landlord funny stories

Sure. There was a landlord who always wore the most outlandish outfits when collecting rent. One time he showed up in a bright pink suit with a big flower on his lapel. It was so unexpected that all the tenants just stared at him in shock before bursting into laughter.

Sure. One time my landlord thought he saw a mouse in my apartment. He came running in with a broom, looking all flustered. But it turned out to be just a ball of lint. His face was priceless.

There was a landlord who accidentally locked himself in the tenant's closet while doing an inspection. The tenant came home and heard strange noises from the closet. When they opened it, there was the landlord looking all sheepish. He had been in there for half an hour trying to figure out how to get out.

Accidental misunderstandings can be a big part of funny landlord stories. Say a tenant asks for a new lock and the landlord thinks they mean a different kind of 'lock' like a hair lock. So he shows up with a bunch of wigs. Also, the landlord's idiosyncrasies. If a landlord has a strange hobby like collecting old doorknobs and insists on showing them to every new tenant, it can lead to some really funny situations. It makes the landlord seem like a character out of a sitcom.

Sure. There was a landlord who was really into gardening. One day, he decided to plant a whole bunch of sunflowers in the front yard. But he miscalculated the space and they grew so big that they blocked the front door. When the tenants came home, they had to push through the sunflowers like they were in a jungle. It was quite a sight.

