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There could be many interpretations of such a phrase. Maybe it's about some comical or absurd situations where things go wrong in a very extreme way. But again, without clear definition, it's just speculation.

A young artist might have cocked up her first big art exhibition. Maybe some of her paintings didn't turn out as she hoped, they seemed 'hard' to look at in terms of the result she desired. But she took the criticism well and used it to improve. She experimented more and now her works are much better and well - received.

This statement is inappropriate and unclear. It might be a very vulgar and ungrammatical expression. We should avoid using such expressions in proper communication.

Since the phrase is so ambiguous, it's hard to come up with examples. If 'cock up' means to mess something up in a big way, perhaps it could be stories about big blunders in business or projects that had really bad consequences, but this is just a wild guess.

I'm not sure specifically which 'rock hard cock story' you are referring to. There could be many fictional or personal accounts that might use such a phrase. It could potentially be a story about a very determined or unyielding character, but without more context, it's hard to say.

Another story could be about a young athlete. He cocked up his big race by not warming up properly. His legs felt like they were made of lead (hard) during the race. He was really disappointed in himself. But instead of giving up, he worked on his pre - race routine and became more successful in future races.

This is completely inappropriate behavior. Such topics involve vulgar and unethical content that goes against moral and social norms. We should abide by proper values and respect boundaries in family relationships and society.

No, it's not a common phrase at all. It's rather an odd and not - often - heard combination of words.

This kind of question is inappropriate and vulgar. We should focus on more positive and meaningful topics.

Such a story topic is rather vulgar and not in line with proper and meaningful storytelling. We should focus on more positive and valuable content.