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I crossed into the world of Type Moon and, for some reason, the Root itself recognized me. As long as I die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become its lord, an existence stronger and freer than even the Seven Grand Servants. So, in order to die, I started acting like a complete fool across the Nasuverse. I cursed Gilgamesh to his face in Uruk, challenged almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, proclaimed in Israel that Solomon was a demon god instead of a holy king, and even stood at Morgan’s side in Britain. Yet for some reason I am still alive. By 1994, Fuyuki City, history has given me a ridiculous list of titles: the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon’s humanity in Israel, the miracle worker supported by Prince Camelot. On top of the Fuyuki Bridge, a young yet world weary Lovi sits on the railing, staring at the city lights and sighing. “Tell me, what exactly went wrong? Or you could just kill me here and let me finally ascend to the Throne of Heroes. Please.” Kiritsugu Emiya lights a cigarette, glances at Artoria holding the Holy Spear, at the treasury of the King unfolding beside Gilgamesh, at the crimson spear tip reaching out from the distant Kingdom of Shadows. The cigarette in his hand trembles slightly.

Transported into Hunter × Hunter, one of the three most dangerous worlds, the protagonist awakens a Specialization-type Nen ability — the Face Fruit. From that moment on, he begins a life of surviving purely by bluffing, flexing, and talking his way through everything. ‎PS: Access advance (100+) chapters at ‎https://www.patreon.com/c/NanamiTL

ORIGINAL STORY/NOT A FANFICTION THIS BOOK IS VERY SENSITIVE | DON'T READ IF YOU HAVE TRIGGERS FOR : •SELFHARM •DEPRESSION •SEX •DETAILED (Body&reality) A teenager named Noxan who is traumatized and addicted, is obsessed with Sylas in every way he wants to get as much of him as he can

Klein had always scoffed at the idea of being reincarnated into another world. After all, who knew what kind of hellhole he might end up in? If he had to be sent to another world, then at the very least he wanted eternal life, power at the very top of the setting, command over vast territories, trillions of loyal soldiers, an absolutely safe starting point, untold quadrillions of worshippers, and a million worlds under his rule. He wanted a cheat system that combined immortality, secret identities, empire-building, an overpowered protagonist setup, clan expansion, a dynasty-building mechanic, and, just for good measure, even more invincibility. Ideally, he would not have to do anything at all. He could simply sit there. And so... Terra. The Imperial Palace. Atop the Golden Throne. Klein opened his eyes. “Wait... do I have to sit on the Golden Throne too?” --------------------- Note: Warhammer is an extremely vast universe, so if you notice any lore-related mistakes or lines that feel off, feel free to leave a comment and I will correct them when I can. I will occasionally include glossary notes to briefly explain certain lore elements mentioned in a chapter, though these will be fairly rare as they take additional time to put together.

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THE MC IS GAY!! LITERALLY! No Homophobes!! If you don't wanna read it, there's a figurative door right there! XD!] Please Be Respectful in the Comments because Baseless Negativity will be DELETED!! I Have Nothing against expressing opinions but baseless negativity will be DELETED. Thank you. ----------------------------------------------------- Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/zTUtunfx. ----------------------------------------------------- Max died of cancer and was transmigrated via your typical R.O.B entity, only to the world of TVD, where bloodsucking vampires run rampant and self-righteous witches have boldly declared themselves 'servants of Nature.' He gets reincarnated as Bonnie Bennett's cousin, but with the added bonus of having unmatched magical potential and hard-to-hate persona. He'll turn snarky, devious villains into his husbands or his allies and bring the supernatural community to its knees. By the time Klaus comes to town, Max had already ressurected and upgraded Kol Mikaelson and Mason Lockewood. By the time Ken came rolling in, Lucien Castle, Ryan Clarke and Kaleb Westphall had already joined Max's harem. With pre-known knowledge of cannon, Max has no intentions of letting all he saw on TV happen irl -- At least, not entirely anyways. At the very least, Bonnie will have her happy ending, even if Max has to challenge fate itself to ensure it... ---------------------------------------------------------- Send Comments, let me know how you feel about the story. It keeps me motivated to writing more, thnx XD! P.S: Unusual Uploads. I work different jobs and go to university, so I update not so consistently. But it IS worth it in the end, I guarantee you XX! ------------------------------------------------------------ First World: TVDU Verse Second World: To Be Announced --------------------- [Rated: 18+] [There is smut.... A LOT of it] THE MC IS GAY!! LITERALLY! No Homophobes!! If you don't wanna read it, there's a figurative door right there! XD!] [I have other series on the channel for the heteros. Look at it, why don't you, if you're interested! Lol!]

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When Eira inherits a crumbling seaside manor from an aunt she never knew, she expects dust, cobwebs, and maybe a few family secrets. She doesn’t expect the attic mirror tall, flawless, and smiling at her when she isn’t smiling back. The reflection knows her name. It remembers her mother’s face. And it’s starting to whisper about people who vanished from the town long before Eira arrived. As storms close in and the tide drags the shoreline away, Eira must uncover the mirror’s truth before her reflection finds a way to take her place forever.

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