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The ancient Divine Beast Susu descended to endure trials and became the youngest daughter of the Qin Family, who were nearing eighty years old; young in age but high in seniority, even the men in their twenties had to call her auntie. Susu was also the only girl in three generations of the Qin Family, cherished by her parents, doted on by her brothers, and her nephews would fight over holding their auntie and protecting her. Protect her? Susu said she didn't need it, for she was a mighty and ferocious Divine Beast! With her around, no one would dare to bully the Qin Family members! Those who bullied her family got sent flying; those who coveted their fortune got sent flying; those who tried to kidnap her got sent flying. The kidnappers who captured Susu were frightened by her and willingly handed over their cell phones for her to call the police. "How do I unlock the cell phone?" Susu asked. "It requires fingerprint unlocking, you can use my finger," explained the kidnapper. "How do I use your finger? Chop it off?" Susu asked again. "No! No need to chop, it can be used while still attached to my hand!" the kidnapper wailed. Chop off a finger! What kind of thought process was that? Way too scary! Ever since the lucky-buff-carrying Susu had come to their home, the family's luck had improved, their business prospered more each day, and the previously naughty young masters had become much better behaved, truly a little lucky star. It was just that boy from the neighbor's house, who kept thinking about kidnapping Little Susu, causing the Qin Family men quite a bit of concern. Maybe they should just break his leg again?

The old man and the old lady who retired to the mountains and forests of the Qin family came back, and they brought back a three-and-a-half-year-old little girl! White, tender and pink! Everyone was curious as to whether the little girl was the illegitimate daughter of a young master of the Qin family. The young masters of the Qin family: "She is our aunt! Dear!" The little girl put her hands on her hips: "They are all my little nephews, I am protecting them! Don't bully them, or I will beat you up!" Everyone: "... ..." When such an aunt suddenly appeared, everyone in the Qin family rejected her at first. The nine young masters of the Qin family said: "We don't have such an aunt!" But slowly, all the elders of the Qin family were captured by the naughty and fierce little ancestor. The eldest brother Qin Yuhuai: "I am the eldest brother, and I should take care of my little aunt!" The second eldest brother Qin Yuhan: "My little aunt likes to play the little games I make the most!" The third brother Qin Yuche: "My little aunt likes to eat my food the most. Dish! You should live with me!" ... Keywords of the novel: Xiaozu Religion, You Become a Human, no pop-up window, Xiaozu Religion, You Become a Human Being, full txt download, Xiaozu Religion, You Behave, the latest chapter to read

Link es un niño de la tribu kokiri, habitantes del bosque, pronto se ve empujado fuera de su hogar para cumplir una tarea encomendado por la Deidad Protectora del Bosque y partirá hacia una aventura de proporciones épicas. Conocerá diversas razas, reinos y desafíos en su camino por establecer la paz a su mundo. Hará aliados de todo tipo que le guiaran para establecerse como un héroe legendario. Visitará y participará en distintas culturas adoptando sus costumbres y protegiéndolos de aquel hombre que busca hurtar el tesoro para dominar el mundo. Dos niños nacidos del destino, uno en el desierto y otro en los bosques serán quienes forjen el futuro del Reino de Hyrule

Link is a boy of the Kokiri tribe, inhabitants of the forest, soon he is pushed out of his home to fulfill a task entrusted by the Protecting Deity of the Forest and he will set out on an adventure of epic proportions. You will meet various races, kingdoms, and challenges on your way to establish peace in your world. He will make allies of all kinds to guide him to establish himself as a legendary hero. You will visit and participate in different cultures adopting their customs and protecting them from the man who seeks to steal the treasure to dominate the world. Two children born of destiny, one in the desert and the other in the forests, will be the ones who shape the future of the Kingdom of Hyrule

Vespia, better known in the shadows as "The Legendary Killer", is the most wanted criminal on the continent. Responsible for the assassination of the Hero Legendary himself — right after his historic victory over the Demon King — she coldly eliminated the most powerful warriors, kings, and mages the world has ever known. Bounty on her head: 300 million gold pieces. Every nation hunts her. Every heroes' guild dreams of claiming her head. And yet... Today, under her true name — Lamia Grandcester — this lady with a smile as sweet as it is deadly calmly presents herself at the gates of the kingdom's most prestigious institution: The Royal Heroes Academy. Her dearest dream? To become... a teacher. In charge of the class of the brilliant, ambitious, idealistic students... who are completely unaware of who is hiding behind their new, incredibly charismatic instructor.

Please give my book a chance. A 15 years old boy by the name of Jin ho was being bullied before he was dragged into a world with all of humanity. Jin Ho open his eye and found in a forest surrounded by small green creatures.

THE ARTS OF MASTURBATION tells the story of a young writer and artist who left his home because his parents could not accept his gender. He works as a tutor for a high school classmate, the son of one of his college professors. He strives hard to meet his everyday necessities, but he became a masturbate buddy through his straight tutee, just by his hands as a means of assisting his tutee in his masturbation. He uses it as motivation for his writing career and for creating art that helps him get through college.

They buried her in 1978. But Miss Titi never left. When Ifunanya "Ify" Okonkwo returns to Saint Raphael’s Academy as a teacher, she expects a fresh start. But whispers of Miss Titi, her old teacher who died mysteriously after their final exams, make Ify uneasy. The very night she returns, she hears chalk scratching at the blackboard in her room. Words appear: "Do you remember?" As eerie visions pull Ify deeper into the past, she realizes Miss Titi isn’t haunting Saint Raphael’s for revenge—she’s searching for her killer. But Ify has locked away those memories for a reason. And if she remembers… she may not leave the school alive.

"You should get up from where you fell down. Wifey, don't you want to hold your head high and show off in front of them in this life?" the man whispered close to the woman's ear, his tone full of temptation. "Are you really that kind?" The woman took a wary step back, completely unwilling to fall for it: "Those people aren't just anybody. Aren't they your dearest parents and siblings?" "Wifey, I am clear on who is close to me and who is distant. From now on, you and the children are the ones dearest to me." A pained look flashed in the man's eyes; it took him a lifetime and a painful price to finally understand—if he himself doesn't know how to fiercely protect his own wife and children, how can he expect others to hold them in any regard? This is actually a story where both the male and female leads are reborn, one after the other, and the male lead, after learning from his painful experience, ultimately undergoes a Cultivation to become a "loyal dog." With a spatial dimension and a superpower, see how Gu Nuan Nuan brings her mother along for a magnificent reversal in this life!

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"