funny drunken stories

Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and started singing at the top of his lungs in the middle of the street. Everyone was laughing so hard.

Here are some recommended drunken short stories: " You're My Little Dimple ": This is a super sweet short story that tells the story between Shi Ran and Almighty Su. It's full of sweetness and humor. This novel might contain a drunken plot. 2. Nian Nian Don't Want to Forget: The story of the male and female lead's online romance. There weren't too many twists and turns. It was very heartwarming. Although there was no explicit mention of drunkenness, there might be related plots.

In the online information, the simplified music score of Drunken (performed by Haoxuan) was uploaded by Tianen. You can enter the simplified music score of Drunken by Haoxuan through the search engine to try to obtain the relevant music score. In addition, the relevant music score of the original work of Drunken (composed by Ren Qingbiao and composed by Zhang Deshe) came from the Ci and Qu website (<anno data-annotation-id ="3333333d-f1a4 - 4476 - 4778 - 888f33333222000"></anno>), which can be viewed from this webpage. The novel, Drunken Golden Cup, is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

Drunken Cellar Drunken Mountain was a 53-alcohol pure grain wine. It referred to the standard of Moutai in brewing and material selection. It adopted the traditional Daqu Kunsha process. The brewing process and taste were not much different from Moutai, but the price was only about 100 yuan, which was very cost-effective. The quality of the wine was excellent. It had the basic characteristics of Moutai, such as mellow and elegant, delicate and smooth, and the fragrance of Mao was prominent and distinct. After drinking it, there was a lingering fragrance in the mouth and the glass wall. As the basic version, it was a blend of No. 8 base wine and No. 12 old wine. When the bottle was opened, a natural fragrance entered his nose. It was soft in his mouth and had a sweet aftertaste. The taste was very harmonious in all aspects, the sauce fragrance was rich, and the production process was complicated and excellent. Whether it was for personal drinking or for gifting, it was more appropriate. It was also worth it to treat and give gifts. It was very meaningful to give it to the elders. "Luo Han's Lyric Collection" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

The Pinyin of the word drunk was 'zu'. The novel, Drunken Golden Cup, is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

In ancient China poetry, there were many drunken poems written by drunken poets. For example, Li Bai, who loved drinking all his life, wrote in his book," Do you not see that the water of the Yellow River rises from the sky and flows into the sea without returning? Haven't you seen the sad white hair in the mirror of the high hall? In the morning, it was like a black silk that turned into snow at dusk. Life is full of joy, do not let the golden cup empty face the moon. Heaven gave me talent, I will be useful, thousands of gold scattered to come back. I'll cook sheep and slaughter cattle for fun. I'll drink three hundred cups at a time." It was full of unrestrained and heroic feelings. There was also " Drinking in the Mountain with the Ethereal Man "." The two of them drank in the mountain flowers, cup after cup. I'm drunk and sleepy. I want to bring the zither over tomorrow." He wrote about the scene of drinking with the secluded people. Su Shi was also a poet who had a connection with wine." When will the moon appear?" I wonder what year it is in the palace in the sky." It expressed the complicated thoughts of drinking alone during the Mid-Autumn Festival. "Jiangcheng Zi: Hunting in Mizhou":"When you are drunk, your chest is still open, and your temples are slightly frosty. What's the harm?" It depicted the state of a thousand cavalry hunting and drinking happily. Li Qingzhao's "Slow Voice·Searching":"Three cups of light wine, how can we compete with him, the wind is fierce at night?" It reflected the loneliness and desolation of drinking alone in the evening wind. Liu Yong in "Butterfly Love Flower·Standing on the dangerous building wind thin""intended to get drunk, drink when singing, strong music is also tasteless." Write the feelings of drinking and singing under the setting sun. Wang Han's " Liangzhou Ci 2·1 ":" Grape wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately urged." Drunken Lord Grim on the battlefield, how many people have fought since ancient times?" There was the unrestrained feeling of drinking when leaving the banquet. Cao Cao's " Two Short Songs, One " For example, the morning dew, the days gone are bitter." It expressed the state of mind that Carouse was in when it was thirsty for talent. These were all classic drunken poems written by drunken poets. "The Crane Drinks the Spring Breeze" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

Well, here's a drunken wife story. A wife got drunk at a family gathering. She started telling everyone embarrassing childhood stories about her husband, much to his dismay. Another story is about a wife who, when drunk, thought she could cook a five - star meal but ended up burning the kitchen down. Then there's the story of a drunken wife who tried to have a deep conversation with the mailbox, believing it was an old friend.

