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The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1140 Chs
The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

[Female Protagonist Synopsis]: * Mia Ginger experienced a trial marriage. Before the trial marriage-- Dad said: "Koa Jackson is a postdoctoral fellow, watch your words and deeds." Mom said: "Since you don't like him anyway, why not let your sister have him." Brother said: "Shameless, stealing big sister's beloved." Sister said: "Why didn't you come back a month later!" Mia Ginger didn't understand, she was already seventeen years late, late enough that the whole Ginger Family completely forgot her existence, late enough that the adopted sister occupied seventeen years of affection, late enough that the man she was betrothed to almost became someone else's groom, how much later should she be? Mia Ginger curved her lips: "Grandpa Jackson, I will strive to be worthy of Brother Jackson." She thought it was out of spite, unaware that upon meeting him again, she discovered he was the big brother lingering in her heart for nearly ten years. At two years old, she got lost, falling from a Rich Family's Daughter to a street beggar, picked up and raised by a masseuse for seventeen years, and upon returning home, she was determined to become the first socialite in upper-class society. * [Male Protagonist Synopsis] He is Koa Jackson, the third son of the Jackson Family, elegant and upright, with outstanding looks, the youngest neurosurgery professor in the domestic medical field, known by all. Simply because, at twenty-seven, he remains single. All young ladies want to marry into the Jackson Family, unaware the nobleman was betrothed since birth. In his entire life, he need only remain pure, waiting for one girl to grow up. Before the trial marriage, Koa Jackson had seen his future bride twice. The first time, he was eight, she was eight months. He stood by the bed watching her crawl with her little bottom, finding it amusing, he wrote his name on her sole and said with a smile: "Brother will stamp you." The second time, he was eighteen, she was ten. He stood by the road watching her sneakily stealing, feeling pity, he took her hand and gave her a hundred yuan, helplessly saying: "Not stealing is a good child." He's always remembered the first time, long forgotten the second. Unexpectedly, the little girl whose foot he tickled at home always regarded the second time as her life's salvation. * [He couldn't partake in her turbulent past, but wholeheartedly takes on her prosperous future; companionship is the most touching confession.]
Urban
911 Chs
Can you share some funny true breakup stories?
Sure. One of my friends broke up with her boyfriend because he was obsessed with collecting action figures. Their apartment was filled with them, and she finally had enough when she found one in the fridge. She told him it was either her or the toys, and he chose the toys.
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2024-12-06 15:56
What are some funny true breakup stories you've heard?
There was a girl who broke up with her boyfriend because he was always stealing her fries. Every time they ate out, he would reach over and take some of her fries without asking. She warned him many times, but when he did it again during a dinner date, she stood up and said 'We're over, you fry - stealer!'. It was kind of hilarious.
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2024-12-07 15:38
Can you share some funny breakup stories?
Well, there was this couple. The guy was always late for their dates. One time, he showed up two hours late to a really fancy dinner reservation. When he finally arrived, he was wearing two different shoes. His girlfriend was so frustrated that she started laughing uncontrollably and then told him it was over. It was so absurd that it made for a funny breakup story.
2 answers
2024-10-31 06:47
Can you share some funny breakup stories?
Sure. One funny breakup story is about a couple who broke up over a pizza. The guy loved pineapple on pizza, but the girl thought it was a total abomination. They had a huge fight during a pizza night and decided to call it quits right there. Another one was a couple where the girl dumped the guy because he named his dog after his ex - girlfriend. And then there was a couple who split because the guy was obsessed with collecting action figures and the girl thought he loved the toys more than her.
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2024-11-21 04:19
Tell me some crazy funny breakup stories.
Once, my friend's ex broke up with her via a pizza delivery guy. The guy showed up at her door with a pizza and a note that said 'We're done'. It was so absurd that she couldn't help but laugh.
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2024-12-09 13:37
What are some interesting funny breakup stories you know?
I know a story where a girl broke up with a guy because he couldn't stop making bad puns all the time. It drove her crazy. Another one is about a couple who broke up because the guy's favorite football team was the rival of the girl's favorite team, and they couldn't handle the tension during game days. One more is that a guy broke up with a girl because she was always stealing his fries at restaurants.
3 answers
2024-11-21 14:16
The True Story of a Bestie's Breakup
I'll recommend a few novels to you. " Siheyuan: Uncle Yi Zhonghai lies flat in an instant!" The protagonist of the novel, Dragon Rider in the Snow, traveled to the Love Courtyard. His uncle was a level-eight fitter, Yi Zhonghai, and he instantly lay flat on the ground. " Reborn in a Perfect Family " was a modern romance novel created by Whale Blue Old News. The female protagonist's best friend's family favored sons over daughters. The female protagonist wanted to teach her best friend's parents a lesson, but she was reborn into a similar situation. It was a new work, and the writing was not bad. " The Precious Lady " was a Xianxia novel written by Ci Nainiao. After the female protagonist's boyfriend was stolen by her best friend, she obtained the Good Man System and walked towards the peak of her life. However, the reviews of this book were mixed. Divorce Failed Again, a modern romance novel by Qiao Yishui. Gu Qiaoqiao was reborn in 1986, tearing apart a scumbag man and a scumbag woman to protect her family. She had many more stories with the male protagonist, Qin Yize, and it was very novel. "The Immortals Pursuing the Dao" was an immortal novel that only loved devils and devils. After Chen Changsheng transmigrated, he spent seventy years and relied on the Hundred Lives Incense Stele to open the path of cultivation and forge the Immortal Clan. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-02-16 09:41
What are the most memorable crazy funny breakup stories you've heard?
I heard of a couple where the guy tried to break up with the girl using a skywriter. But the wind blew the words all out of shape and it ended up looking like gibberish. The girl was confused at first but when she figured it out, she thought it was the funniest thing ever. They ended up on good terms after that crazy attempt at a breakup.
2 answers
2024-12-10 17:00
Are breakup sex stories common?
Yes, they are quite common. Many people experience a rush of mixed emotions during a breakup, and sex can be a way to deal with those emotions. It's a complex situation where physical attraction and emotional turmoil collide.
2 answers
2024-12-05 21:11
Is ghost stories a breakup album?
In my opinion, ghost stories isn't strictly a breakup album. While some songs might hint at relationship issues or heartache, the overall theme is more complex and diverse than just breakups.
1 answer
2024-10-11 19:39
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