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My sister and I role played Cats the musical, but we used our own imagination, we did it over text messaging, since she does not live with me, she lives in Plainview TX. So we texted back and forth I wrote it down on paper and I turned it into a story.

Lee Haru retorna a Seoul com um passado sombrio, um casamento secreto com Jeon Jungkook e o poder de abalar famílias influentes. Enquanto protege suas amigas e expõe verdades escondidas, alianças perigosas se formam. Em meio a jogos de poder, obsessões e sentimentos inesperados, ninguém permanece intocado - e o silêncio de Haru ameaça derrubar tudo. AVISOS: as celebridades aqui apresentadas não representam pessoas ou situações reais, são apenas inspirações dentro deste universo nenhuma fala, gesto ou ação representa algo feito pelas pessoas reais, a imagem usada é meramente para fim ilustrativo

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"It was me who killed them." Said Noah with horror-filled eyes. "What do you mean?" I asked, trying not to expect the worst and that was then the car swept right on me, sending me to the ground ◾◾◾◾◾◾ Jacintha- She isn't your normal high school senior if you look beside her normal exterior. And just wants to complete her senior year and save her brother from dying Noah- The Highschool sweetheart with tons of admirers and an undercover bestseller author who hates everything regarding his family, especially his sister's new tutor, Jacintha. Together, they are given the task to make a memorable film in order to enroll in their dream film academy. With all the upsides and downsides of senior year and adolescent emotions, Jacintha's bloody past sweeps itself in. Will these two surpass all the complications or they will break in the process?

Bakugo gets hit by the cat master, turning him into a neko for 48 hours, Kirishima finds out and uh............it gets interesting...................

Story in the Fanatica Realm

When a modern Englishman dies in a car crash and finds himself in asoiaf, he gets the shock of his life. Forced into an impossible situation, he's armed with only his wits and knowledge of things to come. Will he fall into despair or forge his own destiny? A self-insert fanfiction. Chaps every day and a Bonus Every 100 Stones This story was made by LuciusOctivus you can find him at https://www.fanfiction.net/u/9306830/LuciusOctivus I'm just reposting with his permission

After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.