"Missing Father"(Drunken Wind, Drunken Rain, Drunken Missing Family) The main meaning of this poem was that in a stormy environment, the poet missed his loved ones even more after being drunk, and was heartbroken because it was difficult to fulfill his filial piety. The poet was far away from home, and his heart was filled with longing for his hometown. This kind of homesickness had no one to talk to, so he could only express it in his drunkenness. He wrote poems many times in his dreams to express his longing for his hometown. The poem expressed the poet's deep longing for his loved ones, the melancholy of not being able to fulfill his filial piety, and the strong homesickness of being in a foreign land. "The Crane Drinks the Spring Breeze" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

Drunken Master has a significant impact. It introduces unique martial arts styles and comedic elements that many fiction stories draw inspiration from.

There were novels similar to Drunken Guarding Red: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen This Game Is Too Real by Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times":"Book of Troubled Times" is Ji Cha's new novel. As the main character of a novel with multiple female leads, the author's performance is still stable. Moreover, his results far exceed other works, making him unique. This book was very detailed in its description of emotions, and the plot of this novel had reached a new height. It was especially suitable for a novel with a Wuxia background. The author had spent a lot of effort to write the female protagonist, and she was well-portrayed, making it easy for people to remember her at a glance. The protagonist in the book repeatedly fell into the same strange dream. When he went to a supernatural divination shop to interpret the dream, he was dressed in a different world. At the beginning, he was in a village that was about to be slaughtered. Fortunately, he was saved by a chivalrous woman but was entrusted to the murderer. The protagonist could only die and join the demonic sect. The characters felt very good. Whether it was the wise and decisive male lead or the female leads, their personalities were very lively. He was a famous harem writer, and he was naturally very good at describing the interaction with beautiful women. The storyline was also very well paced, and there was no delay in the fight. The cool points in the book were even more unforgettable, allowing the protagonist to walk further in the Jianghu in his heart. in general 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3.<<The Tang's Table>> The people of the world and the affairs of the world are just the dishes on the table of the Tang people. Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Steaming, braising, stir-frying, stewing... There were many cooking methods in the kitchen. Whether it was Goguryeo, the Turks, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele…or even whales, tigers, sharks, and hungry wolves, the Great Tang was a furnace that could cook them all into peerless delicacies… In addition to Li Zhi, Wu Wei, Zhangsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang, Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin, and other peerless seasonings, there would always be one thing that you would never forget, regardless of color, fragrance, or taste. Yun Chu hoped that she would definitely have a seat at such a luxurious banquet! Now, the delicious food had been cooked. Yun Chu laid out the napkin, picked up the deer knife, and closed her eyes. She was ready to enjoy an unprecedented feast to satisfy her hungry stomach. King of Familiar: Interesting In this new era of familiars, who could become the well-deserved king of familiars? 5:"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation": This novel could be said to be better than 99% of the authors. Be it the writing style, the plot, or the female lead, they were all excellent. However, the biggest flaw was that the updates were too slow, but it did not affect the reading. Many readers regarded it as a standard, and the results were excellent. The female lead made many readers lose their minds. They looked forward to the appearance of the female lead every day. It could be said that the author had written the female lead out of her mind. National Forensic: National Forensic is a delightful novel. The author, Bird Pig, described the protagonist's urban life as a forensic doctor in a relaxed and happy tone. There were some strange things in the story that made people feel fresh and interesting when reading. At the same time, the characters in the book were vivid and interesting, making it easy for people to resonate with them. The author's writing was smooth, and the plot development was natural and reasonable. It was very enjoyable to read. In addition, this book also transmitted positive energy, giving people inspiration and thinking. Overall, National Forensics was an excellent online novel worth recommending and reading. 7."Wait, Heroine": Work Status: In Series [Introduction: In order to inherit his foster father's will, the male protagonist, Night Terror Hall, went to the palace to search for the peerless martial arts, the Dragon Song Painting. From then on, he, a knife, and a bird entered the chaotic martial world...(I didn't drive, the male protagonist really has a bird)] 1. Reading the author's book is like talking to a wanderer in Jianghu. The description of Jianghu fighting really has a martial arts flavor. Of course, when it's time to be reckless, it's time to be really reckless. Young Master Guan Guan, you know that. 2. It was rare for a female character to have a hint of temptation in today's environment. [Problem with the work: There is also a description of the temple, but it is indeed a little worse than the Jianghu.] 8."Full Tang Colorful Colors": The flourishing Tang Dynasty is full of flowers, and the shocking change is imminent. In the fifth year of Tianbao, he opened his eyes and saw the Tang Dynasty, the glory of the world. Famous generals were like clouds, and the territory was vast. The capable ministers were like rain, and the granaries were abundant. The poems were resplendent, and the literature was dazzling. The beauty was alluring, and the songs and dances were peaceful. He had also seen the entire court intoxicated, arrogant, extravagant, endless power struggles, the swaying of the country, the accumulation of abuses, the rebellion of the Hu people, and the people like grass. He wanted to make Tang lose its splendor. 