funny drunken stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

“What's done is done! Let's just forget it!” He said and acted nonchalantly, even though he was cowering in fear because something was telling him that the stranger in front of him didn't intend to let go. The man's frown increases and Hayden swears that the temperature in the room increases multiple times. After winning over his heart and stealing his first, this boy wanted to avoid responsibility, which made Zenos annoyed. “You want to run away from me?” He asked in annoyance, and suddenly Hayden found himself under the man without even knowing how. “I'm just…” Hayden wasn't able to finish his words before he was domineeringly kissed by the stranger. Zenos used his left hand to pin Hayden's hand on top of Hayden's head effortlessly. Hayden tried to struggle and blocked the stranger's tongue from dominating his mouth by pressing his lips against each other stubbornly, but the man unexpectedly bit Hayden's bottom lips, making Hayden yelp in pain. The man used that chance to clean all the taste of strawberries in Hayden's mouth, while his right hand continued to stroke Hayden's body wantonly. When Hayden was starting to go dizzy due to shortness of breath, he was released by the man's assault. He breathed in and out rapidly and thanked heaven for the chance to live again. “You can't run away from me… You are mine” Zenos growled into Hayden's neck possessively. Hayden felt a shiver run through his spine after hearing the stranger's words. His breath hitched as the man licked his earlobe and kissed his neck with extreme familiarity, domineeringly. “Mine,” the stranger proclaimed again. The stranger gave a low curse word and rolled off Hayden's shivering sensitive body, “I'll spare you because you're still in pain. You won't be as lucky next time” he said and lifted Hayden's chin to peck him one more time while Hayden stared dumbfounded. Cover isn't mine, found online My new bl novel is out: The Journey Of Chasing After The Transmigrated Straight Shou

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

In the bright lights of Vegas, Aris Reynolds never thought her wild night would end in a marriage she couldn't remember. But when she wakes up married to the mysterious billionaire Nico, her life changes completely. With the risk of deportation and a surprise pregnancy, can they make everyone believe their marriage is real? As jealous exes and hidden enemies appear, Aris must wonder: Can a contract turn into real love?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

If she was that worked up from the man without even seeing his face. Then when they finally did see each other, sparks would fly. There was nothing for it. They had to get a room and get naked with a quickness. Eyes half-lidded Haley slowed her movements, and the man matched her. When he felt her begin to turn, his grip around her waist loosened. She could tell by the slight tremble of his fingers against her waist, that the man was also eager to know the identity of the person he had spent the better part of the night dancing with. Plastering a seductive smile on her face, Haley finally turned fully to face the man, tilting her head up so that she could see him clearly. And that was when the little fantasy that Haley had been entertaining of getting laid that night went up in flames. It took a second for her mind to process exactly who she was seeing, and she saw the moment it sank in for him as well. In an instant his arms went from being around her waist to up in the air as the man jumped back like a scalded cat. "Roth?!" "Slater?!" * Deacon Roth, the powerful CEO of Roth Group is content with his loveless life. But then after a drunken mistake he finds himself married to Haley Slater, a woman who used to be his greatest rival before she quit. It should be easy to divorce afterwards, but circumstances force them to stay together. One year as a married couple. That is what they decide on. But will they really be able to walk away after the year is over? * Haley Slater has had enough of love. So what if she is married to Deacon Roth. They have always been rivals and marriage won't change that. When the year is over she will simply move on with her life and be happily single...right?

As I entered my late thirties, I was introduced to the world of spirits after years of abstaining from the consumption of alcohol. Now, with a thirst for adventure and an insatiable desire to sample every libation known to man, I long for a kindred spirit who shares my passion for potent potables and my penchant for indulgence. But fate had other plans for me, as I find myself suddenly transported to a magical realm, where swords clash and sorcery reigns supreme. Here, I must face the encroaching darkness, hoping that my devotion to the Dao of Drunkenness will lead me to victory, and allow me to reach the pinnacle of my potential. As I contemplate my future, I dream of reaching the heights of my chosen path, where even the most fearsome demons, celestial beings, and immortal entities will quake at the mere mention of my name. And as for sustenance, I crave the meat of mythical beasts like dragons and phoenixes, savoring their flesh as mere appetizers to accompany my beloved libations. -------------------------------- #Fans' Quotes (For volume 1): (1) “I think the novel is off to an excellent start. I especially enjoyed the beginning part, where he spoke with the 8 immortals. It's something different from what I'm used to reading, where the MC dies, reincarnates/transmigrates into a new world. However, the process of attempting to reincarnate in the underworld, in my opinion, felt like it could have been sped up a bit. Ultimately, an interesting start so far hopes you keep releasing more.” From Alex_V_7892 (2) "Pleaseeeeeeee next chapter! And if anyone knows some more novels that are like this with a drunk OP main character tell me the name!!!" From _Tragedy_ (chapter 30) --------------+++++---------- For more details, please join me here: by sending a friend request to my following discord account, the_handsome_fatty#2213

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

In a blink of an eye she lost everything. Her home. Her family. Her identity. Having her whole clan wiped out and their ancestral homes leveled to the ground was something no one had ever expected. Unable to do anything about it and finding the news out too late was something that she will forever regret and carry deep in her heart for the rest of her life. This is why she chose to drink her sorrows away as she let her past self die along with every single person she had ever cared about and chose to live anew and rise from the ashes like phoenix! She then became known for her looks, habits and most of all her skills! The unparalleled beauty in vermillion that always had a wine jug in her hand, who has a fragile fairy-like appearance that can make kingdoms fall but has a ruthless and ice-cold personality, not caring about anyone but herself. Too bad she was also known to be a peerless genius doctor who was said to cure even the most impossible illnesses! While she lived her life in infamy and a self-imposed exile, unbeknownst to her, someone like her who has disappeared in the passing of time was looking for her. He was a dragon among men hidden in plain sight, waiting for the most opportune time to strike and take back what was rightfully his. But first, he needed to find his little red phoenix.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.