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I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
Fantasy
1620 Chs
Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

[Simulator+Cultivation+Farming Stream+Survival Stream] One day, through transmigration, Su Xing arrived in a data-centric high martial world. This world had extraordinary strong beings known as professionals, favored by the "heavens," who could level up and strengthen themselves by running dungeons and killing monsters. Su Xing changed his job to the hidden profession of Cultivator, but due to unknown reasons, he could not gain experience or level up like other professionals. Unable to level up, he could only cultivate... but in this era where Spiritual Energy was depleted and Cultivators were nearly extinct, even obtaining Spiritual Energy was a luxury. After four years in college, Su Xing was still a minor in the Qi Refining Stage, struggling even to graduate. Fortunately, he awakened the golden finger "Life Simulator," which allowed him to simulate the future by paying energy and bring back the Cultivation Level, items, and more from the simulation to the real world. However, in the simulated future, the Foreign Race invaded in full force, leading to the overthrow of the Human Race overnight. In such desperate circumstances, Su Xing chose to lie low and develop, cultivating Spirit Plants, concocting Elixirs, enhancing his Cultivation Level, improving the overall strength of the Human Race... He continuously strengthened himself through the simulator, becoming a hidden powerhouse, silently resisting the invasion of the Foreign Race... ps: This is a story about a simulator, leaning towards a careful survival strategy, farming development, and operating from behind the scenes...
Eastern
1523 Chs
I Woke My Disabled Husband up at Wedding Night!

I Woke My Disabled Husband up at Wedding Night!

# 1V1 # FONDNESSOVERTIME Shi Qian’s stepmother set her up and forced her to marry a vegetative man. There were three good things about him. He was rich, handsome… and unable to wake up! Fu Sinian, who had been in a coma for more than three years, woke up and found that he suddenly had a wife. His petite wife was fair, beautiful and had long legs.“If you don’t love me, I don’t need you!” Fu Sinian said and coldly threw out the divorce papers.***Not long after, the famous Shi Qian was caught in a photograph in the bigshot, Fu Sinian’s luxurious car. Fu Sinian publicly clarified this and said, “Miss Shi and I are acquainted.”Netizens: “Are you guys only acquaintances? They’re both being driven around in the same car! We’re waiting for you to slap us in the face with your words, Young Master Fu! Nine million fans are watching and waiting!” Not long after, Shi Qian, who was popular in the circle, was once again photographed entering the hotel at the same time as Fu Sinian and only came out after three days. Fu Sinian clarified again, “Miss Shi and I are not in that kind of relationship. We’re not dating.”Netizens: “Mr. Fu must have failed in his pursuit! If there was a girl Young Master Fu can’t handle in this world, it must be their goddess, Shi Qian!”Thirty million fans continued to eat popcorn and watch the drama! Later, Shi Qian, who has two hundred million fans, had morning sickness while at the Best Actress Award Ceremony! Fu Sinian walked onto the stage slowly and hugged Shi Qian’s waist and said, “Thank you for everyone’s concern. Mrs. Fu is pregnant with our second child!”All two hundred million fans were confused. The beautiful Shi Qian was pregnant with her second child? They were watching the drama unfold all the way! When did they fail to keep up?
General
1362 Chs
Funny Engagement Break Up Stories
There was this couple. The guy planned an elaborate beach proposal. He had a big sign made that said 'Will You Marry Me?'. Just as he was about to pop the question, a huge wave came and swept the sign away. His girlfriend was so distracted by trying to save the sign that she didn't even notice him getting down on one knee. When she finally realized what was going on, she was so flustered that she said no. They later broke up because they couldn't stop laughing about the whole situation and decided it was a sign from the universe.
1 answer
2024-11-06 07:08
Can you share some funny break in stories?
Once, a cat accidentally 'broke in' to a neighbor's house through an open window. It jumped on the kitchen counter and started knocking things over. The neighbor thought it was a burglar at first but then saw it was just the friendly neighborhood cat causing chaos.
2 answers
2024-11-17 02:27
Can you share some spring break funny stories?
Sure! One spring break, my friends and I went to the beach. We decided to build the biggest sandcastle ever. But as we were building, a seagull flew over and pooped right on top of our almost - finished castle. We couldn't stop laughing at how our masterpiece was 'crowned' in such a strange way.
3 answers
2024-11-01 00:41
Can you share some funny spring break stories?
One of my funny spring break stories was when I went camping with friends. We set up our tents near a small stream. But in the middle of the night, a curious raccoon managed to get into one of our tents and started making all kinds of noise. It was rummaging through our backpacks looking for food. We all woke up in a panic, but when we saw it was just a raccoon, we couldn't stop laughing. Eventually, we shooed it away and made sure to keep our food better secured.
1 answer
2024-11-03 17:56
What are some funny break - up stories from BuzzFeed?
There was a story where a couple broke up during a trip to the zoo. The guy was trying to show off by imitating the monkeys and ended up accidentally ripping his pants in a very embarrassing way. His girlfriend was so mortified that she immediately decided to end the relationship right then and there. It was a really comical situation.
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2024-11-24 08:50
Can you share some funny break up stories?
I heard about a couple who broke up because of a dream. The girl had a dream that her boyfriend turned into a giant hamster. When she told him about it in the morning, he thought she was making fun of him. They started arguing and ended up breaking up. It's crazy how something so silly can lead to a break up.
1 answer
2024-11-20 19:22
Funny Prison Break Stories: Share Some Hilarious Escapes
One funny prison break story is about a prisoner who tried to dig his way out using a spoon. He dug for days and finally thought he had made it. But when he pushed up through the ground, he found himself in the prison yard. Another one was a prisoner who disguised himself as a guard. He got all the uniform details right but his walk gave him away as he strutted around like he owned the place instead of walking like a proper guard.
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2024-12-05 20:33
Tell Some College Spring Break Funny Horror Stories
On spring break, we decided to explore an old abandoned building. As we were walking around, we heard what sounded like footsteps following us. We all froze in fear. But then we realized it was our own echoes bouncing off the walls. We laughed so hard at how silly we were. After that, we made it into a game to see who could make the scariest echo sounds. It turned from a scary moment into a really fun one.
2 answers
2024-12-04 19:14
Tell me some funny short break up stories.
Once, my friend broke up with her boyfriend because he was obsessed with collecting action figures and had no space left in their apartment for her stuff. She said it was like living in a toy store, not a home. So one day, she just packed her bags and left while he was busy arranging his new Iron Man figure.
1 answer
2024-12-07 05:33
Tell me some funny kids break up stories.
Well, once there were two little kids in kindergarten. The boy told the girl he couldn't be her friend anymore because she ate his favorite crayon. It was so silly as the girl just thought it was a big colorful candy.
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2024-12-08 13:28
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