9."Hidden Dead Corner": World Completeness:80 World Breadth:70 Plot Rationally:87 Overall Rating:86 Horrifying Dead Corner Armor Fusion The cyberpunk worldview 10."The Final Divine Order":"The Final Divine Order" is a science fiction novel similar to "The Atlas of Heaven and Man" in genre, but the setting and style are more relaxed. The author combined the three elements of martial arts, prosthetics, and fantasy, giving people a fresh feeling. Although this was a refreshing novel that leaned toward the noob side, the author's writing was smooth, the plot was fascinating, and the rhythm was well controlled. The story progressed layer by layer, making people unable to stop. The author was a high-level FL martial arts author. He had excellent control of the rhythm and leveled up quickly. Although it was still uncertain whether it would collapse in the later stages, this setting was full of anticipation. The writing style and plot of this book were still passable. The background was a combination of modern and fantasy, so the setting should be quite grand. Overall,"The Final Divine Duty" was a book that everyone looked forward to reading. It was highly recommended for everyone to read. 11."Beyond Time": Er Da returned to the style of the Defiant Immortal. The main character was decisive in killing. His character was very similar to the Old Demon Wei of the Ten Martial Saints. At the end of the world, there was no female protagonist. Food + This Game Is Too Real: Awesome! The fourth catastrophe, the players worked hard, but the pain was happy. Red Heart Sky Patrol: Xianxia In ancient times, the demon race had gone extinct. In the modern era, the dragon race disappeared. The era of the Great Divine Dao was already like smoke, and the era of the peak of flying swords had finally fallen… What happened in this world? Who would listen to the truth of history buried in the river of time? Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are painted with corpses, and hundreds of years of heaven and earth are painted with hungry tigers. Heaven and earth are fair as heartless, I have a pure heart to survey the heavens! "Ring of Fate":"Ring of Fate" was a series of works that people looked forward to. The main character was from the Hunter pathway, and his personality was unpredictable. It made people's imaginations run wild. This book had a recommendation index of five stars. It could be said to be a masterpiece. It could be seen as the second part of "Mysteries of the Mysteries". It had a certain connection with the plot of the first part, and the plot was still full of strange appeal. In the 60th chapter, the tempo was very fast, making one unable to stop. If you are interested in the story of the mysterious world, this book is definitely not to be missed. It was the continuation of the second part of The Mysterious World, filled with infinite fantasy and hot-blooded teenage feelings. In short, if you like fantasy adventure stories, then Ring of Destiny will bring you a new reading experience. "The Great Ming State Preceptor":"The Great Ming State Preceptor" is a refreshing historical novel. The main character of the story was Jiang Xinghuo, a transmigrator. He was forced to transmigrate to the Ming Dynasty during the Battle of Jingnan and became the emperor's national teacher. The author had a deep foundation in history, and the whole article was full of practical knowledge. From politics, economics, natural science to the way of governing the country, every class was refreshing. The main character, Jiang Xing Huo, used his mind as his main weapon. Through his own modern knowledge and ideas, he brought great changes to the Ming Dynasty. His story filled people with curiosity and anticipation about the history of the Ming Dynasty. At the same time, the author skillfully used all kinds of twists and suspense to keep people interested in the story. The Great Ming State Preceptor was a wonderful historical novel that was worth reading. 16:"Ascending on the Right Day": A new work by the Great God. Reading it now. It's very good. 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth": 4/5 Everyone said that the female lead was the rich girl's version of Shen Youchu. The progress of A Rebirth Story was quite smooth. It was just a new novel. There weren't many words, so it could be maintained. "Deep Sea Ember":"Deep Sea Ember" is a fascinating novel. The author's grand and mysterious worldview and serious yet relaxed style attracted the readers 'attention. The mystery in the story made people want to find out, and it made people curious about how many books Dayanzhu had to sacrifice. The author's writing style was very good. The characters in the book were all intelligent. The plot was complete and meticulous, giving people a lot to watch. The story was set in a world that had been completely overturned and fragmented, making people want to know more. All in all, this book is worth reading. I hope everyone can support the author even more. 19:"Cultivate in the Chaos of the Demonic Martial World" [Tagged: Dao of Righteousness, Attribute, Mortal]🐶 [Description] This book mainly told the story of a graduate who transmigrated to the Immortal Cultivation World and awakened a golden finger that could travel between worlds. He used the resources of different worlds to complement each other and developed in a low-key manner to become a big shot step by step. [A brief review] ️This book belongs to the traditional mortal flow. The protagonist under the author's pen is decisive and knows the way of stability. ️Through the story progression, the author perfectly explained what a stable protagonist was. This was also the main selling point of this book. It could be said that this was a superb story about Gou Daofan's human flow and cultivation. "Who told him to cultivate!" Very interesting. So far, it seems to be very fun. The plot isn't too surprising. The rhythm is good. It's funny and easy. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.