.patreon.com/posts/novel-cover-2-86054319 Artist: https://twitter.com/_taaakaaaa