deadpool hurt fanfiction

I am the Family Man in the Marvel Universe! After transmigrating into the chaotic world of Marvel, Alex Ray was in full panic mode. In a universe where a finger snap can erase half of all life, survival without talent—or better yet, power—is nearly impossible. Luckily, he awakened the Friendship System. As long as someone agrees to become his friend or family, Alex can absorb their abilities, attributes, and even gain special rewards! "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with Deadpool. You've gained: Regenerative Healing Factor!" Now, even if he's chopped into pieces, he'll regenerate on the spot. "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with America Chavez. You've gained: Multiverse Travel!" Now, he can traverse the multiverse freely, making new allies across dimensions. "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with Captain America. You've gained: 50-50 Combat Instinct!" Now, every battle has a 50-50 chance—no matter the odds. "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with Thanos. You've gained: Titan Physique!" Now, his body is nearly indestructible. Armed with the power of friendship—literally—Alex Ray begins his journey through the Marvel Universe in full friendship mode. There are only two kinds of people in this world: My friends and family… and my enemies who didn’t live long enough. -------- Update: 18+ Chapters/Week "The story truly takes off after the gang war arc—around chapter 100—and evolves into something incredible." As the plot unfolds, it dives deep into the Spider-Verse and the Marvel Multiverse, weaving in epic elements from Endgame, God of Stories Loki, Kang the Conqueror, the Council of Kangs, the Council of Reeds, and even Franklin Richards. Expect mind-bending twists with Deadpool breaking the fourth wall, going on a rampage that includes killing everyone... even the authors themselves. --------------- Enjoying the Story? Get Ahead Now! Can't wait for the next twist or epic moment? Join my Patreon and unlock 40+ advanced chapters—read ahead of everyone else! https://www.patreon.com/UK21 Your support means the world to me—thank you so much! ----------------

Ethan Cross woke up one day and found himself dumped straight into the Marvel Universe — and yeah, he was freaking the hell out. This was a world where one snap of someone's fingers could literally dust you out of existence. Without some kind of edge — scratch that — without real power, you were as good as dead. Lucky for him, he awakened the Friendship System. All he had to do was get someone to verbally agree to be his friend — his family — and boom: he'd copy one of their skills, attributes, or get a bonus reward on top. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and Deadpool are now friends! Attribute gained: Healing Factor!」 From that day forward, even if he got chopped into ground beef, he'd pull himself back together on the spot. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and America Chavez are now friends! Attribute gained: Multiverse Travel!」 From then on, he could hop between universes making friends wherever he went. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and Captain America are now friends! Attribute gained: 50/50 Shot!」 From now on, every fight was a coin flip — and somehow he always landed on heads. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and.. ~~~~~~~~ Release Schedule: 2 chapters daily at 12:00 AM and 4:00 AM (GMT+8) (Check your local time so you don’t miss updates!)

Marvel: I Am the Family Hero! Transmigrated into the Marvel world, Chen Ye panicked completely. In a world where a single snap can kill you, without some talent— no, without some ability—there is really no way to survive. Fortunately, he awakened the Friendship System. As long as the other party verbally agrees to become his friend or family, he can obtain skills or attributes from them, as well as extra rewards! “Congratulations, Host, for becoming friends with Deadpool. You have gained the attribute: Regeneration Factor!” From then on, even if he is chopped into minced meat, he can revive on the spot. “Congratulations, Host, for becoming friends with Miss America. You have gained the attribute: Ability to Travel the Multiverse!” From then on, he could wander through the multiverse making friends. “Congratulations, Host, for becoming fri—”

Hey, you! Yeah, you staring at the screen! Tired of all the pompous speeches about saving humanity and endless quartz grinding? Then meet the one and only 6‑star Servant of the class “Grand Hunk”—Deadpool!

Even though he is immortal and can cut bullets with a knife, teleport to steal hammers, and fight against hundreds of enemies, the supervillains just want him to be a human being! Despite his strong sense of justice, capable of taking on Thanos, saving the world, and helping old ladies cross the street, the superheroes only ask that he be a decent human being! In response, Deadpool's Wade Wilson, whose real name is Wade, would say: "Actually, the system forced me to do this!" In his mind, the aloof system issued him a new task. Task: Help Tony and Steve take artistic couple photos. Task time limit: 3 days Success reward: Photo editing camera *1 Punishment for failure: Lose your powers and become a little boy who spends three days with your beloved priests. Deadpool: "Look, it's here again!" Iron Man and Captain America: "Don't come any closer!" --------------------------------------------------- Extra chapters available in patreon patreon.com/Dragonscribe31 -----------------------------------------------------

Evan never asked to be dropped into the middle of the Batman: Arkham universe, but armed with a mysterious Gacha System and the physical attributes of a Super Soldier, he’s absolutely going to make the most of it. Instead of playing the hero, Evan decides to embrace the chaos. By manipulating Batman into faking his own death early and officially kicking off the Battle for the Cowl, Evan plunges Gotham into unprecedented, hilarious anarchy just to farm System rewards. Now operating as Harley Quinn's "favorite minion," Evan is perfectly content watching the Bat-Family and the city's deadliest rogues tear each other apart. From carjacking Two-Face’s thugs while cosplaying as an anime pirate to mentally tormenting Jason Todd with a "World's Best Robin" coffee mug, Evan is determined to turn Gotham City into his own personal playground—as long as he doesn't accidentally trigger a timeline deletion in the process!

Project Mercenary was the Light's ultimate attempt at creating their own personal assassin that would match Deathstroke. However, what they failed to realize is that just because he is a clone, does not make him an exact copy. I don't own the first three chapters or this universe...the author has dropped it since 2017...I just want to publish it and try to make it shine... if i failed i hope brilliant authors continue the idea and spread this deapool mind!

A MAN GETS REINCARNATED AS DEADPOOL WITH THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL THE MULTIVERSE FIRST WORLD ONE PIECE(MAY TRAVEL TO OTHER WORLDS INBETWEEN) SECOND WORLD HARRY POTTER(DARK LORD DEADPOOL) THIRD WORLD MHA (HERO, VILLAIN AND VIGILANTE) FOURTH WORLD PERCY JACKSON UNIVERSE (WAR ON THE GREEK GODS) FIFTH WORLD MARVEL (IN PROGRESS) THIS FIC ALSO HAS A EVIL.MC TAG NOW If you can recognise something in this fic then I dont own it Cover belongs to mkmatsumoto

In a world of brooding heroes and dark justice, one mercenary stands out—not for his skill, but for his relentless sarcasm and love for chaos. A self-proclaimed anti-hero, he finds himself working with the Titans, much to their frustration. While undeniably skilled in combat and nearly impossible to kill, his real talent lies in driving his teammates insane with endless jokes, fourth-wall breaks, and questionable decision-making. Whether it’s swapping Robin’s gadgets with toy versions, turning serious battles into slapstick comedy, or giving monologues mid-fight, he thrives on pushing everyone’s patience. But beneath the humor, there’s a sharp mind, a tragic past, and a surprising willingness to do what others can’t. While the Titans may roll their eyes at him, they also know that when things get truly dire, he’s the wildcard they need. Love him or hate him—he’s here to stay, and he’s having way too much fun.

I don't want to hurt you but I want you to stay.