funny rabbit stories

“Does the vengeance of justice count as a sin?” Fushimi Shika, burdened with a system, gives his answer: “Yes! But I will take on all sins!” Avengers chant his name, leaving behind his name. Thus, the world gains a notorious serial killer. A grieving father avenges his lost daughter by killing the true perpetrator; A husband takes revenge for his wife through a locked-room murder; A child who lost both parents makes a desperate gamble... Fushimi Shika shields these unfortunate souls who have lost everything, leaving his unique proclamation at the scene: "This is divine punishment, I am the divine punishment" ... Years later, atop Tokyo Tower, Minamoto Tamako points a gun at her partner. "Although I don’t know how you did it, you are the mastermind!" Amidst thunder and lightning, rain pouring down, Fushimi Shika raises his hands: “How rude, Rabbit Officer, I am a messenger of justice.”

Ever since a despicable rabbit arrived at the Heavenly Court, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the major Immortals: beware of fire, theft, and rabbits. At the same time, the God of Food's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide started selling like hotcakes. One could often see a bunch of Immortals waving various magic treasures, chasing a rabbit all over everywhere, shouting, "Although group beating is unfair, we can lose face, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so freaking famous? Almost all the Immortals know him, is it because he's cute? Passerby B: No! It's because he's a jerk! No, that's inaccurate, he's totally a mega jerk!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

The apocalypse came sooner than the destined date, taking the lives of Nagan’s rabbit pets before he could go back home after work. The loss was enough to awaken a new reality-tainting ability from the depth of his crumbling heart. Seeing his wrathful ferocity and prowess on display, a mysterious overseer leaps forward from the heights—before proposing to the human to be her one and only husband. “Thus henceforth, in our hearts’ bloody honeymoon—lay you and I, a pair of nightly groom-to-be~” Still overwhelmed by the amount of blood he has lost, Nagan accepts the proposal while on the verge of being unconscious. He didn’t realize that he had become the seed producer and leader of a kingdom with a rabbit-eared army. ________ Usalian is a unisexual race that only consists of females within their social construct, with the exception of a ‘Patriarch’ that acts as the leader of the whole colony, while also being the seed provider to expand the population of the ‘Kingdom’, together with the ‘Queen’ that doubles as a the kingdom’s sole broodmother and figure of nobility. Every Usalian Queens of a different kingdom possessed a different power and specialization, but all of them possessed the trait to filter the extracted seeds of their ruling partner and birth those qualified seeded eggs instantaneously inside a special realm without any period of gestation. It’s easier to believe that all of this process is done magically without any scientific explanation, except for the seed extraction which can be done manually through consensual intercourse. Usalians themselves don't possess the concept of aging, as they grow mentally, spiritually, and physically through experience. Different experiences lead to a different growth and specialization. Sometimes, they are able to mutate and evolve an entirely unique trait to their genome, upgrading their capability by just simply existing. To top it off, every newborn kit inherited all of the strength, traits, genetic prowess, and the potential of their Patriarch with a ranging diversity depending on the Patriarch's Seeds Quality Quotient. As such, it is vital for the Patriarch to train and acquire a new strength through arrays of methods ranging from genetical surgery, mediation, physical training, relics, acquisition of supernatural, etc—to ensure the prosperity of the Kingdom. ________ Prominent tags: Over-the-top Action - Progression Fantasy - Civilization - Kingdom Building - Kingdom Progression - Mutation - Gene - Evolution - Supernatural - Magic and Science - Apocalypse - Multiple Realms - Paracausal Power - Yandere - Rabbit-Eared Wife - No NTR - Reclaiming Original Strength - Lovecraftian Horrors - Romance - R-18 - Realm War - Ageless - Fantasy - Sci-fi - Mass Regression - Comedy - Cultivation - Apotheosis ________ Cover illustration is made using AI with some editing magic.

Chan Lee inched away from him as she tried to find better words than yesterday, she had to let him know why this wasn't exactly good, “You’re starting to get comfortable being in the same bed as me, you know?” “I recall that you once felt bad for me always sleeping on the floor.” Xue tilted his head at her, his expression told her that he couldn't understand why she was even asking about it.  “So I decided to sleep on the bed.” It was the simplest decision for him. It seemed that his childlike innocence was still there—added with a dose of childish whinings. Although his requests as of late weren’t exactly that childlike, at least if you asked her. Asking for kisses, wanting to shower in the bathroom together?! . . . Taking in a legendary spirit is no small matter as they attract a lot of attention. And that's something that she doesn't thrive in. Chan Lee is an ordinary university student living a rather quiet life—if not a lonesome one. Until he arrives. He's the peculiar man who ends up on her roof one fateful night. The so-called Moon Bunny, who mistakes her for Chang'e. It may seem like all fun and games, but hiding from cultivators, secret societies and other interested individuals is harder than one may think. This is their story. ... It starts out with a relatively slow pace first and will be quite a slow burn romance. Volume 1: His Arrival ( Primarily Romance ) Chan Lee's life changes when Xue, a legendary spirit from the moon arrives and turns her life upside down with his gentle smile and all the troubles that comes along with hosting such a spectacular spirit Volume 2: Her Choices ( Drama ) The two of them are now living together and are at a new stage in their relationship, however, danger and troubles come at every corner and her decisions will make or break things . . . "Even if you no longer remember, I will always search for you." A love through multiple incarnatations and ages. This is the third time. The Official Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/NNU4emZ Coffee for Sleepy Author: https://ko-fi.com/cheldv Webnovel Spirity Awards 2020

Selfish, cautious, envious, and ruthless main character. all in all just read my fuxking novel it has cosmic horror that devours galaxies, deaths up on deaths, I’m talking in quadrillions. slumbering gods from a billion years ago. forbidden realms blood and gore. tired of endless reincarnations, human mc and systems. read my novel. (English is not my first language.) (ps… first volume is readable I guess, because I actually had an idea of where the story was going. second volume not so much because I had no idea of the story, basically I just sat and wrote anything that came to mind.)

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

"The Rabbit Spirit Who Became a Terminally Ill Male Match" Author: Beauty without frost 成了绝症男配的兔子精 作 者：美人无霜 Brief comment on works: Su Ci dressed as a little rabbit raised by a terminally ill male in the book. Inadvertently, she got a system that can predict life and death. In the beginning, Su Ci, who turned from a rabbit to a human, was forced to save people with the help of the system in order to gain the merits of curing terminally ill male partners. Pulling up the female employees who are in the abyss, helping the little boy who has lost too much blood, and persuading the classmates who are looking for death...Su Ci saved their lives one by one. Gradually, she went from being forced to save others and developed into a male partner who was rescued to actively rescue those around her who were about to die and help them escape the desperate situation. No matter how dark the road is, there will be light to illuminate it. This article is novel in conception and vivid and smooth. It tells a series of warm and positive plots, such as the heroine's efforts to become the hero's light, and the efforts to save and help the dying people around her. The story is novel and interesting, and it is worth watching. ================