funny swim practice stories

When Lu Xuan woke up, he found himself to be an Ordinary Spirit Plant Master in the Loose Repair Market, scraping by on his three-quarters of an acre Spirit Field in the Cultivation World. Luckily, he made an accidental discovery that whenever a Spirit Plant matures, he would receive an extra reward. For each Sword Grass he harvested, he would receive a Sword Pill. For each Xuan Chong Vine he harvested, he would receive a portion of Hidden Star Sand. For each Underworld Spring Flower he harvested, he would receive an Underworld Flame Elixir Recipe. ... From then on, he decided to live a peaceful life, staying put and observing the tumultuous changes of the Cultivation World from his Spirit Field. "What does a Fight Law contest, Secret Land exploration, seeking fairy fortunes, obtaining Magic Treasures... have anything to do with me?!” "I just want to peacefully farm my land."

This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume... Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.' To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, transforms the manual into something extraordinary. Guided by the Jade Sword, he is able to pierce through everything. Later, as his mastery over various methods grows, Duan Yun, carrying the philosophy of 'the enlightened benefit the world,' never keeps secrets and spreads martial arts across the land. Who would have thought... "Duan the Demon misled me! He said this technique enhances yin and yang, but now I can only squat to pee, boo hoo..." "It was the Demon who taught me this 'Seven Parts Returning Qi'. Instead of blessing me, it brought disaster—I either get killed or step in dung. The fortune-teller said I've lost seventy percent of my luck." "Don't trust a word of what Demon Duan says! The fairy of the Myriad Wonders Palace was supposed to ascend the whole palace to the heavens, but in one night, she was possessed and turned into a demoness, all due to that old demon Duan's handiwork!" ... Duan Yun finds this incomprehensible. All he did was practice martial arts, spread techniques, and occasionally emulate the laws of nature, so how did he become notorious as a demon? This is slander! The same techniques cause no issues for me, so the problem lies with you all, not me!

【National Martial Arts】【Attributes】 There are rumors that ancient Taoist priests could leap over mountain ravines in a single step, There are rumors that ancient generals could crush bronze and iron with one hand. There are rumors that ancient monks could cross the Yangtze River with a single reed, There are rumors that ancient travelers could let out a howl like thunder. Striking a person is like hanging a picture, the strike sounds sharp and crackling, Practicing qi gathers in the Dantian, crossing the river just knee-deep. With the help of the attributes panel, Wang Longhu explored and embarked on the path of martial arts through diligent practice. "Today, I am the number one in the world."

Translation by EkkoTheDemon —— 【Druid + Cultivation + Farming + Beast Taming】 The Incident: You have transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation, yet you have obtained the Druid profession from a Western fantasy world! And then... 【Wild Shape】 Transform into the Sea-Riling Flood Dragon, the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wield the power of primordial divine beasts! 【Animal Companion】 Form a contract with the Nine-Colored Deer to share the talent 「Nine-Colored Holy Spirit」! Contract Empress Shiji to share the talent 「Golden Stone Physique」! 【Summon Treant】 Have you ever seen a Treant warrior stronger than a divine beast? Fusang Tree Warriors, Bodhi Tree Warriors... transform and strike! From that moment on, a gradually preposterous Druid Cultivator appeared... Enemy: "There is something seriously wrong with you as a cultivator! Who on earth cultivates like that?" Bystander: "What? He is the man who started with a single box of bees and ended up building the strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the Immortal Realm?" Qi Ping: "This is the correct way to play a Druid!" —— 【The False Druid】 Hiding in primordial forests + contracting wild leopards and bears + transforming into Bear-Droids and Cat-Droids + nurturing ancient wood warriors... 【The True Druid】 Natural Sanctuary + Emerald Dream = The strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the cultivation world! Contracting the Nine-Colored Elk, the Qilin Divine Beast, the Ancient Heavenly Phoenix... and the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox! Transforming into the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wielding the power of primordial divine beasts! Nurturing million-year-old Fusang Wood, the Heaven-Reaching World Tree, Calamity-Averting Bamboo... and Bodhi Tree Warriors! —— Currently contracted animal companions: Golden Marrow Bees, Li-Fire Crow, Immortal-Baffling Spirit Fox, Hundred-Eyed Flower Demon, Primordial Stone Essence, Three-Colored Deer... (For every animal companion contracted, an additional Spirit Beast Talent can be shared!) —— Original Title: "The Farming Druid of the Cultivation World, Starting from Bee-Keeping"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

When Mike woke up, he found that the public had traveled to a world of a magic mile. In this world where crisis and opportunity coexist, everyone could decide their initial magic. Mike's magic of awakening was "infinite summoning". Not only could he summon creatures from other worlds infinitely, but as his strength increased, the creatures he summoned became more powerful. While others were still worrying about food, Mike was able to easily get food for his summoning creatures and became the biggest food supplier. When the others were still trying to improve the magic level, Mike's summoning creatures had all become conjurers and had created the strongest country. "Oh my God! His country has everything I need. I want to be his citizen!" "If you want to live in this world, you have to rely on Mike!"

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.