There were novels similar to The Landlord Theory: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Holding a sword, drinking in Jianghu, slender waist and light palm. The young man carried a long saber on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist. He strode forward, but the Jianghu in his heart was vaguely difficult to see. Turning a page in the book of troubled times, it would rain for decades in the Jianghu. Suddenly looking back, the world has been split into pieces. 2. Spirit Realm Walker: Golden Legend The newspaper seller's new work had made a breakthrough on the basis of retaining the author's previous humorous and relaxed style of writing. With a modern city as the background, it tells the story of a chosen youth with supernatural powers who pretended to be an ordinary person. By chance, he was involved in a series of events that involved the invasion of the foreign world. He overcame the various weaknesses of human nature, grew up, realized his value, and finally saved himself and the world, protecting the story of the love of his heart. The main character's ability was the Night Wandering God. He was an assassin and a Taoist priest. He had entered the Spirit Realm in the early stages and was related to supernatural beings and ghosts. He had the ability to control Yin objects. The opening events were exquisitely set and the plot was thrilling. The suspense caused by it made people unable to sleep at night. I'm looking forward to the follow-up development! 3.<<The Tang's Table>> The people of the world and the affairs of the world are just the dishes on the table of the Tang people. Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Steaming, braising, stir-frying, stewing... There were many cooking methods in the kitchen. Whether it was Goguryeo, the Turks, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele…or even whales, tigers, sharks, and hungry wolves, the Great Tang was a furnace that could cook them all into peerless delicacies… In addition to Li Zhi, Wu Wei, Zhangsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang, Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin, and other peerless seasonings, there would always be one thing that you would never forget, regardless of color, fragrance, or taste. Yun Chu hoped that she would definitely have a seat at such a luxurious banquet! Now, the delicious food had been cooked. Yun Chu laid out the napkin, picked up the deer knife, and closed her eyes. She was ready to enjoy an unprecedented feast to satisfy her hungry stomach. 4."King of Familiar":"King of Familiar" was a refreshing work. The author, Qing Quan Liu Xiang, once again demonstrated his talent in the field of beast taming. This book continued the success of the previous book, Unscientific Familiar, and once again proved the author's creative ability. The story revolved around familiars, telling a story about animal contracts and training. The main character's parents went missing, leaving behind a mysterious family heirloom. This allowed him to shine in the Familiar Instance Dungeon. The story left suspense at the beginning, making people unable to wait to continue reading. The author's update speed was also very fast, making people feel at ease reading. I recommend this book to readers who like beast taming. This book is definitely worth reading. 5:"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation": I hate novels with many female leads, but this one is very comfortable. 6.<National Forensic Medicine>: A professional urban forensic doctor. There is a system. You can obtain skills by completing system missions. The author had put in a lot of effort into the forensic profession. He was very professional and interesting. There were also a lot of related science. 8.10~ Continuing ~ Current good grass 7."Wait, Heroine":"Wait, Heroine" is a serious and funny book. The writing is exquisite and not long-winded, giving people inspiration. The author's psychological description and character creation were excellent. The characters were vivid and reasonable. After reading this book, it left a lasting aftertaste. I strongly recommend it to everyone. This book incorporated Xianxia elements, adding new vitality to traditional martial arts novels. The story was compact, fascinating, and irresistible. The image of the heroine was clear, brave, decisive, and moving. Her opponents also had their own unique characteristics and distinct personalities, which left a deep impression on people. The author, Guan Guan, did an excellent job in handling the plot of the story with multiple female leads. The balance between the daily life and the main plot was just right. She vividly displayed the personalities of each female lead, allowing the readers to understand them in depth and feel their emotions and psychological changes. This expression of emotion was very real and made people empathize with it. All in all,"Wait, Heroine" was a memorable book. It was not only a novel, but also an emotional exchange and psychological exploration. By reading this book, we can gain inspiration from it and think about life, emotions, psychology, society, history, and many other aspects. I strongly recommend this book to all of you. I believe that you will definitely be attracted to it. 8:"Mantang Colorful": recommendation index: ****** Author: Weird Cousin Word Count: 240,000 [Status: Series] Tagged: Tang Dynasty, Machiavellian, Group Statues In the fifth year of Tianbao, he woke up from a dream. In front of him was a beautiful painting of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. He saw the bright light of "Tang Dynasty, Heaven and All Nations". Iron cavalry crisscrossed, and all nations came to worship. Civil and martial arts were governed, and ministers bowed. Poetry and wine were romantic, and it was a paradise on earth. Beautiful people and scholars sang and laughed. He also saw the corruption in the court, the eunuchs monopolizing power, the treacherous heroes flaunting their might, the decline of the country's power, the desolation of the people, the emergency at the border, and the rampant Hu Krupp. The golden drum of Yuyang shook the world. He vowed to make sure that the Tang Dynasty would not fall into danger. The new book by the author of "The End of Song" still started with Wang Zha. The protagonist was reborn as a servant of the Du family. At the beginning, he faced the biggest case of the Crown Prince's rebellion during the reign of Li Xuanzong. How would he survive in this struggle and face the upcoming An Lushan Rebellion? Personal evaluation of the divine herb! 9."Hidden Dead Corner":"Hidden Dead Corner" is a terrifying science fiction novel set in a modern society in another world. The protagonist, Li Chengying, transmigrated to this world and entered a strange space (blind spot). She was often captured by this space. However, Li Chengying tried to find a way to escape from the blind spot by absorbing the flower to obtain the flower language ability and summoning the flower scale garment. The atmosphere of this story was very strong, and the setting of the flower language ability was also very novel, which made people's eyes light up. However, the novel also had some shortcomings. Among them, the protagonist's sister was too disgusting and might make the readers unhappy. As for his writing style, it could only be said to be average. There was nothing particularly outstanding about it. In terms of setting, although there were some new ideas, there were also some shortcomings. Overall, this book left a deep impression on people, and the recommendation index was four-and-a-half stars. From the first two chapters of the new book, the beginning of the story gave people a feeling of a mysterious journey. In just a few thousand words, the protagonist had just transmigrated to another world, his family situation, social relationships, and so on. It was immersive. This story depicted the living conditions of the people in this low-class society, and at the same time, there was a sense of peace. In addition, the story also described the scene of preparing for war, making people speculate that a small number of high-level people might have extraordinary powers. The foreshadowing in the story was also very interesting, such as whether the original body died and whether the protagonist could obtain extraordinary powers. Scram's new book,"Hidden Dead Corner," continued his previous style. Other than the slightly toxic sister at the beginning, it gradually became more and more fascinating. The golden finger was a floral mech formed by absorbing the language of different flowers. This setting was very creative, but the story was too short and somewhat lacking. Generally speaking, the books that had been published started from the ❮ The Art of Kendo ❯. Although it was sometimes difficult to read continuously, each book had its own unique aspects. Although he would sometimes lose his combat power due to the settings, the early and middle stages were still worth watching. It was both exciting and torturous, and there was not much sloppiness. This also led to the emergence of many imitators. 