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My sister and I role played Cats the musical, but we used our own imagination, we did it over text messaging, since she does not live with me, she lives in Plainview TX. So we texted back and forth I wrote it down on paper and I turned it into a story.

Lee Haru retorna a Seoul com um passado sombrio, um casamento secreto com Jeon Jungkook e o poder de abalar famílias influentes. Enquanto protege suas amigas e expõe verdades escondidas, alianças perigosas se formam. Em meio a jogos de poder, obsessões e sentimentos inesperados, ninguém permanece intocado - e o silêncio de Haru ameaça derrubar tudo. AVISOS: as celebridades aqui apresentadas não representam pessoas ou situações reais, são apenas inspirações dentro deste universo nenhuma fala, gesto ou ação representa algo feito pelas pessoas reais, a imagem usada é meramente para fim ilustrativo

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"It was me who killed them." Said Noah with horror-filled eyes. "What do you mean?" I asked, trying not to expect the worst and that was then the car swept right on me, sending me to the ground ◾◾◾◾◾◾ Jacintha- She isn't your normal high school senior if you look beside her normal exterior. And just wants to complete her senior year and save her brother from dying Noah- The Highschool sweetheart with tons of admirers and an undercover bestseller author who hates everything regarding his family, especially his sister's new tutor, Jacintha. Together, they are given the task to make a memorable film in order to enroll in their dream film academy. With all the upsides and downsides of senior year and adolescent emotions, Jacintha's bloody past sweeps itself in. Will these two surpass all the complications or they will break in the process?

Bakugo gets hit by the cat master, turning him into a neko for 48 hours, Kirishima finds out and uh............it gets interesting...................

My name is Izanami Jun, and this is my second life story as a cafe owner.

Story in the Fanatica Realm

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

A mission gone wrong sends military doctor Han Lei tumbling through time, straight into the arms of a fallen Prince in a war-torn era. With a bizarre excuse to keep a doctor by his side, the battle-scarred general finds himself completely undone by her soft words and gentle hands. Han Lei's wish is to earn silver and marry a strong man. The Prince’s wish is to seek development and marry a gentle wife. Two people, four desires, who will bend first? --- She's a dignified modern woman who crossed through time. How could she stand by and let these ancient fools bully her husband? He's a national hero, yet nearly got himself killed over that damn loyalty of his. She asks him: "What are you thinking?" He answers: "My heart is dead, you know what I am thinking." She curls her lips, turns to leave a sentence: "Then what are you waiting for? Go do him now!"