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After transmigrating to the Harry Potter world and being reborn as Grindelwald and Dumbledore's flesh and blood, Blake had awakened the Emotional Treasure Chest System! Make someone's blood pressure soar and you'll get a treasure chest! So … Blake: "Review? You've just learned something, how can you forget it so quickly? " Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" [Ding! Silver Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "What a handsome cat!" (Takes out a cat stick!) Professor McGonagall: "!!" [Ding! Gold Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hotpot together? It's delicious! " Snape: "That's my crucible! How dare you! I'll deduct 50 points from Hufflepuff! " [Ding! Diamond Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "Professor, my surname is Grindelwald." Dumbledore: "Hmm? What did you say your surname was? " [Ding! Supreme Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "Soupy, where's your nose?" Voldemort: "Avada …" … Blake: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger. What bad intentions can I have?" (Hands up) ============ DISCLAIMER: This is a Translation of 霍格沃茨：小獾能有啥坏心思呢？ If you like a Shameless Mc then this is for you

I, Zoey Parker, got stuck running a game company right out of the gate. Lucky break: my rebate system kicked in. If the company loses money, I get ten times the cash back! So, this young CEO’s got one goal—crash and burn the company to cash in and live the dream! I, Gus Harper, got zapped into this world as a game designer. Good news: my Game Vault System’s online. Keep pumping out hit games, and I’ll climb to the top as the ultimate game dev king! My mission? Go big, make waves, and build a legacy! … When a CEO hell-bent on failure meets a designer obsessed with success, things at WindyPeak Games get weird— “Nobody’s into mech games, right? So why’s your Titanfall ripoff blowing up?” “Horror games are dead? Then what’s the deal with your Escape clone?” “We agreed on a cheapo shooter sequel! Why are you remaking Call of Duty?” Staring at a financial report swimming in profits, Zoey Parker’s brain short-circuits. She can’t lose a single dime! Time to double down and sabotage harder. “Alright, team—torture the players!” she declares. No way she’s missing out on that rebate. Gus, unfazed, flips open a stack of game proposals: “Check it out, boss—Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring... which one do we drop first?” I changed the name of the Male Main Character to Gus Harper as the old name didn't feel normal or natural. I will try my best to De-nationalize it. I am going to use Ai for it. I will upload it full slowly. Raw: 说好制作烂游戏，泰坦陨落什么鬼

"My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 33 years old, and I live in the villa district in the northeast of Morioh. I'm unmarried..." "Cut!" Pucci, who was fiddling with the camera, interrupted, "Your introduction is all wrong, Kira!" "But director, I feel like this should be a very complex character. He has a kind of madness that others don't, so I want to capture that feeling of madness..." "Stop, stop. Who's the director here, you or me?" Pucci said again. "I told you to just act like your usual self. Just perform it that way!" "But I'm not a crazy killer!" "..." ... In short, this is the story of a transmigrator who found himself in Pucci's body. He joined forces with Araki's crew and worked under Jolyne Cujoh at the SPW Foundation to make movies. === This is a translation. I don't own the novel. ===

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What happens when a mage from another world is reincarnated as Severus Snape? And what really defines good or evil? This is not my work. Please visit the original author on Patrteoonn: lucifer09. There, you can read many chapters in advance, up to a maximum of 40 chapters.

I have a bad guy system but I fell in love with the noble blind woman You can visit my website to read over 331 chapters of this book. 02radnovel.com

[#SUPER BIG CHAPTERS #FAST-PACED] Reborn in the body of a Marine Captain in South Blue, armed with a sight that shows him the good and bad karma done in someone's life, Light Yagami resumes his "work". The God of the New World has transmigrated. God help the New World. --------------- - (No need to have watched Death Note before) -No Harem -Earned power growth, not OP. -READ 30+ CHAPTERS AHEAD AT { patreon.com/Glivaria }

In her past life, Tang Mo accidentally lost her own Space Jade Pendant when the apocalypse began, losing her biggest golden finger. Afterwards, her superpower training went awry, she lost her loved ones, suffered from ostracization, and utterly ruined the good hand she was dealt, ultimately dying at the mouths of mutant beasts. Opening her eyes again, Tang Mo was reborn one week before the start of the apocalypse. None of the tragedies has happened yet! How will she seize the opportunity and walk her own path to becoming a powerful figure in the apocalypse?

Reborn into the past, Zhao Nuanyue is no longer willing to be morally blackmailed by her so-called relatives and be a puppet at their mercy. She will use her own abilities to protect her younger brother and personally take revenge for her past life. Her benefactor from her past life is in a coma, and she voluntarily becomes a bride to ward off bad luck, becoming his wife. What was a solo fight transforms into a tag-team takedown, crushing those cruel, malicious bitches and scumbags from her past life! That man: "Whoever bullies you, I'll kill them!" That woman: "No need. Just dote on me. I'll take care of trashing the scum myself!"

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...