10."The Final Clergy":"The Final Clergy" is an exciting science fiction novel. I give it a recommendation score of 82. The setting of this book was very novel, making people feel as if they were in a fantasy world full of mechas and divine power. In the story, the protagonist Lu Yuan had an attribute panel that allowed him to change his class indefinitely. In the era of the collision of magic and technology, he continued to grow and gradually grasped power. The battle scenes in the book were also very exciting, making people feel as if they could personally feel the collision of that kind of power. Overall, this book was a very exciting science fiction novel. Whether it was from the setting or the storyline, it was very worth reading. 11."Beyond Time": Heaven and Earth are the guest houses of all living beings, and time is a passer-by from ancient times to the present. The difference between life and death was like the difference between dreams and waking up. It was ever-changing and could not be questioned. Then, beyond life and death, beyond heaven and earth, beyond time, what awaits us? "This Game Is Too Realistic": This is a novel about the fourth natural disaster in the reconstruction of the foreign world's wasteland. The writing style is light and humorous. The male protagonist drank at the wine table and entered a different world. At the beginning, he was chased by a mutated dog and successfully missed the golden finger for five months. He was very similar to me who skipped the beginner's tutorial when playing games. The gimmick of the holographic virtual reality game allowed the male protagonist to successfully become the planner of this Wasteland OL, summoning players to work for him. Of course, this was a parallel world, and the content of the planned updates was based on the players. Every time the male protagonist visited the forum to see the players 'new content, he would directly copy it as the update content. It was very interesting! The male protagonist's image was getting better and better. He was getting more and more familiar with picking leeks and wool. Every day, he said that it was a win-win situation, but in fact, it meant that he had won twice alone. It was too dark, haha! 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He worked hard to survive Chapter 209, but at the same time, he faced an eternal reincarnation and a destined fate. The relationship between dreams and reality was puzzling, and the Ring of Destiny seemed to be an endless cycle, but it finally ushered in its end. The Lord of the Mysteries is my favorite. Every time it updates, I will watch it in time. I don't skip chapters and sentences, and I carefully savor every word. Looking forward to the return of the squid king. The new book had just been released and had not even updated a single chapter, but it had already received the support of the Hundred Alliances. The monthly votes had also reached more than 7,000. This made people full of anticipation for this book. Overall, Ring of Destiny was a good book that made people unable to extricate themselves. It was definitely worth reading. "The Great Ming State Preceptor":"The Great Ming State Preceptor" is a refreshing historical novel. The main character of the story was Jiang Xinghuo, a transmigrator. He was forced to transmigrate to the Ming Dynasty during the Battle of Jingnan and became the emperor's national teacher. The author had a deep foundation in history, and the whole article was full of practical knowledge. From politics, economics, natural science to the way of governing the country, every class was refreshing. The main character, Jiang Xing Huo, used his mind as his main weapon. Through his own modern knowledge and ideas, he brought great changes to the Ming Dynasty. His story filled people with curiosity and anticipation about the history of the Ming Dynasty. At the same time, the author skillfully used all kinds of twists and suspense to keep people interested in the story. The Great Ming State Preceptor was a wonderful historical novel that was worth reading. "Ascending on a Better Day": Strongly recommended, not to be missed by Xianxia lovers, and recommended for readers with a wide range of tastes. Otaku Pig's new book. In my opinion, this book should be another breakthrough for Otaku Pig. I think this book is better than the previous books. I think it's good because he changed the style of the previous books at the beginning of the book. He started with a blockbuster scene. People who read it were excited and felt it immediately. After reading books for so many years, I was suppressed by all kinds of books with similar styles. It was difficult for me to immerse my mind into the story in the book when I read. This was one of them. The genre of the book is Xianxia. So far, I feel that the biggest highlight is the villain, as well as some sentences that make people relax and laugh from time to time. Villains in the hands of pigs have a lot of personality, and this book is no exception. I won't spoil the details. Anyway, when Old Ancestor Zhou "passed the Heavenly Tribulation, but the Human Tribulation", I was very sad. I had an indescribable feeling in my heart. This is a rare feeling that I can't bear to part with the villain. 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth": Bei Tai·Bottom-licking Rebirth Counterattack: "I Really Didn't Want to Be the Sea King" It's a pretty girl, worth recommending Description: Struggle until you can't afford a house at the age of thirty-eight. If you want to get married, you have to pay 300,000 yuan as a betrothal gift. You have to live frugally for most of your life. Who earned the money? Jiang Qin, who had been reborn at the age of 18 with countless grievances, opened his eyes and the only thought was to start a business and make money. The first step was to snatch back the love letter, turn it over, and write three lines under the school belle's shocked eyes: No matter what, he couldn't work. If he could get rich, he would get rich. Money can be earned again, but conscience can be earned even more! The livestock of the society will never be slaves! As for love? Even dogs wouldn't talk about that! On that day, the thick fog sealed everything. On that day, he became the captain of a ghost ship. On that day, he crossed the thick fog and faced a world that had been completely overturned and shattered. The order of the past was gone, and strange visions dominated the endless sea beyond civilization. The isolated island cities and the fleets that challenged the sea had become the only lights of the civilized world, while the shadows of the past were still stirring in the deep sea, waiting to continue to devour the dying world. However, for the new captain of the Lost Home, there was only one problem he had to consider first. Who knew how to sail the boat? 19."Gou in the Demonic Martial World to Cultivate Immortals": A new copy of the text. Quality guaranteed-IQ online, cool, smooth, and updated. This was originally a cultivation method. In the cultivation world, I was submissive, but in the demon martial world, I attacked with heavy fists. Using the difference in information and resources between the two worlds, they could be Master Dao and Sixth Brother. "Who told him to cultivate!"⭐⭐⭐ The number of updates was small because there were too few updates. It was still the same as the previous book. Waiting for updates was too tiring. It was like squeezing toothpaste every day. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

I heard of a landlord who charged extra fees for the most ridiculous things. A tenant had a small plant on the balcony, and the landlord claimed it was 'decorative damage' and added a huge amount to the rent. It was like a nightmare for the tenant, constantly worried about what new charge would come up next.

One scary landlord story I heard was about a landlord who would enter the tenant's apartment without permission. He would claim he was checking for maintenance issues, but it made the tenant feel very violated. Eventually, the tenant had to involve the authorities to get the landlord to stop.

No. Erotic stories, especially those involving inappropriate relationships like with a landlord in an erotic context, are not appropriate in mainstream literature. Literature should promote positive values, healthy relationships, and moral concepts.

😋I recommend the following novel to you: The two ancient romance novels,"The Little Cute Wife" and "Fragrance", told the story of the female protagonist traveling through ancient times, having culinary skills, and then working hard to become rich. Family life, countryside life, warm and somewhat sweet, suitable for you who seek warmth. Pet Trainer and Welcome to the Monster House were two city-urban novels that told the stories of various tenants and landlords. They were full of humor, humor, and ridicule. They were short, warm, and interesting. They were very suitable for you who wanted to be funny. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