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When I found my mate cheating on me, I left my country, rejected him, and refused to be Luna anymore. Actually, I’m happy. My secret will never be exposed after I abandoned him. As it is quite a big secret, thanks, my mate.

Scholar System, Business System, Confucian Saint System, Oracle System, Bald System, Ancestor System, Myriad Realms System… This is a world overflowing with systems! In this world, everyone can awaken a system of their own! Everyone can cheat their way to the peak of life! However, Xiang Beifei was utterly confused, “Why do all you locals have system cheats while I, as a transmigrator, don’t have one?” Soon, he realized— Not having a system cheat was actually the biggest cheat of all!

Sie haben sein Leben zerstört. Jetzt wird er die Welt zerbrechen. Ethan hatte alles, bis sein bester Freund und die Frau, die er liebte, ihn verrieten und ihn verkrüppelt und vergessen zurückließen. Nach drei Jahren des Leidens kämpfte er sich zu einem letzten, verzweifelten Akt durch... und das Universum antwortete. Eine verborgene Quest. Eine zweite Chance. Eine Rückkehr zu dem Moment, als alles begann. Jetzt ist Ethan zurück, am Vorabend des Starts von Ätherisch, dem ersten vollständig immersiven VR-Spiel der Welt und dem Schlachtfeld, auf dem Legenden geschmiedet werden. Beim letzten Mal spielte er fair. Dieses Mal? Er ist bewaffnet mit jahrelangem Wissen: jeder Exploit, jede geheime Quest, jede fehlerhafte Mechanik, die ihn direkt an die Spitze bringen wird. Aber als er sich einloggt, stimmt etwas nicht. Das System zwingt ihn in eine unerwünschte Klasse – Druide, der größte Witz des Spiels. Die Art von Klasse, die Leute aus einer Mutprobe wählen und sofort bereuen. Doch als Ethan tiefer gräbt, erschüttert ihn die Wahrheit. [Glückwunsch! Du hast die Göttliche Blutlinie freigeschaltet: König der Elfen!] Ethan starrte auf den Bildschirm, ohne zu blinzeln. "...Was zum Teufel?" Die Druide-Klasse war ein Alleskönner, der nichts meisterte – ein chaotisches Durcheinander von Fähigkeiten, die andere Klassen imitierten, aber nie wirklich herausragten. Ihre Bärenform mangelte es an der rohen Verteidigung eines richtigen Tanks. Ihre Pantherform war schwächer als die eines Schurken. Ihre Heilung reichte nicht an die eines Priesters heran, und ihre Magie konnte nicht mit den verheerenden Zaubern eines Magiers mithalten. Die meisten Spieler gaben die Klasse früh auf, da sie erkannten, dass sie auf höchstem Niveau nie mithalten konnten. Und doch sind Ethans Werte außergewöhnlich. Seine Talente sind absurd. Sein Potenzial übersteigt alles, was er je gesehen hat. Das System hat ihm etwas gegeben, was kein anderer Druide je hatte – eine göttliche Blutlinie, legendäre Fähigkeiten und eine Wachstumsrate, die jeder Logik trotzt. Wenn Druiden schwach sein sollten, dann war Ethan die Ausnahme, die die Geschichte neu schreiben würde. Er ist nicht nur hier, um seinen Thron zurückzuerobern. Er ist hier, um alles zu nehmen. Fraktionen werden aufsteigen. Imperien werden fallen. Die Stärksten werden gedeihen, und die Schwachen werden untergehen. Und diejenigen, die ihn verraten haben? Sie werden nicht lange genug leben, um es noch einmal zu tun.

