darn funny cat stories

Once there was a cat that tried to jump onto a table but misjudged the distance and ended up in a flower pot instead. It sat there looking so confused with petals all over it, which was really funny.

The unexpectedness. Cats often do things that are out of the blue. For example, suddenly leaping at nothing or getting startled by their own reflection.

One funny cat story from history is about the cats in ancient Egypt. Cats were highly revered there. They were considered sacred animals. There are stories of cats being pampered and even mummified after death. If a cat died in a household, the family would go into mourning. It shows how important cats were in their culture.

A 'pretty darn good story' usually has interesting characters. For example, in 'The Lord of the Rings', Frodo and his friends are full of charm and courage, which makes the story great.

Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Eventually, it got dizzy and just flopped down on the floor.

There was this cat that got into the box of Christmas ornaments. When we found it, it was wearing a string of tinsel as a scarf and had a bauble stuck on its head. It looked like a very strange, festive feline. This cat just sat there, looking at us as if it was proud of its new look.

There's a story where a cat sees its reflection in the mirror for the first time. It thinks it's another cat and starts to hiss and paw at the mirror, not understanding it's just its own reflection. It's really hilarious to see the cat's reaction as it gets more and more worked up.

One memorable story is when a lady adopted a cat thinking it was a girl. A few weeks later, she found out it was a boy when she took it to the vet for a check - up. The cat's name was already something very girly, but they just kept it and it always made them laugh. Another story is about a family that adopted a cat which loved to steal socks. Every time they did the laundry, they had to search for missing socks all over the house because of the cat. It was really funny but also very endearing.

The story where a cat gets tangled in a ball of yarn is really interesting. It ends up looking like a furry, moving yarn monster. Another interesting one is when a cat tries to steal food from a dog's bowl while the dog is sleeping. The cat tiptoes over, but the dog wakes up at the last second and the cat has to make a hasty retreat.

My friend has a cat that loves to steal socks. One day, the cat dragged about five socks into its little bed and made a sort of nest out of them. When my friend found it, the cat was curled up in the middle of the sock - nest, looking very content, as if it had found the greatest treasure.