funny weed high stories

Well, once my friend got high on weed and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a low fence and tried to jump off, flapping his arms like a bird. Luckily, he just landed on a soft patch of grass and started laughing hysterically.

One time, my friend thought he could talk to the plants while smoking weed. He started having a full conversation with a potted plant in the corner, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious as he really seemed to believe the plant was responding with its leaves rustling.

No, not really. Most high schools have strict anti - drug policies and a good environment that discourages any form of drug - related activities. However, like in any large community, there might be one or two isolated incidents that get blown out of proportion and become stories.

Well, once my friend thought he could plant weed seeds in his little garden. But he didn't know much about it. He watered it every day like crazy. In the end, all he got was some really strange - looking plants that were not even close to what he expected. It was hilarious.

The first time I smoked weed was a bit of a blur, but it was also hilarious. I was at a beach party. I smoked a bit and then suddenly, every little sound seemed like music. I started dancing all by myself in this really strange way. I was trying to do these cool moves, but I probably just looked like a wobbly penguin. And I kept tripping over my own feet while trying to walk in the sand. It was one of those experiences that I'll always remember and laugh about.

One of the best weed high stories I've heard was from a friend. He was high and decided to cook. He ended up making this elaborate and surprisingly delicious meal. He said that everything seemed so much more interesting in the kitchen, like the colors of the vegetables were super vivid and every step of the cooking process was like an adventure.

Well, I heard a story about a high school where some students found a small patch of what they thought was weed growing near the schoolyard. They were all curious and a bit scared at the same time. One of them told a teacher, and it turned out to be just some wild plant that looked like weed. It was quite a funny misunderstanding.

Well, once my friend smoked weed and he became paranoid that his shoes were trying to run away from him. He spent like half an hour chasing his shoes around the room, convinced they had a mind of their own. It was hilarious.

Once, my friend thought he could hide his weed - smoking from his parents by using a vaporizer in his bathroom. But he accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The whole family panicked, thinking there was a fire. When they found out it was just the vapor, he got in so much trouble. It was hilarious in a way.

Once, my friend thought a weed brownie was just a regular brownie. He ate a whole one and then started giggling uncontrollably at the sight of a squirrel. He said the squirrel looked like it was wearing a tuxedo and doing a little dance. It was hilarious to watch him.