They shattered his life. Now, he’ll break the world. Ethan had it all, until his best friend and the woman he loved betrayed him, leaving him crippled and forgotten. Three years of suffering later, he clawed his way to one final, desperate act… and the universe answered. A hidden quest. A second chance. A return to the moment everything began. Now, Ethan is back, on the eve of Ethereal’s launch, the world’s first fully immersive VR game and the battlefield where legends are forged. Last time, he played fair. This time? He’s armed with years of knowledge: every exploit, every secret quest, every broken mechanic that will let him climb straight to the top. But when he logs in, something is off. The system forces him into an unwanted class—Druid, the game’s biggest joke. The kind of class people pick as a dare and regret immediately. Yet as Ethan digs deeper, the truth shakes him. [Congratulations! You have unlocked the Divine Bloodline: King of Elves!] Ethan stared at the screen, unblinking. “…The hell?” The Druid class was a jack-of-all-trades, master of none—a scattered mess of abilities that mimicked other classes but never truly excelled. Their bear form lacked the raw defense of a proper tank. Their panther form was weaker than a rogue. Their healing fell short of a priest, and their magic couldn’t compare to a mage’s devastating spells. Most players abandoned the class early, realizing they could never compete at the highest level. And yet, Ethan’s stats are off the charts. His talents are absurd. His potential is beyond anything he’s ever seen. The system has given him something no other Druid ever had—a divine bloodline, legendary abilities, and a growth rate that defies logic. If Druids were meant to be weak, then Ethan was the exception that would rewrite history. He’s not just here to reclaim his throne. He’s here to take everything. Factions will rise. Empires will fall. The strongest will thrive, and the weak will perish. And the ones who betrayed him? They won’t live to do it again.

A world where people awakened abilities called Skills to those who come of age. The protagonist, Awakened with three godly cheat skills, does he uses them and rise to an existence called a hero or becomes a person who only cares about his own life. [ A/N: This story contains sex material.] [ A/N: I am not a native speaker of English, you might find some grammar mistakes in chapters, so please bear With me.] [ A/N: cover image doesn't belong to me If the creator wants to remove it, just message me.] https://www.patreon.com/CopyMonarch

Nyx, Earth's former number one mercenary found himself on the end of his life failing to escape from a powerful criminal mastermind. However, fate seems to have another plan for him when he woke up in a completely different place, a place that he will eventually call home in the new world where strength makes one the biggest boss. [Welcome to the Universal Shop System!] [Detected that it is the first-time log-in. Reward: Random Gift Pack (5)] [Detected the user entering the Body Tempering Realm. Reward: Infinite Qi System] [Opened Random Gift Pack (5). Acquired True Transcendence Body Art (1). Acquired Primordial Nihility Transcendent Qi (1). Acquired Immortal Illusion Art (1). Acquired Grand Desolation Transcendent Body (1). Acquired Extreme Origin Transcendent Soul (1)] With an absurd system as his cheat, follow the young man's journey through the entirety as he gains his position as the one true peerless existence, the sole transcendent above all. Notes: The story will be pretty fast paced for the first few chapters in my opinion. R-18 parts probably will contain all sorts of plays, except extreme and dark ones. Harem includes incest, no yuri, and finally, no netorare. ---------- 2 chapters every day released @ 6:00 and 18:00 GMT+8 An additional chapter for every 200 power stones, as well as every 50 golden tickets, release every Monday @ 6:00 GMT +8

# ANOTHERWORLD Percorso di Dio era un misterioso gioco che è apparso sul pianeta blu 20 anni fa. Solo 1 milione di slot venivano aperti ogni mese. Una volta che una persona diventava un giocatore del gioco, avrebbe ottenuto superpoteri e sarebbe diventata più forte delle persone normali. … Ling Yi è stato in grado di attivare il Sistema di Super Mutazione dopo essere diventato un giocatore. Dai consumabili alle armi divine, era in grado di mutare tutto. Era persino in grado di mutare un sacco di poteri simili a cheat quando massimizzava il suo potenziale. Quando ha mutato il talento +1 fortuna, è diventato un potere simile a un cheat, Inversione di Probabilità, dove poteva invertire una possibilità del 10% in una del 90%. Se un oggetto aveva solo lo 0,1% di probabilità di cadere, allora sarebbe stato il 99,9% per lui. Quando ha mutato i Veri Occhi, ha ottenuto l'Occhio della Verità, un altro potere simile a un cheat che non solo gli permetteva di vedere le statistiche nascoste, ma anche le informazioni degli oggetti. Oltre a questi due, aveva anche altri poteri come la Manifestazione della Malevolenza dove poteva trasformare le cattive intenzioni degli altri in narrazione, e la Luce di Riduzione dell'Intelligenza che riduceva l'intelligenza del suo bersaglio. Un anno dopo, Ling Yi, che aveva ottenuto titoli come il Giocatore più Veloce a Salire di Livello, il Primo Giocatore con Livello Massimo e l'Uomo più Forte, era in una delle sue molte interviste. "In realtà, io..."

