merlin funny fanfiction

For more chapters patreon.com/Liamlivingstone At just seven years old, Dina Avery was imprisoned in Azkaban, becoming Sirius Black’s fellow inmate. On his first day behind bars, he discovered that "Merlin’s XX" wasn’t just an expletive—it was a real summoning ability. He could actually call upon Merlin’s powers, including but not limited to: - Merlin’s Beard - Merlin’s Stockings - Merlin’s Magic - Merlin’s Bloodline - Merlin’s Treasure From that day on, Dina relentlessly “borrowed” from Merlin’s legacy. Four years later, Dina made history as the first young wizard to receive a Hogwarts acceptance letter while in Azkaban. After being picked up by Snape, he found that his home was gone. But it didn’t matter. He was Merlin’s heir. The scum responsible for his family’s destruction would soon face justice— at the hands of the new Merlin, just like in The Count of Monte Cristo.

As Harry Potter struggles with his daily mundane life in the Dudley's household, fragmented dreams of Camelot plague his sleep. Upon recovering the full memories of his past life as Merlin, he must reconcile the boy who lived with the legendary sorcerer who shaped the magical world. Now he is equipped with ancient wisdom and forgotten power, Harry discovers that Voldemort is not the first Dark Lord he has faced, and that someone from his past may now be his most dangerous enemy. Update rate will be as usual for my novels: 6 chapters a week. This is an AU fic and will not follow the normal formula of the well known story.

At a young age Harry solves a puzzle that mystified the wizarding world for more than a thousand years. After that his life changed forever as he carved out a path entirely his own and changed the very foundation of wizarding society. This is a world far different from cannon with many changes and expansions to lore both small and large that will effect the past, and present. massively AU

"GO UP TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM!" A man, seething with anger, yelled at someone. "Now Tristian, he is your son," a woman said as calmly as she could, standing in front of the boy. "Not biologically he isn't! You had him when we got together, Diana!" Tristian said, not as loudly, but still booming throughout the house. Diana turned around and knelt down, "Can you go up to your room, sweetie?" She asked and he nodded. The boy did go up the stairs, but he didn't go to his room. He instead sat down and the top step to listen to his parents yell at each other. Diana turned back to her husband, "He was left at my doorstep one morning almost Eleven years ago, Tristian, what was I supposed to do?" "As of the current situation, I'd say you should've left it there!" He yelled back at his slowly-losing-her-patience wife. "He. Not it, he. And he is our son. Just because he's different doesn't mean we can't love him," Diana said. The Boy known as Jake Fernandes sat at the top of the stairs, crying as he listened to the people he had called his parents arguing. Right then he decided he could accept them not being his real parents because they looked after him for so long. He suddenly heard a loud bang come from down the stairs. He stood up and hurried down to see his mother laying on the ground, red liquid slowly pooling around her still form. He gasped, tears flowing from his widened eyes, then looked up to his father and saw him holding a gun. His father aimed his gun at him, but before he could pull the trigger, he started gasping for air. Tristian saw his son's eyes and they were glowing red. In his final moments, he knew that thing had to be born of the devil. There wasn't any way he could explain otherwise. Jake watched as his fathers life was slowly drained from his eyes, clutching his throat the entire time. His body spasms ceded and his father lay still, just like his mother. The entire situation was gravely taxing on his psyche. His red eyes changed back to their Blue color and before he knew it, he fell forward, passing out from recent events. Want to read advanced chapters? If you’re enjoying the story and would like early access to future chapters, please consider supporting me on Patreon: patreon.com/HalyxStark.

Leo Osbourne, a man dealt a terrible hand in life, is given a second chance. Donning the name Oz, he embarks on the journey into the wizarding world of Harry Potter. As the years progress in this new life of Oz's, he soon discovers that the 'Wizarding World' he knew in the books was only a small excerpt of what the true wizarding world actually is... ———- Contiuation of BoiGeorge dropped novel I do not own anything from J.K Rowlings books/harry potter,/BoiGeorge. only my own ideas and creations

[Rewrite of The Wizard called Oz by me] Leo Osbourne, a man dealt a terrible hand in life is given a second chance. Donning the name Oz, he embarks into the wizarding world of Harry Potter. As the years progress in this new life of Oz's he soon discovers that the 'Wizarding World' he knew in the books was only a small excerpt of what the true wizarding world actually is... ------------------------------------------------------------------ If you'd like to donate to the novel, donate here: https://ko-fi.com/boigeorge

Owen wakes in a body that isn't his, clutching a book only he can see. In a Camelot where magic is a death sentence, he must navigate Uther’s court using The Silent Codex, a system that rewards his restraint over his power. While he knows the tragedy awaiting Merlin and Arthur, his presence is a variable the world never accounted for. He is a physician's apprentice by day and a shadow operator by night, balancing a Corruption Ledger while trying to keep his soul—and his head—intact

Starting from Merlin, going through World War I, meeting Wonder Woman, and then setting foot on the Lost Highlands—but when Kai finally returns to the modern world, the first thing he sees is an advertisement for Stark Industries. (The story includes British and American TV series, some of them quite old. Marvel is the main focus, with a mix of other film and TV works. DC is only touched on lightly—at most one or two characters—and its broader universe will not be incorporated.)

A man suddenly finds himself in the SCPverse, 170,000 dollars in debt and with the ability to copy and add to his own the magical talent of others. Although this ability has a limitation in he needs to spend 30 minutes with said thing being copied. How will he survive? And most importantly, will he thrive? OLD SYNOPSIS ————————- Man dies in a extremely convoluted way, asks for the best magic potential possible. Gets into the SCP verse and starts to mess with the foundation. Find out what happens next.

This was made by  VashonBeader. There is an ancient Order out there far older than the Order of the Phoenix. What happens if Harry Potter is rescued by said knights? How will this change him? Change his world? Mentions of plural marriage, but none take place. Harry MOD long enough to help. No Sirius' will be hurt permanently in the making of this story. AU. A bit of Dumbledore bashing.