De knuste hans liv. Nu vil han knuse verden. Ethan havde det hele, indtil hans bedste ven og kvinden, han elskede, forrådte ham og efterlod ham lammet og glemt. Tre års lidelse senere kæmpede han sig frem til en sidste, desperat handling ... og universet svarede. En skjult mission. En ny chance. En tilbagevenden til øjeblikket, hvor alt begyndte. Nu er Ethan tilbage, aftenen før lanceringen af Ethereal, verdens første fuldt immersive VR-spil og den slagmark, hvor legender skabes. Sidste gang spillede han fair. Denne gang? Han er bevæbnet med flere års viden: enhver exploit, enhver hemmelig mission, enhver ødelagt spilmekanik, der vil lade ham klatre direkte til toppen. Men da han logger ind, er noget galt. Systemet tvinger ham ind i en uønsket klasse – Druide, spillets største joke. Den slags klasse, folk vælger som en udfordring og fortryder med det samme. Men som Ethan graver dybere, ryster sandheden ham. [Tillykke! Du har låst op for den Guddommelige Blodlinje: Alvekonge!] Ethan stirrede på skærmen uden at blinke. "…Hvad fanden?" Druide-klassen var en altmuligmand, men en mester i intet – et spredt rod af evner, der efterlignede andre klasser, men aldrig rigtig excellerede. Deres bjørneform manglede den rå forsvarskraft fra en rigtig tank. Deres panterform var svagere end en rogue. Deres healing var ikke på højde med en priest, og deres magi kunne ikke måle sig med en mages ødelæggende besværgelser. De fleste spillere opgav klassen tidligt, da de indså, at de aldrig kunne konkurrere på højeste niveau. Og alligevel er Ethans stats helt vanvittige. Hans talenter er absurde. Hans potentiale overgår alt, hvad han nogensinde har set. Systemet har givet ham noget, ingen anden Druide nogensinde har haft – en guddommelig blodlinje, legendariske evner og en vækstrate, der trodser al logik. Hvis Druider var ment til at være svage, så var Ethan undtagelsen, der ville omskrive historien. Han er her ikke kun for at genvinde sin trone. Han er her for at tage alt. Fraktioner vil opstå. Imperier vil falde. De stærkeste vil trives, og de svage vil omkomme. Og dem, der forrådte ham? De vil ikke leve længe nok til at gøre det igen.

Fu Yu awoke from a big dream, feeling like the heavens stuffed his mouth with a pie. Everything familiar suddenly became virtual. The work kitchen, the tools he used, the colleagues he cooperated with, and the customers he faced. Everyone and everything has become walking NPCs and auxiliary tools. Daily life and work have turned into main quests that need to be completed and key clues for advancement. A customer ordered a dish of loose sautéed meat slices. Fu Yu took out a piece of fresh tenderloin: [Pork: Freshness: 90%] Held an egg in one hand: [Egg: Freshness: 85%] Heated oil in the pot, prepared starch, and got ready onions, ginger, and garlic. First frying, then stir-frying; the meat is cooked and taken out of the pot, plated and served to the customer: [Ding! Task of one portion of loose sautéed meat slices completed. Reward received: Cooking Experience +10, RMB +100, one oil-draining spatula!] As a chef constantly fed by the heavens, as long as he cooks, he levels up!

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